Tuesday, June 28, 2011

One Shot Wednesday.....





Shhhhh......Lord Limerick Speaks!

Kate welcomes her pinches and clinches
You can see she is one Happy Princess
The cause of her bliss
Simply cums down to this...
HER 'Ruler' is more than 12 Inches!!



And your Bonus 'Classic' of the week...


There once was a girl from Vancouver
Who sucked like an industral Hoover
She did her job well
But it was Blow Job Hell...
Because once finished, you couldn't remove her!


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22 comments:

  1. UnknownJune 28, 2011 at 4:09:00 PM EDT

    whoa, really? I bet she's just glowing with happiness. hahaha

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  2. hedgewitchJune 28, 2011 at 4:26:00 PM EDT

    Man, I bet you are a *royal* pain in the butt after thinking up a limerick that good.

    I bet it sounds even bigger converted to the metric system.

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  3. Brian MillerJune 28, 2011 at 4:32:00 PM EDT

    sounds a little inflated to me...haha.and breaking that suction seal can leave marks...

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  4. LauraJune 28, 2011 at 5:10:00 PM EDT

    ummm...Yikes! and Ouch too!

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  5. Pat HattJune 28, 2011 at 5:10:00 PM EDT

    hahaha

    Royalty may begin to frown
    As they continue from town to town
    For you have made fun
    Which was so well done
    That they may want to stab you with their crown

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  6. ScarletJune 28, 2011 at 5:19:00 PM EDT

    Ha..ha... thanks for lightening up my day.

    Hey, I love that Royal Couple ~

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  7. ChrisJune 28, 2011 at 5:46:00 PM EDT

    Oh my...haha, absolutely splendid G-man. A naughty bit of fun.

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  8. moondustwriterJune 28, 2011 at 6:11:00 PM EDT

    Hmm she must be a happy princess

    Thank you G man for your support of one stop - we are where we are because of supporters like you

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  9. MeJune 28, 2011 at 7:48:00 PM EDT

    12 inches, huh? Well, Enquiring Minds Want To Know... :)

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  10. brenda wJune 28, 2011 at 8:21:00 PM EDT

    Oh my, the secrets of William, unleashed...

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  11. limeJune 28, 2011 at 9:37:00 PM EDT

    one shot wednesday indeed....there's a double shot. got a towel?

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  12. Vinay Leo R.June 28, 2011 at 9:52:00 PM EDT

    LOL :D Lord of Limericks you are indeed, G-Man..!

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  13. SerenaJune 28, 2011 at 10:07:00 PM EDT

    Hmmm. So THAT'S what it is about princesses. All righty, then.:-)

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  14. PattiKenJune 28, 2011 at 10:19:00 PM EDT

    Hey, G, they are British! That "12" is probably in centimeters. It's no big thing. ;-)

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  15. MonaJune 29, 2011 at 2:44:00 AM EDT

    Of course he is, he is six feet plus!

    ( My mind is not in the gutter...OM...)

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  16. AkelamaluJune 29, 2011 at 4:58:00 AM EDT

    Ah but I bet he doesn't use it as a rule. ;)

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  17. the walking manJune 29, 2011 at 7:00:00 AM EDT

    I knew there was a real reason we should have converted to the metric system forty years ago. Oh the bliss that could have been!!

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  18. MorningAJJune 29, 2011 at 8:35:00 AM EDT

    I'm shocked! I think you can possibly be beheaded for that poem. ;-)

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  19. UnknownJune 29, 2011 at 11:06:00 AM EDT

    Just fantastic!

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  20. EvelynJune 29, 2011 at 1:14:00 PM EDT

    ahhhh the first one is tres mucho funny

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  21. Katherine KrigeJune 29, 2011 at 3:04:00 PM EDT

    Can't blame her for that smile then, can you!

    If I don't get back these ways again soon, it isn't cus I don't love you, but I am heading out to celebrate a long weekend EARLY! Happy dance

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  22. amfJune 29, 2011 at 7:51:00 PM EDT

    Wowzer...you like topped the meter of clever on this one..ruler! dang, that was fabulous! Second one was brilliant, too, but I think guys get a better kick out of that one, ha!

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