Thursday, June 17, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....


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Tony hated this part of the yearly physical.
Lying on his belly in the examination room, he heard the soothing voice from behind; "Relax, this won't hurt a bit".
ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!
Before passing out from pain he thought,"What's he........'?
(Shaking the patient)
"Tony, wake up...I'm Doc Andrews, are you ready for your prostate exam?"

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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
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64 comments:

  1. MojoJune 17, 2010 at 8:00:00 PM EDT

    Ugh. what was he dreaming about that was WORSE?

    This week Ti's on vacation in the wilderness, and I have a story with some assembly required.

    And (probly) YahtZEE!

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  2. Brian MillerJune 17, 2010 at 8:00:00 PM EDT

    my what big fingers you have

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  3. Brian MillerJune 17, 2010 at 8:01:00 PM EDT

    nice 55...dang mojo clipped me again...lol.

    my 55 is up!

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  4. Stan SkiJune 17, 2010 at 8:05:00 PM EDT

    How was it for you, Tony?
    Here's mine: MORE DUNC

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  5. ChangnoiJune 17, 2010 at 8:12:00 PM EDT

    What kind of weekend will Tony have?
    I did this: YES

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  6. The Thirteenth CrossingJune 17, 2010 at 8:21:00 PM EDT

    Hahaha. You know what isn't funny? I left my laptop at work and had to type my 55 on my android in order to publish. Talk about a pain in the ass. LOL.

    I am up....can't do HTML right now...

    Http://thethirteenthcrossing.blogspot.com/2010/06/55-flash-fiction-friday-silly.html

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  7. Monkey ManJune 17, 2010 at 8:30:00 PM EDT

    Pussy. My 55 is HERE after midnight Pacific Time.

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  8. AnonymousJune 17, 2010 at 8:39:00 PM EDT

    I swear I only blinked and suddenly the post is up and full of comments already. And they are all better than anything I came up with.

    Mine is here.

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  9. G-ManJune 17, 2010 at 8:40:00 PM EDT

    I don't think that anyone has really read this closely yet....

    We'll see........

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  10. Brian MillerJune 17, 2010 at 8:55:00 PM EDT

    so who got there before the doctor? err...

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  11. G-ManJune 17, 2010 at 8:59:00 PM EDT

    Brian, Brian, Brian....
    You never fail to impress...hehehehee

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  12. MeJune 17, 2010 at 9:13:00 PM EDT

    Oh, g-man...you slay me, every time. LOL!

    Mine is up. And, miracle of miracles, it actually *is* fiction this week... :)

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  13. Ed & JeanneJune 17, 2010 at 9:16:00 PM EDT

    Na na na na na....(you can't make me, you can't make me)

    Here's mine

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  14. SerenaJune 17, 2010 at 9:29:00 PM EDT

    Makes me REALLY glad to be a girl.:-)

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  15. Maude LynnJune 17, 2010 at 10:02:00 PM EDT

    Oh, G-Man!

    If I recover from reading this, I'll post mine in the morning!

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  16. steveroniJune 17, 2010 at 10:17:00 PM EDT

    A female PA does my exams--by request, of course--grin!

    GREAT "55" Mr G.

    My feeble attempt is HERE

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  17. steveroniJune 17, 2010 at 10:21:00 PM EDT

    Hey, I got it right away, Mr G. It was quite obvious, right? The man just had a bad dream? Right? Hmmmmm--grin!

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  18. G-ManJune 17, 2010 at 10:27:00 PM EDT

    No Steve....
    You are the one DREAMING today!!
    Literally!

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  19. JannaJune 18, 2010 at 12:58:00 AM EDT

    Now there's a mental image.
    It's always nice when the Friday 55 can include "ARRRRRRRRRRRGH" as a word. :)

    Thanks as always for yet another Friday 55.
    Mine's posted right HERE.

