Tuesday, September 21, 2010

One Shot Wednesday.....


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The Chicks all Love him.
He's the Life of the Party!
He is One Fun-gi.........
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From his shape you can sure understand.
Why he is loved and so much in Demand...
He could end up in a Ballad..
An accompaniment to a Salad..
Or in the drawer of a Hot Wood Nymph's Nightstand!
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Hi Everybody...
I've been very busy as of late, and I apologize for not visiting as I would like to.
Please Don't take offense.
This week I didn't really have the time for anything other than a Haiku and a Limerick.
This post was done for the Fine Crew Over at One Stop Poetry. Every Wednesday, Please compose a short story, poetry, or prose of any subject matter, post it on your Blog, then go visit...Here!
Thanks for visiting....Peace!!!

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39 comments:

  1. MeSeptember 21, 2010 at 8:37:00 PM EDT

    Oh dear! I think some wood nymph is blushing... :)

    You find new ways to amaze every week, g-man. I'm almost always smiling when I visit.
    -C

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  2. MeSeptember 21, 2010 at 8:37:00 PM EDT

    Oooh...and it's my first Yahtzee in a while now. Yay! :)

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2010 at 8:40:00 PM EDT

    Long live the wood nymphs!!! LOL

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  4. Brian MillerSeptember 21, 2010 at 8:43:00 PM EDT

    a hot wood nymphs nightstand...you slay me g-man! you are the fun-gi! nice one shot!

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  5. SerenaSeptember 21, 2010 at 9:21:00 PM EDT

    Good grief, no wonder my granny always told me to stay out of the woods.:-)

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  6. CloudiaSeptember 21, 2010 at 10:23:00 PM EDT

    Dionysus got noting like dis!


    and do come to da beach when you find the time, crazy guy :)


    Aloha from Honolulu

    Comfort Spiral

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  7. limeSeptember 21, 2010 at 10:27:00 PM EDT

    would the wood nymph need batteries or just sprinkle fairy dust on it for a special effect?

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  8. MillieSeptember 21, 2010 at 10:35:00 PM EDT

    Oh, those naughty nymphs! You certainly crack me up with your creativity!

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  9. Brian MillerSeptember 21, 2010 at 10:46:00 PM EDT

    i just wanted to say you never cease to amaze me g...a soc major...nice.

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  10. CatySeptember 21, 2010 at 10:54:00 PM EDT

    this had me laughing! I loved the "fun-gi". Glad I stopped by :)

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  11. TALONSeptember 21, 2010 at 11:32:00 PM EDT

    I guess the fungi IS happy to see you! (sorry, couldn't resist!)

    Okay, this if taking fungi to a whole new level - lol!

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  12. BeachannySeptember 22, 2010 at 12:22:00 AM EDT

    Very clever word playing around there-fun-gi indeed. Always enjoy your work. Glad you stopped to share this week. Thanks. Gay (@beachanny)

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  13. dustusSeptember 22, 2010 at 12:48:00 AM EDT

    Hey G! LOL "natural enhancement"

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  14. KBSeptember 22, 2010 at 1:26:00 AM EDT

    So that's why people forage in the woods. Love it G. Take care my friend.

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  15. A Daft Scots LassSeptember 22, 2010 at 4:46:00 AM EDT

    Love it!

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  16. AkumSeptember 22, 2010 at 5:51:00 AM EDT

    Hilarious :)

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  17. the walking manSeptember 22, 2010 at 6:17:00 AM EDT

    Now we know where the penis of the wood is, where is the wood of the penis at?

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  18. Ben LanghinrichsSeptember 22, 2010 at 6:47:00 AM EDT

    Excellent! That's a great combination to make one laugh. I like the wood nymph's nightstand reference.

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  19. Shashidhar SharmaSeptember 22, 2010 at 7:10:00 AM EDT

    Well said... that you did not have time but then you did a good job... I enjoyed it as I needed some time for freshening up from the deep thought that I was raking in by going to almost all the wonderful poets that have had posted on the blog... Thanks for lightening up...

