Tuesday, June 7, 2011

One Shot Wednesday.....




Hi Everybody...
One Shot's resident Limericker is at it again!
Lots of inspiration this week....Enjoy.


A teary-eyed Congressman named Tony
Finally fessed up to being a Phony
The cause of his Demeaner
Was his Internet Weiner
It's Dumb to Tweet with your Balony!!


Bonus Classic Limerick...

A horny young woman named Gloria
Got married to Sir Gerald DeMoria
That night she banged 20 Men
Sir Gerald once again
And the Staff of the Waldorf Astoria!!


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30 comments:

  1. Brian MillerJune 7, 2011 at 5:11:00 PM EDT

    snort...he has the most ironic name...lovely limerick G!

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  2. LauraJune 7, 2011 at 5:40:00 PM EDT

    thanks for the smiles...I needed a little lightness today:-)

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  3. hedgewitchJune 7, 2011 at 5:43:00 PM EDT

    They may have to change the jingle about "My baloney has a first name..." Splendiferous send-up, my friend, and the jerky looks a lot better to me than the Weiner.


    (I thank you for giving me the dehydrator suggestion for the Chef who has Everything's Christmas list.)

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  4. hopeJune 7, 2011 at 6:11:00 PM EDT

    Why is it all these um...manly studs cry when they get caught?

    Nicely played G-man!

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  5. Myrna R.June 7, 2011 at 6:40:00 PM EDT

    I love it. Thanks for lifting my sprits with limerick.

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  6. MargaretJune 7, 2011 at 7:02:00 PM EDT

    Politicians and limericks were meant for one another, I think! I guess he lives up to his name.,.

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  7. Pat HattJune 7, 2011 at 7:22:00 PM EDT

    Oh your write was such fun
    As I smiled a ton
    The weiner couldn't stand the heat
    Knowing he's been beat
    So watch your back for a gun

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  8. ChristineJune 7, 2011 at 8:05:00 PM EDT

    I don't get the crying either, So much of that in american politics, here in Canada we really don't care whose boinking who, we just want to know when the tax breaks are going to happen.

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  9. FireblossomJune 7, 2011 at 8:36:00 PM EDT

    LOL G Man. You nut. :-)

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  10. LauraJune 7, 2011 at 8:50:00 PM EDT

    thank you...may you be blessed dear man, with all the sweetness your heart can hold....your comments on my blog touched me deeply.

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  11. Maude LynnJune 7, 2011 at 9:02:00 PM EDT

    Somebody had to do it!

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  12. limeJune 7, 2011 at 9:26:00 PM EDT

    dumb to tweet with your baloney....ROFLMAO! that was priceless! thanks for the fantastic chuckle!

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  13. TALONJune 7, 2011 at 9:33:00 PM EDT

    Galen, I wondered when the weiner was going to come up (no pun intended). :)

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  14. KBJune 7, 2011 at 9:38:00 PM EDT

    Thanks for the giggle.

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  15. dustusJune 7, 2011 at 9:44:00 PM EDT

    ahahahaha... awesome, both poems.

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  16. SerenaJune 7, 2011 at 9:51:00 PM EDT

    You've meted out poetic justice to Weinergate.:)

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  17. G-ManJune 7, 2011 at 9:57:00 PM EDT

    Thanks Sherry, between him and Arnold, inspiration comes easy!

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  18. Pheromone GirlJune 7, 2011 at 11:12:00 PM EDT

    Boys are very easy to make fun of, when they're not thinking with their "big brains" as we refer to them at my house...

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  19. amfJune 8, 2011 at 12:48:00 AM EDT

    OML ~ I must remember to always stop here last, your fun writes are a shot of whiskey to late night coffee, a fun way to end the night, cheers ~

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  20. wenaJune 8, 2011 at 2:28:00 AM EDT

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  21. wenaJune 8, 2011 at 2:29:00 AM EDT

    ha ha ha and ha!


    you did it again, you funny, funny man!

    I thought only little boys cry when they get caught being naughty :)

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  22. gautami tripathyJune 8, 2011 at 6:32:00 AM EDT

    Chity chity, bang bang!

    :D

    eye for an eye

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  23. MonaJune 8, 2011 at 1:57:00 PM EDT

    Gloria seems to be having a glorious time! ;D

    I like bonuses from you! Typical!

    I wrote for one shot too...

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  24. Jenne' R. Andrews June 8, 2011 at 2:59:00 PM EDT

    Hilarious. Did you mean to leave the e out of baloney? this whole thing is distressing in so many ways. The guy has a beautiful wife, for chrissakes. xj

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  25. izzyJune 8, 2011 at 5:07:00 PM EDT

    Great God what dumbbells some of these folks are! great job with limericks-
    not to sure they even deserve your attention, but it is FUN! thanks.

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  26. DaydreamerJune 8, 2011 at 7:39:00 PM EDT

    LOLOL Great stuff!

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  27. moondustwriterJune 8, 2011 at 8:22:00 PM EDT

    wonder if your limerick will make the congressman teary...

    again

    Happy One Shot

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  28. StrangerJune 8, 2011 at 11:58:00 PM EDT

    Yeah, I'm laughing and suddenly thinking in terms of limericks. woohoo.

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  29. StrangerJune 8, 2011 at 11:58:00 PM EDT

    Yeah, I'm laughing and suddenly thinking in terms of limericks. woohoo.

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  30. secret agent womanJune 9, 2011 at 7:33:00 PM EDT

    When will they (politicians) ever learn?

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