Tuesday, June 21, 2011

One Shot Wednesday...



Shhhhhhh... Lord Limerick Speaks..

Although he incessently balled her
Crystal left Hef standing at the altar
She lamented with grief
"I just needed relief...
From his tool; The Cock of Gibralter"!!


Another Bonus "Classic"...

There once was a man named McNameter
Who was blessed with Both length and Diameter
But it wasn't the Size
That gave the Surprise...
Twas the Rhythm...Iambic Pentameter!


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25 comments:

  1. RNSANEJune 21, 2011 at 4:37:00 PM EDT

    Good grief!

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  2. UnknownJune 21, 2011 at 4:49:00 PM EDT

    what playboy that hef is... hahah

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  3. LauraJune 21, 2011 at 5:12:00 PM EDT

    "Twas the Rhythm...Iambic Pentameter!"

    too funny!

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  4. Brian MillerJune 21, 2011 at 5:19:00 PM EDT

    on this rock i will build my...mansion and fill it with two of each kind of woman...err....smiles. fun limerick g

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  5. dustusJune 21, 2011 at 5:47:00 PM EDT

    Lord Limerick strikes again! You're killing me with these, G. lmao

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  6. ChrisJune 21, 2011 at 5:56:00 PM EDT

    Oh, Hef...he even sparks his own limericks...

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  7. MargaretJune 21, 2011 at 6:50:00 PM EDT

    was the Rhythm...Iambic Pentameter!... OH MY GOSH! soooooo funny!

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  8. ScarletJune 21, 2011 at 6:52:00 PM EDT

    Your post was fun after reading some serious poems from other bloggers.

    Nice to meet you~

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  9. hedgewitchJune 21, 2011 at 8:34:00 PM EDT

    That's poetic license to kill. I spewed diet coke on the keyboard at the Gibralter line, and the iambic pentameter was far from shabby. Thanks for some comic relief, my friend.

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  10. SerenaJune 21, 2011 at 9:06:00 PM EDT

    Oh, my! Your poetic prowess knows no bounds.:-)

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  11. Pat HattJune 21, 2011 at 10:45:00 PM EDT

    hahaha nice one

    Even though he has money
    And may have called her hunny
    He's still wrinkled beyond belief
    Uses other bimbos for relief
    So leaving him at the altar was funny

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  12. Maude LynnJune 21, 2011 at 11:09:00 PM EDT

    Lord Limerick, you are hilarious!

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  13. UnknownJune 22, 2011 at 1:19:00 AM EDT

    I never have anything good to say here except that I'm laughing. That's always good though, right? Thanks :)

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  14. Someone is SpecialJune 22, 2011 at 4:38:00 AM EDT

    G-Man rocks..

    Someone is Special

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  15. ShadowJune 22, 2011 at 4:43:00 AM EDT

    you're full of mischief aren't you!!!

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  16. AkelamaluJune 22, 2011 at 5:59:00 AM EDT

    Oh you are naughty......... but I like you. ;)

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  17. DaydreamerJune 22, 2011 at 8:22:00 AM EDT

    LOL You are soooooo badddddd and so funny with it too!
    This really made me giggle!

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  18. MorningAJJune 22, 2011 at 10:25:00 AM EDT

    You get naughtier don't you? I didn't think that was possible! :)

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  19. UnknownJune 22, 2011 at 2:30:00 PM EDT

    Holy Mother of God, Galen.. you sure have the "goods"!! ;-)
    Fabulous limericks!! :))

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  20. amfJune 22, 2011 at 8:35:00 PM EDT

    Oh my Lord (OML) ~ so not worthy of these Wednesday wonders! Iambic what?!

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  21. limeJune 22, 2011 at 8:55:00 PM EDT

    what a pathetic pair...hef and the bunny...not your set of limericks.

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  22. secret agent womanJune 22, 2011 at 10:19:00 PM EDT

    I suspect the heebie jeebies finally caught up with her.

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  23. Harish G.June 23, 2011 at 11:18:00 AM EDT

    scared of Iambic Pentameter, gives me the chill.
    Old dude got it bad, you got Limerick, rime and funny :-)

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  24. gautami tripathyJune 23, 2011 at 12:13:00 PM EDT

    LOL!

    For a poet, all those poetic metres are so much pleasurable to read, to comtemplate!

    a statement

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  25. Shashidhar SharmaJune 24, 2011 at 11:09:00 PM EDT

    Interesting post... I liked reading it...

    Shashi
    Om Namah Shivaya
    http://shadowdancingwithmind.blogspot.com/2011/06/whispers-lost-in-emptiness.html

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