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I thought we were friends.
But she was always teasing me with that oil-can.....
"Tiiiiiiiin-Maaaaaaaan......... Lube Time!!"
Then she would turn and run away, only to demurely glance over her shoulder,
and giggle as she disappeared.
Well I found out where little Dorothy lives.......er LIVED!
And.....Trick or Treat You Teasing BITCH!!!!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55,
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most ghoulish host from coast to coast...
Have a Safe and Kick Ass Week-End!!!!
Well I'll be. Yahtzee?
ReplyDeleteYikes! You scared me half to death. Happy Halloween. Mine's up.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaha you slay me G! that might be slightly worse than having a house fall on you. smiles.
ReplyDeleteyo i am up!
Damn you Moneky Man, hehe, I thought I was first :)
ReplyDeleteGreat Halloween 55, G. I'm on the theme and my 55 is HERE .
ReplyDeleteOh Oh poor Dorothy!
ReplyDeleteYou wearing her shoes? :)
Mine's here.
xo
What happened to sweet whiney little Dorothy? Well, Glinda, I'll try to find you instead...I know you are still pure in heart.
ReplyDeleteMy 55 is up. Muahahahah.
I'm in! Fall 55
ReplyDelete(Maybe one of these days G-Man will get that Mr. Linky thing!)
Oh, no! Tin Man turns bad! The Wizard must have given him a defective heart.
ReplyDeleteI'm in here
Mine's up at http://meriak.blogspot.com/2010/10/55-flash-fiction-trying-to-hold-on.html.
ReplyDeletecreepy and freaky--perfecto!happy friday and halloween g man! I'm up!
ReplyDeleteG-man...THAT was brilliant! Hahahaha!!
ReplyDeleteMy completely non-Halloween-related 55 is HERE.
Only you, G-Man!
ReplyDeleteI'll be up in the morning!
Frustrated much?
ReplyDeleteMine is here
If you come by tomorrow, remember to scroll down the page.
Ghoulish!
ReplyDeleteMine is here.
What a ghastly 55. Such a great Halloween tale. Visit my human for her ghost and goat story! It is here.
ReplyDeletehttp://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2010/10/28/orb-55/
how very gruesome! and here everyone has been scared of the witch and her flying monkeys!
ReplyDeletei played along too
tricked!
ReplyDeletehave the freedom to read what have posted here
tricked!
ReplyDeletehave the freedom to read what have posted here
LOL! Poor Dorothy. She should have surrendered when she had the chance.:)
ReplyDeleteOkay. This is a new spin on that beloved story. I'm trying to wrap my mind around that gory photo, and then you tell me the Tin Man did it! Criminy. I thought he had a heart. So many people are already up and at 'em this evening. I will put on my thinking cap (borrowed from the Tin Man) and see what I can scare up.
ReplyDeleteYou are so gruesome, Mr. G. I don't know what a nice girl like me is even doing on your blog.
ok so that Wuz gory
ReplyDeleteand Toto what happened to him??
kicking of the weekend right G
mine is sedate compared to yours
well mine has the creepy factor
Have a gr8 weekend G
and thanks as always for hosting us
howls at the moon
Wherever did you get that gory picture? Is nothing sacred? You're so bad, I'm with E.O, I don't know what I'm doing here, why I can't stay away...
ReplyDelete:)
My very UnHalloween 55 is up.
Happy Trick or Treating!
oh my, what a wicked twisted little mind you have, i guess she can't go over the rainbow anymore, can she? i'm up!! great 55 where in the world did you find that picture!!
ReplyDeleteYikes.
ReplyDeleteDark
ReplyDeletevery dark...
Aloha from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral
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..sometimes you scare me...in 55 words...smiles
ReplyDeletehere's mine
Never trust a tin man...
ReplyDeleteI'm in for the first time here
Holy Cannoli! That is one gruesome 55!
ReplyDeleteThis week I did a little pro bono advertisement for you, G-man... although after seeing your 55 tonight, I am not so sure your site is "for the good of the public" anymore...(smiles)
Trick or treat, everyone!
This one's for the G to the M to the A to the N
:( nope my link is wrong!!
ReplyDeletePlease could someone tell me how to do it right ... thanks
I be up, Master G., at 1 a.m. Pacific Coast Time, at which time you will surely be asleep. Have a good weekend. Hugs and Kisses!
ReplyDeleteterrifying hair here
Poor Bitch! That Dorothy was always a wee bit twisted.
ReplyDeleteGreat 55 and Happy Halloween (even thought this assbags here don't celebrate).
Have an awesome weekend, G-Man.
Seems the wizard gave the Tin Man a murderous heart. Poor poor Dorothy...I'm not peering at the pic too closely because I'm very afraid of where Toto might be - lol!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween, G-Man!
Trick.. Nice 55..
ReplyDeleteMine is I Miss U
--Someone Is Special--
OMG! :O
ReplyDeleteI... uh....
(!!!)
Thanks for another Friday 55... I think!
