Thursday, December 9, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....

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"The Behemoth will return to Earth on...
The 19th day of the month Kislev, in the year 5710.
He will charm the minions into obediance.
He will devour all the food in their larders.
He will then emit a foul wind destroying all living things."
And So It Is Written....
(Translated Date..December 10, 1949)
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!!
So from the Oldest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!
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73 comments:

  1. moondustwriterDecember 9, 2010 at 8:00:00 PM EST

    It's a great day for 55's Happy Birthday Galen

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  2. AnonymousDecember 9, 2010 at 8:01:00 PM EST

    Go Leslie! It's your birthday, G-Man? How'd I miss that?

    Mine is here.

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  3. Brian MillerDecember 9, 2010 at 8:01:00 PM EST

    kinda glad i wont be around when that happens...nice 55 g!

    i am up...

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  4. moondustwriterDecember 9, 2010 at 8:03:00 PM EST

    Funny that the date of the translation coincided with your B-Day - HMMM

    Oh yes yahtzee! - does that mean I get to pop the champagne for all of us to celebrate

    Happiest to you G

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  5. KBDecember 9, 2010 at 8:03:00 PM EST

    Woohoo! Happy Birthday G. We love ya sweetie. I wrote a 55 in your honour today x

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  6. sheilaDecember 9, 2010 at 8:15:00 PM EST

    Oldest host from coast to coast, lol. You are nOTTTTTTTTTTTT. ha ha.

    Mine isn't as creative. booo. And I didn't catch the birthday thing...but apparently...HAPPY BIRTHDAY! lol

    Mine's here

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  7. clean and crazyDecember 9, 2010 at 8:24:00 PM EST

    happy birthday!! i forgot!! oh you wrote about me tonight, who told you i was eating fresh brocolli and emitting strong odors!!

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  8. AnonymousDecember 9, 2010 at 8:31:00 PM EST

    Is that like farting? LOL. Hau'oli la Hanau Galan. Hope you have a great birthday. Mine is up HERE

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  9. Monkey ManDecember 9, 2010 at 8:34:00 PM EST

    The behemouth lives in my house and sleeps at the fot of my bed with his foul eminations. Guessing it was an early arrival.

    My 55 is HERE .

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  10. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallDecember 9, 2010 at 8:37:00 PM EST

    Happy Birthday...

    remarkable 55.
    what a milestone,
    another year,
    Glad it falls perfectly on Friday and fits a 55 story.

    mine is up.

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  11. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallDecember 9, 2010 at 8:56:00 PM EST

    Here come formal links: A 55 ENTRY,
    A BIRTHDAY POST 4 U AND FEW OTHERS, ENJOY, G-MAN...


    Happy Birthday Wishes From Jingle To G-Man and More!



    55 of Jingle

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  12. MillieDecember 9, 2010 at 9:00:00 PM EST

    Certainly hope you have a happy birthday! Great 55. That devouring all the food sounds like Scarlet who growls to get everyone else away from the food.

    My human has posted her 55 here. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2010/12/09/bob-feller/

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  13. MeDecember 9, 2010 at 9:03:00 PM EST

    Your birthday?!? So glad I made it by so I could wish you a very happy day and a fabulous year.

    xoxo
    -Corrie

    PS - I couldn't quit cold turkey! Of course I *had* to do a 55. Mine is HERE.

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  14. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallDecember 9, 2010 at 9:07:00 PM EST

    Award/Treats 4 Poetic Friends of Jingle, Happy Thursday!

    Wow, some award/treats for 55 friends of Jingle, including G-Man of course, ...I had headache in the morning, sorry that I could not stay online notifying all of you...

    Stay Blessed,
    Happy Friday!

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  15. Maude LynnDecember 9, 2010 at 9:09:00 PM EST

    Birthday? It's your birthday? Have a good one, G-Man!

    Mine will be up in the morning!