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  20. UnknownJune 18, 2010 at 1:00:00 AM EDT

    Good as always.
    Mine's up here:
    http://theonlycin.wordpress.com/2010/06/18/friday-flash-55-words-3/

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  21. JanaJune 18, 2010 at 1:12:00 AM EDT

    just the expression on the doctor's face is scary enough without all the implications...

    funny 55...
    mine's up too!

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  22. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallJune 18, 2010 at 1:33:00 AM EDT

    I posted my 55,
    Hope that you enjoy it.
    Thank you!

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  23. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallJune 18, 2010 at 1:35:00 AM EDT

    Your 55 is scary to me,
    I did not visit doctor's office for more than a dozen years...
    I consider your 55 is fun at most...
    a story,
    which is cool!

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  24. Lorenzo — Alchemist's PillowJune 18, 2010 at 2:03:00 AM EDT

    Well, Mr. Know-it-all, NO comment on Tony or Doc Andrews. Unfortunately, my 55er is also medical. It's up at the alchemist’s pillow. Have a nice weekend and please, just this week, in case Tony is reading, don't wish anyone a KICK ass weekend!

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  25. A Daft Scots LassJune 18, 2010 at 2:16:00 AM EDT

    urgh! the dream and reality. Wot a bummer!

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  26. anthonynorthJune 18, 2010 at 2:17:00 AM EDT

    Yuck!!! Sent a shiver thru me today.
    Nice one.

    You'll find mine here.

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  27. magiceyeJune 18, 2010 at 2:46:00 AM EDT

    :) that seemed painful lol

    in an ongoing project of writing short snippets of culture conflcts have posted a 55er today at http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2010/06/ongoing-culture-conflict-4.html

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  28. AkelamaluJune 18, 2010 at 3:10:00 AM EDT

    Painful but necessary! ;)

    Mine's up.

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  29. John (@bookdreamer)June 18, 2010 at 4:49:00 AM EDT

    But what if he enjoyed... Dark family lies for my Friday 55

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  30. UnknownJune 18, 2010 at 5:37:00 AM EDT

    You scare me sometimes Mr. G! LOL. AAARRRGGGHH is right! Finally got mine up and you can find it

    HERE

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  31. NessaJune 18, 2010 at 5:50:00 AM EDT

    The imagination is a cruel friend.

    My Flash 55 - How Do I Tell You?

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  32. JinksyJune 18, 2010 at 6:28:00 AM EDT

    A big misnomer for me today, as my 55 is entitled 'Tongue Tied' :0)
    As if ! LOL...

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  33. JinksyJune 18, 2010 at 6:34:00 AM EDT

    Be careful where you go to sleep, says I! LOL

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  34. drybottomgirlJune 18, 2010 at 9:21:00 AM EDT

    And women think they have it bad with their yearly exam....sounds like this chap had it much harder...my 55 is up and have a sweet weekend!

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  35. BubbaJune 18, 2010 at 9:29:00 AM EDT

    You think that's bad? My doctor's a woman! (Although she does have small hands, so I should count my blessings)

    Here's mine:
    Next 55

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  36. limeJune 18, 2010 at 10:05:00 AM EDT

    disturbing, very disturbing. fhitawaso was it?

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  37. DianneJune 18, 2010 at 10:14:00 AM EDT

    I thought that was all "behind" you? Fiction?

    Ha,
    Mine is up
    HAKAWE
    Fab Di

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  38. showmeJune 18, 2010 at 10:18:00 AM EDT

    you should always stop look and listen before you cross that kind of bend in the road...too, too, funny!
    I gave it another whirl this week!

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  39. MonaJune 18, 2010 at 10:27:00 AM EDT

    & what phobia is that Mr . Knowitall?

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  40. G-ManJune 18, 2010 at 11:57:00 AM EDT

    Analfuquephobia Mona Dear....

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  41. 8June 18, 2010 at 12:26:00 PM EDT

    I have a 55 up here.

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  42. MonaJune 18, 2010 at 1:21:00 PM EDT

    yea, I knew that :D... after I read Brain's comment of "what big fingers you have {Grandma}!"

