Thursday, March 3, 2011

Friday Flash 55...

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She was a Goddess!
Well.....Kinda
She was more of a Skank.
A Skanky Goddess!!
You know the type.
Deep piercing eyes...Set a little too close together.
Blondish-Brownish hair, heavily sprayed with Wind Song.
Or maybe Tabu?
No....Wind Song!
Anyway, her lips smelled of Salem Lights...
But tasted like Jack and Coke.
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
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57 comments:

  1. Brian MillerMarch 3, 2011 at 8:01:00 PM EST

    hmmm she sounds sizzling g...in an intersting kinda way...maybe...lol...nice 55

    mine is up

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  2. Brian MillerMarch 3, 2011 at 8:01:00 PM EST

    wow...finally again...yahtzee!

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  3. MillieMarch 3, 2011 at 8:02:00 PM EST

    Hmm. We don't have those here in the barnyard. Looks a little flashier than the skunks we do get. My human has a 55 here. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2011/03/03/a-watched-feeling/

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  4. dustusMarch 3, 2011 at 8:06:00 PM EST

    LOL ...that last line is over-the-top. Still laughing. Very revealing details.

    Here's mine
    To Ruins

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  5. moondustwriterMarch 3, 2011 at 8:10:00 PM EST

    Glad my olfactory senses aren't too sharp - what a gal!!

    Thanks for the weekly fun Mr G we appreciate what you do!

    Mismatched pair

    Happy Friday y'all

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  6. Monkey ManMarch 3, 2011 at 8:14:00 PM EST

    Like kissing an ash tray. Lovely (he emotes with dripping sarcasm). Looks like Charlie Sheen's kinda girl.

    My 55 is HERE.

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  7. knot eyeMarch 3, 2011 at 8:15:00 PM EST

    "Well.....Kinda"...best line

    you had me at Jack

    my words

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  8. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 8:22:00 PM EST

    Blond with brown at the roots, maybe?

    Mine is here.

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  9. BubbaMarch 3, 2011 at 8:29:00 PM EST

    Goddesses are EVERYWHERE this week, G-man!

    Mine is about DESIRE

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  10. limeMarch 3, 2011 at 8:35:00 PM EST

    she's charming in a contagious sort of way...

    now where did i leave the lysol?

    i played too here

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  11. knot eyeMarch 3, 2011 at 8:47:00 PM EST

    "Well.....Kinda"...best line

    you had me at Jack


    my words

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  12. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 8:54:00 PM EST

    Great read!!!

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  13. knot eyeMarch 3, 2011 at 8:56:00 PM EST

    wow...2 times and my comment isn't here...third is a charm?

    you had me at Jack

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  14. Steve IsaakMarch 3, 2011 at 8:58:00 PM EST

    Good write, made me laugh. I seriously have dated a woman like that, just prior to her going full-blown slutty (I write this in the most respectful way, as I'm still friends with her.)

    Here's my 55.

    Thanks again, for hosting this. :)

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  15. Maude LynnMarch 3, 2011 at 8:58:00 PM EST

    Awww, G-Man! You paint such a flattering portrait of me!

    Mine will be up in the morning.

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  16. knot eyeMarch 3, 2011 at 8:59:00 PM EST

    you had me at Jack

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  17. knot eyeMarch 3, 2011 at 9:01:00 PM EST

    oh yea...

    Peace, hp


    my words

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  18. MeMarch 3, 2011 at 9:15:00 PM EST

    Hahaha! It's funny, I was a smoker for many, many years. But since quitting (5 years ago, yay me!), I am *so* judgemental of those with the habit. Nothing worse than a reformed smoker. :)

    Mine's up too. Happy (almost) Friday!

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  19. MargaretMarch 3, 2011 at 9:33:00 PM EST

    ... I'm coughing on my side of the computer!

    I didn't have time to do a "story" 55, but what do you know ... a poem I wrote that is kind of a story turned out to be EXACTLY 55 words! This 55 thing is worming it's way into my brain, I think...