Mine's here. :)
Woulda stopped by sooner but I didn't get home til about 1:20 in the morning... and my post dropped automatically about four hours earlier. :)
Oh dear. That qualifies as a trick; though I don't doubt there's a percentage of the population that would call this a treat.
ReplyDeleteMine is here: http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2010/10/knowing/
Under the nicey, nicey veneer ... it always lurks. Nice one.
ReplyDeleteYou'll find mine here.
Yikes, this looks like a forensic case to me!!! Mine is at:
ReplyDeletehttp://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/10/flash-55-friday-things-that-go-bump-in.html
ha ha
ReplyDeleteYou are unuque, the best... I always say
Happy Halloween My friend
and all of the friends here in this great place
MIne is up
Happy H. to everyone!!!
Dulce
Great 55. I did it, I wrote one.
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween.
That'll teach her!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm up.
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ReplyDeleteIgnore the previous delete.... try again with my sensible typing fingers.......
ReplyDeleteGreat 55! I always thought the Scarecrow was the creepy one!
I'm posted at my place
Mr Tin!!!! Gory...but I love it!!!!!
ReplyDeleteArtsy-Fartsy is my linked Friday post.
Have a TERRORific weekend!
Gruesome stuff! Sorry about neglecting to comment on your 55 last time, G-Man. I was so jazzed about being ready to post my 55 that I totally forgot!
ReplyDeletewow, now there's a mess to clean up!
ReplyDeleteMine is here:
http://sobernuggets.blogspot.com/
OH MAN! that picture made me want to scream! I honestly hate scary! those were a couple of my most fav characters...no prob, a couple sessions with the therapist and I will be fine for the weekend! LOL
ReplyDeletemine is up too! (i got up at 5:30 am to work on it)
http://jennasboots.blogspot.com/2010/10/friday-55_29.html
Ooops...scary.
ReplyDeleteWish you too Happy Halloween :)
That was great, and the pic is perfect! Well done.
ReplyDeleteHere is mine, "Peanuts Poem" 55.
Love it!
ReplyDeleteI'm late but mine can be found
HERE
Ghoulishly good!
ReplyDeleteHere is mine:
a postcard
Very gory- you did super....
ReplyDeleteI slid quickly past the picture.
Witchery is HERE
ReplyDeleteYou are sick in a fun sort of way, LOL. Happy Halloween and have a super weekend!
ReplyDeleteI will never look at Dorothy the same ever again. :)
ReplyDeleteMine's up...Happy Halloween!
So much for the "magic slippers"! you rock! have a spoooktacular weekend. Mine is up.....
ReplyDelete*ahem* what if she stopped and lubed you dude what then?
ReplyDeletehaha...wm!
ReplyDeleteGREAT 55 G-Man! And this is one of my ALL time favs! I tried to do a 55 today but my words ran over...I just had too much to say :)
ReplyDeleteTop marks for this Halloween thriller - the best I've seen so far.
ReplyDeleteThe teasing Witch really!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!
And yes. My 55ve is up here
here
ReplyDeleteLook at the tin man going all Lizzie Borden and stuff!!
ReplyDelete:)
Happy halloween G-Man!! :)
--snow
so that's what happened.. no Oz part II
ReplyDeleteI posted a Halloween 55 today
Oh i enjoyed this !! missed your blog so much while i was busy .. so this week i decided to pen something even if it was a bit too simple :
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Have a great weekend dear G-Man :)
ooouuuu....you're an evil one!!!
ReplyDeletelol
have a great weekend Galen!
warm smiles,
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ReplyDeleteAAAaahhhhhhh!
ReplyDelete......
that's me, running screaming!
scare-ifically spectacular!
oh, and I have one here too today
ReplyDeletehttp://krigek.blogspot.com/2010/10/happy-halloween.html
Love it...now don't be swinging the ax over here I'm thinkin hard about my 55 and I will post today...promise! :)
ReplyDeleteG-man
ReplyDeletelittle miss red shoes is right up your alley, have fun scaring her but remember what she did to the witches.... crushed one to death and the other well ....
HH.
Joanny I posted
"Seize the Night"
http://thedowsersdaughter.blogspot.com
I joined in been a rough week --- but hope you'll have a wonderful week end.
Oh, Galen, that was SO SO bad!!
ReplyDeleteOkay. Mine is up. Better late than never. Sorry about skipping last week. Just too much going on with little Mama. D
You found that picture, you twisted it further, you scared the lion out of me,
ReplyDeletebut I had the straw to think up a 55 HERE,
HAKAWE,
Fab Di
Ack! I forgot Friday 55! Actually, I pretty much forgot Friday, but that's no excuse .... see you next week!
ReplyDeleteThat Dorothy got just what she deserved. Where's her little dog, Toto?
Dibs on the red shoes!
ReplyDeleteBeen a wonderful ride, due greatly to YOUR wonderful penetrating humor and philosophy!
ReplyDeletePEACE!
Steve E
That'll teach that girl! What a fantastic story and creepy visual. I love it! Happy Halloween!
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