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  16. AnonymousDecember 9, 2010 at 9:17:00 PM EST

    So.... cosmic fart? :)

    Mine is here

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  17. Brian MillerDecember 9, 2010 at 9:27:00 PM EST

    happy happy happy birthday
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    happy happy happy happy
    happy (yeah there are 55 of them) birthday to you!

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  18. SerenaDecember 9, 2010 at 9:36:00 PM EST

    Oh, my, what an ominous prediction. I am speechless. Enjoy all your b-day stuff tomorrow!

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  19. Someone is SpecialDecember 9, 2010 at 9:41:00 PM EST

    Happy Birthday G-Man...

    Here is my 55, this time two..

    Nature

    Birthday

    --Someone is Special--

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  20. limeDecember 9, 2010 at 9:56:00 PM EST

    LOL, only you, my friend! hilarious as ever. since my kids finally relinquished my computer I was finally able to post my own 55 in honor of you, our fearless leader.

    have a kick ass birthday, my friend!

    here it is

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  21. JannaDecember 9, 2010 at 10:16:00 PM EST

    I wasn't born til 1970, so I know it can't be me.
    Although I do emit a foul wind sometimes.

    Heh.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  22. ruthDecember 9, 2010 at 10:21:00 PM EST

    Happy Birthday! Nice 55...

    Mine is here.

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  23. Monkey ManDecember 9, 2010 at 10:53:00 PM EST

    Happy B-Day, G-man.

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  24. Susan at Stony RiverDecember 9, 2010 at 10:55:00 PM EST

    Wow, sounds like a prophecy about my husband...

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

    Here's to a great weekend ahead---

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  25. CloudiaDecember 9, 2010 at 11:11:00 PM EST

    Hauoli La Hanau! (That means happy birthday :)


    Aloha from Waikiki

    Comfort Spiral

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  26. Katherine KrigeDecember 9, 2010 at 11:29:00 PM EST

    Happy Bday G! Hope you have a great day. I've got mine for you here.

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  27. ClaudiaDecember 10, 2010 at 12:39:00 AM EST

    is it really your birthday...? wish you all the best galen and great to know you - you are special!

    here's my 55

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  28. A Daft Scots LassDecember 10, 2010 at 2:28:00 AM EST

    I'm up!!

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  29. Dulçe ♥December 10, 2010 at 3:16:00 AM EST

    Hopefully I won't be here by 5710!

    Which part of the bible or any other sacred book is that? It scares me...
    Great one... Great Man

    Mine is up
    Happy weekend.

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  30. AkelamaluDecember 10, 2010 at 3:18:00 AM EST

    Happy birthday G!

    What a prophecy!

    Mine's up.

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  31. Dulçe ♥December 10, 2010 at 3:19:00 AM EST

    Oh Sorry Didn't know it's your birthday

    *HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear Gallen....
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY to youuuuuuuuuuuu*

    (((ooooeeeeee...........CHAMPAGNE OPENING))

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  32. Belinda MunozDecember 10, 2010 at 3:47:00 AM EST

    Well, emit away on your birthday, G-man! Sending you positive vibes and a big virtual hug on this very special day!

    Here's mine, which isn't really mine: http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2010/12/gifted/

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  33. Charlene AmsdenDecember 10, 2010 at 4:04:00 AM EST

    A little birdy told me that it is your birthday. No, wait! It was a big sh!t named Thom! Whoever, told me, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    55 Flash Fiction Friday ~ Busy!

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  34. Hootin AnniDecember 10, 2010 at 5:05:00 AM EST

    Wondering just what I'll be when I come back from the dead in 3000 years.

    Happy Birthday wishes from me too. And moondustwriter has champagne?!!!

    Here is my 55

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  35. MorningAJDecember 10, 2010 at 5:11:00 AM EST

    Is your birthday the reason they have all these pretty lights out round here? ;)

    I 55'd

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  36. gautami tripathyDecember 10, 2010 at 5:16:00 AM EST

    Have a blast on your birthday! Happy Birthday!

    who hid that story for us to find

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  37. Caroline RossDecember 10, 2010 at 6:23:00 AM EST

    That is great! He'll charm them into obedience, he'll eat all their food. And, then comes the punch line. Very funny!