    My 55

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  20. Jannie FunsterMarch 3, 2011 at 9:33:00 PM EST

    So, I guess her windsong has stayed on your mind? But unfortunetly the jack and coke too? :)

    Mine's scheduled to post at 5:55 Texas time, tomorrow morning. SO you can comment on mine, then zip right over to Mama Z's for 6:00!!

    xoxo

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  21. JannaMarch 3, 2011 at 9:43:00 PM EST

    I love how you had to take a moment to make sure it was really Wind Song. :)
    Charlie Sheen would be proud.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  22. CloudiaMarch 3, 2011 at 9:43:00 PM EST

    cool 55





    Aloha from Waikiki


    Comfort Spiral

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  23. SerenaMarch 3, 2011 at 9:50:00 PM EST

    Skanks are the bane of my existence. They're everywhere!:-)

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  24. LarryMarch 3, 2011 at 11:15:00 PM EST

    Hmmmm Um I think I've met her before.

    Sudden Drop

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  25. TALONMarch 3, 2011 at 11:42:00 PM EST

    Tabu? Wind Song?? I haven't heard of those scents in years, but somehow just reading their names, I can smell them!

    "Set a little too close together" - that had me laughing out loud, Galen!

    My 55 is: Puppy Love

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  26. Ami MattisonMarch 3, 2011 at 11:55:00 PM EST

    Why are you talking about my girlfriend like that? heh. heh.

    This 55 thing is lots of fun. So here's my contribution for the second week in a row:

    I clocked my days

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  27. RNSANEMarch 4, 2011 at 2:14:00 AM EST

    Wow, Tabu and Wind Song, I haven't smelled those in years...but Jack, I've had in the last week!

    Mine is at:

    http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/03/skywatch-friday-season-4-episode-34.html

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  28. anthonynorthMarch 4, 2011 at 2:36:00 AM EST

    Quite a gal.

    You'll find mine here.

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  29. MorningAJMarch 4, 2011 at 3:30:00 AM EST

    Someone you know? She looks like a bit of a challenge. ;)

    My 55 are up on my new writing blog.

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  30. AkelamaluMarch 4, 2011 at 3:32:00 AM EST

    Your type or not??

    Tabu? I love that!

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  31. DulceMarch 4, 2011 at 5:26:00 AM EST

    well... that is the real type!
    The smell and all..
    LOL

    Hey
    Here I am with one 55er for G MAN!!!

    Hugs
    and nice weekend!

    D.

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  32. the walking manMarch 4, 2011 at 6:03:00 AM EST

    My favorite. what could be better than a skank with a full pack of Salem Lights and a half bottle of jack and some nose candy to follow it with?

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  33. Belinda MunozMarch 4, 2011 at 6:20:00 AM EST

    Oh, I don't even know where to begin with this one...so rich...which Jack and Coke...which hair...which lips...and Salem? And it's Women's History Month. OK, I'll stop now.

    Here's mine, inspired by my son's vomiting bouts: http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2011/03/releasing-certainty-welcoming-possibility/

    Have a fantastic weekend, my friend.

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  34. AustinMarch 4, 2011 at 6:33:00 AM EST

    "A little to close together" ha ha!

    My 55 - Rockets and Wings - is up here

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  35. JerryMarch 4, 2011 at 8:05:00 AM EST

    Oh boy...be careful with her ...she hisses. Mine is up G. Have a good one.

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  36. hopeMarch 4, 2011 at 8:45:00 AM EST

    Ah yes, the girl who got all the boys, yet ended up alone when she was 40. :)

    Mine's up. No, it's not grumpy. It's truthful. Well, okay, I did just have to fill up the gas tank.

    Have a great weekend!

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  37. PratibhaMarch 4, 2011 at 9:13:00 AM EST

    So you had fun ;)
    I meant writing this ...

    :D

    My post : Imagine that

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  38. gautami tripathyMarch 4, 2011 at 9:18:00 AM EST

    May you have more of her...er writing about her...