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  43. Monkey ManJune 18, 2010 at 1:35:00 PM EDT

    G-man - Don't take things personally. I wrote that 55 long before I read your post.

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  44. Brian MillerJune 18, 2010 at 2:09:00 PM EDT

    i think they have medication for that g-man...

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  45. Lulda CasadagaJune 18, 2010 at 2:46:00 PM EDT

    Ok, so the bug gay nurse came in and could not resist...;P
    Oh no, suddenly my ass is starting to hurt! LOL

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  46. buffalodickJune 18, 2010 at 2:51:00 PM EDT

    When does a finger become the size of a corn cob? After that exam, I usually go into the fetal position for a couple of hours...

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  47. RNSANEJune 18, 2010 at 4:39:00 PM EDT

    I'm glad I don't have one of them but my boobies have been mashed for years in mammmograms....my 55 is here:

    http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/06/bad-patient-flash-55-friday-june-18.html

    written from my hospital bed!

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  48. BubbaJune 18, 2010 at 5:02:00 PM EDT

    I decided to do a bonus 55 this week: Bonus 55

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  49. RNSANEJune 18, 2010 at 5:29:00 PM EDT

    I cannot even tell you the peal of laughter your poem in response to my 55 elicted. I've had to share it with all my nurses who already thought I was a bit nuts. Now, that's what's missing from my pain meds...a good shot of brandy. I knew I should have packed that in my purse!

    Thanks for cheering me up!

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  50. SJune 18, 2010 at 6:56:00 PM EDT

    Ew the fabulous 50's exam..what fun!

    Happy 55 friday, Gman!


    Feet

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  51. secret agent womanJune 18, 2010 at 7:37:00 PM EDT

    Men are such babies. :)

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  52. katrinJune 18, 2010 at 7:55:00 PM EDT

    maybe i can provide a nice dream
    i'm in,
    katrin

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  53. RoxiJune 18, 2010 at 8:00:00 PM EDT

    I've heard a rumor that straight boys don't like it up the butt.

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  54. moondustwriterJune 18, 2010 at 8:16:00 PM EDT

    Oh Geee!

    May be late but always
    the Life of the Party

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  55. C.M. JacksonJune 18, 2010 at 9:07:00 PM EDT

    g-that's an interesting end to the week;+0 mine's up--have a great weekend! c

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  56. LarryJune 18, 2010 at 9:49:00 PM EDT

    bol Yes I remember that test and it's not fun, I know I'm, a little late but if your interested follow the link below.


    Merit Badge
    Thanks for reading

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  57. SJune 18, 2010 at 10:32:00 PM EDT

    how did you know that pic was for you?
    the trash needs taking out...

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  58. C.M. JacksonJune 18, 2010 at 10:38:00 PM EDT

    g---thanks for stopping by--go figure I am finally early on my post and I forget to sign in;-0 always something...have a great weekend! c

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  59. Brian MillerJune 18, 2010 at 10:57:00 PM EDT

    spinning back throught o grab the late crowd. smiles.

    still wincing...

    have a nice weekend g-man!

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  60. G-ManJune 18, 2010 at 10:59:00 PM EDT

    Brian...
    I can't tell you how much I appreciate your help and support.
    Thank You Brother, you are a great friend...Galen

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  61. Enchanted OakJune 18, 2010 at 11:17:00 PM EDT

    Late to the dance, but ready to rock and roll!
    Hey, G-Man, we both have thoughts on medical procedures today.
    My 55 is here

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  62. moondustwriterJune 19, 2010 at 3:49:00 AM EDT

    they need to post something in the Doctor's office I'm thinking - Warning!!!!!

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  63. AnonymousJune 19, 2010 at 7:23:00 PM EDT

    Omg...lol, got a giggle out of me this time.

    Just dropping in to say Hello. Have a great weekend!

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  64. MonaJune 20, 2010 at 8:52:00 AM EDT

    Come to think of it, the tale of Red Riding Hood, can be extended to being a piece of great significance , with a Freudian slip...

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