    Here's mine:
    http://iseeyoulookingatme.wordpress.com/2010/12/10/chosen/

    I hope you'll stop by.

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  38. UnknownDecember 10, 2010 at 6:26:00 AM EST

    LOL...beware those foul winds!!!

    Mine is HERE


    In honor of your birthday I shall eat a bit of cake and savor a dish of ice cream. I'm cool like that.

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  39. AustinDecember 10, 2010 at 6:41:00 AM EST

    I know a G, well not really, but sort of
    If only through portraits and flash
    Consistently reads when I write 55's
    Comments are a hearty "Kick Ass"

    Happy Birthday G-man!

    "Race the Sunset" my 55 is here

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  40. MonaDecember 10, 2010 at 7:24:00 AM EST

    Many Happy Returns of the day to Galen!

    Happy Birthday to you!

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  41. the walking manDecember 10, 2010 at 7:54:00 AM EST

    gotta love a good fart prophecy!

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  42. JerryDecember 10, 2010 at 7:58:00 AM EST

    55 on your 55? Really? Nostradamas
    probably predicted that. Happy Birthday Galen. Is that your name?
    Tell me the story behind that. That is a fabulous Name.

    I'm up and off to work...

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  43. JerryDecember 10, 2010 at 8:02:00 AM EST

    Lime spilled it on your real age...I don't care. You will always be 55 to me.

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  44. Eaton Bennett aka Berenice AlbrechtDecember 10, 2010 at 8:25:00 AM EST

    Dear Galen,

    HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    and many more to come! :))

    That's some 55 this week. Enough to give me nightmares...

    Lots of love G-daddy on your Birthday.

    Oh yeah, my 55 is up.

    Eaton

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  45. izzyDecember 10, 2010 at 9:02:00 AM EST

    I like that he ate EVERYTHING in the larder! I need to do that with all our cold weather! Good one Thanks-
    Mine: http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2010/12/friday-flash-fiction-55-121010.html

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  46. drybottomgirlDecember 10, 2010 at 9:40:00 AM EST

    Happy Birthday gorgeous! Not sure I would want to smell that odor once it's released! Mine is up, have a great weekend!

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  47. TALONDecember 10, 2010 at 9:41:00 AM EST

    Your 55 had me laughing out loud, Galen. My hubby's birthday was yesterday (which is why I'm late in posting my 55). I hope your day is as awesome as his was!

    Happy Kick Ass Birthday!

    My 55: miracle

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  48. hopeDecember 10, 2010 at 9:56:00 AM EST

    You are definitely an original. :)

    Sorry, but my last blog post was all I could muster today. Maybe I'll have a 55 next week.

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  49. SDecember 10, 2010 at 9:57:00 AM EST

    Happy Birthday, Gman! I hope your day is wonderful, my fellow sagittarian!

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  50. BubbaDecember 10, 2010 at 10:01:00 AM EST

    You're all so very wonderful... now give me something to eat! (LOL!)

    Another nifty five-fifty, G-Man!

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  51. BubbaDecember 10, 2010 at 10:04:00 AM EST

    P.S. Mine's up! FIRST SNOW

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  52. Scott M. FreyDecember 10, 2010 at 10:31:00 AM EST

    geeze, I hope I am off that day!!

    mine is here: www.sobernuggets.blogspot.com

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  53. hedgewitchDecember 10, 2010 at 11:46:00 AM EST

    I won't mention your birthday--but I will say Sag's are the best. Beware being trapped in the larder with the foul wind of the behemoth--that happens here every Sunday before football and it can get scary.