    Here is mine:

    a book in which I am contained

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  39. LindaMarch 4, 2011 at 9:30:00 AM EST

    Very descriptive. Every man's dream? ha-ha ;)

    Mine is here at Roses to Rainbows

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  40. OliviaMarch 4, 2011 at 10:24:00 AM EST

    Jack n Coke- will try this the next time.. Only my eyes are not set that close- hair color a perfect match- lolss

    Here's my 55
    Happy Endings

    Fun weekend to all

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  41. Katherine KrigeMarch 4, 2011 at 11:07:00 AM EST

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  42. Katherine KrigeMarch 4, 2011 at 11:09:00 AM EST

    Oops,lets try that again. Must have been bedazzled by your girlfriend.

    Ah romance is in the air...

    You got yourself a pretty hot catch there G ;)

    Good luck with that. I am sliding into Friday over here

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  43. hedgewitchMarch 4, 2011 at 11:12:00 AM EST

    When you're hot you're hot--except when you're not, but ladies of that stripe are seldom lonely.
    Sorry not to contribute this week--my dog has (no. not eaten my poetry) yanked my back out in an attempt to chase the neighbors poultry whilst I was hanging on to her for dear life to prevent the carnage. I'm going back to the heating pad, but I will come out and play with y'all next week.

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  44. Robert LloydMarch 4, 2011 at 11:13:00 AM EST

    I have known manny a skanky Goddess here in Texas. I dont know if I am proud or scared of taht but oh well lol. My attempt is up. It is my first forray into the 55 so I hope its worthy.

    http://themigrationofwords.blogspot.com/2011/03/noel.html

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  45. RavenMarch 4, 2011 at 11:43:00 AM EST

    Picture perfect.

    So glad to be getting back to this. Mine is up.

    http://autumnraven.wordpress.com/2011/03/04/flash-friday-55/

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  46. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallMarch 4, 2011 at 11:43:00 AM EST

    she looks hot,
    what a brilliant 55.

    here is my 55

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  47. UnknownMarch 4, 2011 at 1:35:00 PM EST

    You've got quite a nose, G-Man.. lol!! :) You had me at Jack and Coke though... hehhe... umm.. maybe a rum n coke for moi! :)
    Quite a skank there... hhee... ooops! I meant quite a hottie there! :)

    Here's my muted applause for ya this week... whheeww!

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  48. drybottomgirlMarch 4, 2011 at 1:36:00 PM EST

    Skank or not, have an awesome weekend! My 55 is up....

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  49. UnknownMarch 4, 2011 at 6:56:00 PM EST

    Sounds fun..thought I'd have a shot..harder than it first seems so be gentle :)

    http://wp.me/p1hLXl-48

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  50. secret agent womanMarch 4, 2011 at 8:57:00 PM EST

    I don't know - I don't think I'd like the male equivalent of a smoking, plastic-breasted woman.

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  51. jozienMarch 4, 2011 at 10:33:00 PM EST

    i like the woman you describe!

    i'm in! it's been so long

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  52. avoid the clapMarch 5, 2011 at 12:23:00 AM EST

    Skank is one of those words. Sometimes there isn't another word.

    My 55 is up.

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  53. Doctor FTSEMarch 5, 2011 at 7:13:00 AM EST

    Hairdressing hanky-panky HERE.
    Have a great weekend, G-Man!

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  54. UnknownMarch 5, 2011 at 8:58:00 AM EST

    haha..sorry I used your picture for my 55..I thought it was the prompt :)
    Will do better next time now I know the only prompt is the number of words :)
    cheers

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  55. MonaMarch 5, 2011 at 4:00:00 PM EST

    sounds like an ash tray...

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  56. LincMarch 5, 2011 at 10:46:00 PM EST

    I'm a day late and kinda new; please be kind. Here is mine: http://reaper282.blogspot.com/2011/03/fff-55-vol-vii-parting.html

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  57. EvalinnMarch 6, 2011 at 12:53:00 PM EST

    Nice one G-man, you are the master! :-) I´m playing this week too. Will be a good girl and write my next one soon, so I won´t miss next week!

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