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Floored to 110.....
Eddie tried out-running the cruiser, but he eventually pulled over.
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OFFICER:
"This is Friday. My shift ends in 30 minutes.
Give me ONE reason NOT to arrest you"!
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EDDIE:
'Sir...Years ago my wife ran off with a cop.
I thought you were bringing her back'.
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OFFICER:
"Have a nice day"!!!
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
Bringing her back? Who does that? :)
ReplyDeleteBringing you a grizzly tale of sleepless nights under the midnight sun, right here .
Yahtzee.....
ReplyDeleteOr here, since apparently I've forgotten how to copy and paste.
ReplyDeletehaha. bet that made the cops day...lol. nice 55 g-man.
ReplyDeletemine is up!
dang Ti went for the trifecta...
ReplyDeleteG- seriously?
ReplyDeleteWhen I was young we learned all the lines to get off (I never drove fast so never needed a "line")
Disclaimer: This 55 has no bearing on the writer
mine is Reck Less
Nice Ti!!!
G-man, G-man, G-man. I assume 55 miles an hour over the speed limit. Nice touch. My 55 is HERE
ReplyDeleteat 6PM Pacific.
OMG I have to remember that one. Too funny. Mine is up HERE. Have a great Friday.
ReplyDeleteHeh! That's bloody fabulous!
ReplyDeleteVery funny G. Mine's up. Have a great weekend all.
ReplyDeleteVery cute G-Man.
ReplyDeleteYou have a nice day too.
Mine is up.
PG
I have a similar, recurring nightmare:
ReplyDeleteMy post is HERE
LOL! I love it.:)
ReplyDeleteHi G-man!
ReplyDeleteI liked your self-described lame joke. Mine might qualify as the same.
Here's my mob-inspired 55
And yet somehow I feel sorry for the wife... :)
ReplyDeleteWow, is it Friday again already???
I can't believe it!
Thanks for another 55.
Mine's posted right here.
bwahahaha. so the cop must have known his wife...
ReplyDeleteand 110...that's twice 55!
i played along.
And yet again:
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOHHHHHH! Good one.
Mine is up! D
That's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI'll try to get something together by morning.
that's why the term--no backsies was invented--good way to end the week with a laugh and a moment of gratitude for all those tickets we didn't get for what ever reason...happy friday g man
ReplyDeleteWitty as ever, my friend. Reminds me of the story where the cop pulls over a speeding motorist doing WELL over the posted limit. He smirks at his victim, preparing to write a big fat ticket...and says "Son, i've been waiting for you all day!". The motorist innocently replies "Well officer, I got here as fast as I could!"
ReplyDeleteHaha!
Happy Friday, my friend! :)
-C
"Bringing her back..." Now that's fast thinking. My favorite story was from a guy who was waved down by a cop at a speed trap. He waved back, and kept going. When the cop caught up to him, the guy said, "I thought you were being friendly." The cop smiled in a friendly way, and gave him a ticket.
ReplyDeleteMy 55 is up here.
They just need to leave us along, is my motto.
ReplyDeletePlaying before they take away my gidgets.
Oh yes...I learned a new trick this week that I really must practice. Mine is up
ReplyDeleteHERE
They need to leave us ALONE...seriously. Who says we need more cops???
ReplyDeleteI am back-- and yes, up...happy friday g!
ReplyDeleteMine's here:
ReplyDeletehttp://theonlycin.wordpress.com/2010/07/16/friday-flash-55-words-the-young-ones/
Really sounds like the cop mad a shock connection!
ReplyDeleteHere is mine:
Chairs
Lol I heard that one b4 still funny though
ReplyDeleteOld Man George
Thanks for dropping by and thanks for the comments..Larry
He must have been terrified! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI´m up this week. Have a great weekend G-man! :-)
this was sooper !!!! a great start to my friday blog reading :)
ReplyDeletehere's my entry :
ReplyDeletehttp://ladynimue.wordpress.com/2010/07/16/that-book/
Enjoyed that one :-)
ReplyDeleteYou'll find mine here.
I'm running late this week, but I finally got it up. Had to stop and read a book first.
ReplyDeleteMine is here
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYep mine is up!
That is hysterical! Mine is at:
ReplyDeletehttp://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/07/dont-bug-me-flash-55-friday-july-16.html
Mine is about why she left!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Too, too silly!
ReplyDeleteHere's mine
Luaghing...where were you when I got my ticket?
ReplyDeleteMine is up: Ashes
You coulda called this one "Eddie & The Cruiser" G-Man!
ReplyDeleteI DARE YOU to click here!
Demon!
Hohoho that's some lame excuse! Funny though!
ReplyDeleteMine's up. x
Ha, ha! I love it!
ReplyDeleteHave a kick-ass weekend friend!
I forgot to tell you I love it! Do you have a special cabinet for all these gems or do you just fly by the seat of your pants every Friday?
ReplyDelete[Insert groan here]. :)
ReplyDeleteMine's up. Have a happy weekend!
heehee good one!
ReplyDeleteMines up too, G-Man.
tough luck!
ReplyDeletecheck out my romantic escapade here
Too funny, but probably too true in some cases! My 55 is up, thanks for making me laugh, and have a rock'n weekend!
ReplyDeleteHa - ha - mine is about speed as well... ;o
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
Claudia
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ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh. I attempted my fist 55 today.
ReplyDeletehttp://bit.ly/bAIcTZ
he he he,
ReplyDeletesome cops are like that ya know!
mine is up
HAKAWE
Fab Di
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ReplyDeleteHaha. You nut.
ReplyDeleteMine is up.
This brought a chuckle to my breakfast! Mine is up here. And well before midnight this time...
ReplyDeletevery funny...seriously! Here is mine at marie-experience-strength-hope.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteVery funny, my friend!
ReplyDelete:) that cop did bring me back. I'm here again.
ReplyDelete"HAKAWE" (sounds like some Hawaiian word) Love it!
ReplyDeleteI nominate that acronym as the official FF55 sign-off!
Shameful! :D Ok, g I'm working on my 55 as we speak...it's just so damned hot out and my brain is almost fried!! :P
ReplyDeletewhat an exciting 55,
ReplyDeleteloved it absolutely...
magical ending!
;)
http://itistimetothinkformyself.blogspot.com/2010/07/55-human-minds-buzz-like-bumble-bees.html
ReplyDeletemine is up,
not a story,
not a poem,
but a reflection of the humans and bees...
Will try story later.
Too bad, I was hoping he'd at least get a ticket.
ReplyDeleteIsn't 55 the max #of participants you can have. You are sooo stuck on that number
ReplyDeleteHappy Weekend G
Old joke, but FUN-NY! (When ya git mah age, ya heerd 'em AWL--grin!)
ReplyDeleteWell done, Mr G-man, I'm here right under the wire.....
and mine IS HERE
Late to the party, I just put one up here
ReplyDeleteLol! Did he really expect him to bring her back.
ReplyDeleteMy! She must have been the worst one!
Can't believe that its friday already! I thought That you had not posted and then I saw a different picture...
Hey! thanks! came up with my 55 a bit late- we had a job in the heat yesterday and friday was nuts with work too..
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