    ॐ नमः शिवाय
    Om Namah Shivaya
    Connect with me on Twitter at @VerseEveryDay to read one verse everyday on life, love and longing...

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  20. joannaSeptember 22, 2010 at 7:17:00 AM EDT

    G-Man:

    I wonder where do you find the time to research these oddities? I do not think I can look at a mushroom the same way anymore....or my man...

    Cheers,
    Joanny

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  21. AkelamaluSeptember 22, 2010 at 8:06:00 AM EDT

    Where did you find that?????? LOL

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  22. UnknownSeptember 22, 2010 at 8:33:00 AM EDT

    I am, quite literally, rolling on the floor laughing. And today I need to laugh a lot. Thanks. Nice one shot! Love and Light, Sender

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  23. gautami tripathySeptember 22, 2010 at 8:52:00 AM EDT

    Now what do I say to that?!
    LOL!

    ode to un-punctuated verses

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  24. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallSeptember 22, 2010 at 9:25:00 AM EDT

    that's funny.

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  25. ClaudiaSeptember 22, 2010 at 10:09:00 AM EDT

    OMG - my eyes almost dropped out of my head…lol..you rock…and i go and make some fun-gi salad now….

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  26. Monkey ManSeptember 22, 2010 at 10:17:00 AM EDT

    You spend too much time on the internet. Just what do you type into the search bar to find shit like this?

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  27. Everyday GoddessSeptember 22, 2010 at 10:28:00 AM EDT

    Mother Nature is a girl after my own heart.

    I need a cigarette now.

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  28. JadeySeptember 22, 2010 at 10:40:00 AM EDT

    G hi there its Jadey and I am back. Come check me out I have a new blog one entry on there so far but I am back. I have missed you all so much. Here is my new blog link and spread the word and come and visit me everyone please lol. Hugs to you G. www.willowbreezerocks.blogspot.com

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  29. ClaudiaSeptember 22, 2010 at 12:26:00 PM EDT

    your comment on my blog….danke…how nice you used a german word - made me smile - thanks!

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  30. SuzSeptember 22, 2010 at 12:53:00 PM EDT

    heehee

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  31. BubbaSeptember 22, 2010 at 1:55:00 PM EDT

    So THAT'S why those nymphs never leave the woods! LOL!

    Funny One Shot, G-Man!

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  32. Lulda CasadagaSeptember 22, 2010 at 2:16:00 PM EDT

    I could use me a fun-gi right about now! Too funny...oh, by the way, I am out of town this weekend, so I will have my 55 up and running EARLY! ;)

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  33. Dulçe ♥September 22, 2010 at 4:31:00 PM EDT

    Who ? Who but YOU would post such a thing like this? Nobody.
    LOL

    Please bring it in my salad... I'll try to... OMG

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  34. GlynnSeptember 22, 2010 at 4:52:00 PM EDT

    I felt embarrassment mushrooming all around me.

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  35. JadeySeptember 22, 2010 at 8:01:00 PM EDT

    Wow G that pic is well its something lol. So I hope this makes you smile to see its under Jadey again. Hugs to you and thanks for visiting the new blog.

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  36. PattiKenSeptember 23, 2010 at 10:29:00 AM EDT

    Nature porn! Who knew? Perhaps Pan is sleeping under those twigs and leaves?

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  37. MarshySeptember 23, 2010 at 11:09:00 AM EDT

    if any woodland nymph was to take a perch..i dont think there would be "mushroom" left...LOL..sorry my friend look what you have started...thanks for the support of One Shot..cheers pete

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  38. RNSANESeptember 23, 2010 at 6:13:00 PM EDT

    This is, indeed, priceless. Now just how big is this mushroom?

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  39. Scott M. FreySeptember 24, 2010 at 7:12:00 AM EDT

    lol that's flippin' hilarious G-Man!

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