    Late to the party, but here's mine:
    The Nightly News Zombie

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  54. CooperDecember 10, 2010 at 11:48:00 AM EST

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

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  55. magiceyeDecember 10, 2010 at 1:02:00 PM EST

    Happy Birthday!

    Overheard :)

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  56. Strummed WordsDecember 10, 2010 at 1:27:00 PM EST

    A birthday? Have a happy one.
    My Friday Flash 55 is not about the holidays....

    Primal Therapy

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  57. UnknownDecember 10, 2010 at 1:36:00 PM EST

    hahahhaha... this was a super witty 55, G... I wonder exactly who wrote it though!! Your parents or the doc that had you delivered??? :)))

    Wish you many many happy returns of the day, my dear Mr. G!!! Have a KICK-ASS weekend, and a SUPERB time!!! xoxoxo

    Here is my 55 for this week.. I cried war though :(

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  58. RNSANEDecember 10, 2010 at 1:49:00 PM EST

    I am so glad you made your debut on this earth, Galen! How would we have survived without your brilliant Flash 55 posts, among other things. It helps us get a great start to the weekends. Have a wonderful celebration.

    Mine is at:
    http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/12/flash-55-friday-facing-death-december.html

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  59. RoxiDecember 10, 2010 at 3:01:00 PM EST

    Happy Birthday Darling.

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  60. HisFireFlyDecember 10, 2010 at 3:10:00 PM EST

    Happy birthday - and for you.. my 55 words ---

    http://hisfirefly.blogspot.com/2010/12/sunrise-in-55.html

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  61. StrangerDecember 10, 2010 at 3:30:00 PM EST

    Happy Birthday! Wow, glad I wasn't around when it happened - good thing it was written. :)

    Here's my 55 about my long lost 65

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  62. TinaDecember 10, 2010 at 3:35:00 PM EST

    Birthday, eh? Hope it's a good one. Thanks again for hosting. I am here.

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  63. Commander ZaiusDecember 10, 2010 at 4:09:00 PM EST

    Drifted over from Lime's place. Happy birthday G-Man!

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  64. Scott M. FreyDecember 10, 2010 at 4:52:00 PM EST

    a birthday, eh? I musta missed that one! Happy Birthday G-Man!

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  65. Lulda CasadagaDecember 10, 2010 at 4:54:00 PM EST

    Happy Birthday Grumpy..oh, I mean G-Man! What u can't stay up late to read my 55's...:D I promise to be nice to seniors today and get my 55up before 10pm eastern time!! I still luvs ya...

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  66. Jannie FunsterDecember 10, 2010 at 5:18:00 PM EST

    Seriously? Nostradamus? Confucius? Mark Twain?

    I may get a 55 up for you ater all today. I hope!!

    Check later.

    xoxo

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  67. secret agent womanDecember 10, 2010 at 5:52:00 PM EST

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  68. DonnettaDecember 10, 2010 at 5:55:00 PM EST

    And so writeth the Behemoth...

    I sorta doubt I'll be around to see it!

    Mine is up...d

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  69. DianneDecember 10, 2010 at 9:14:00 PM EST

    happy birthday!
    HAKAWE, Galen,
    Fab Di

    mine is posted if not "up"

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  70. Jannie FunsterDecember 11, 2010 at 10:08:00 AM EST

    Hey, again G-Man!

    I edited in a special new Blue Bunny photo for you in the post.

    Now my life is complete!!

    xoxo

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  71. CatyDecember 11, 2010 at 11:58:00 AM EST

    Happy belated birthday!! Hope you had a great one.

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  72. kaykualaDecember 12, 2010 at 1:47:00 AM EST

    Belated birthday wishes G, may all your dreams come your way as you had wished!

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  73. AnonymousDecember 12, 2010 at 9:52:00 AM EST

    Good Morning,

    Hope that you have had a lovely birthday, G-man!

    You are mentioned at

    Sunday News Dispatch At Jingle Poetry

    Come take a peek, welcome join us at potluck week 14, any old poems are fun, ignore if you are not ready.

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