'ASS-HOLE'! 'POT-LICKER'! 'IDIOTIC JERK'!!
Daydreaming Dildo, a real 'Piece of Work'.
Pull right out in front of me, as though you didn't care.
And if I brake and honk my horn, I get that angry glare!
****************BIKERS REMEMBER****************
MEN...Drive like they own the road.
WOMEN...Drive like there's no one else on it!
Maybe a bit of a generalization, but close enough.
The Bikes are out...Always look TWICE!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55,
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!
So from the Two-Wheeled host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!
Yeee Hahhh!!
ReplyDeleteMine is a juicy combo-pack this week- it is here and also, just because I couldn’t stop myself… also, here.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy...
ReplyDelete(ahem)
the road is a dangerous place...especially for those on bikes. nice 55 g-man. dig the rhyme sceme as well. stay safe out there.
ReplyDeletemy 55 is up!
lol, Ti!
ReplyDeleteI must have some testosterone in me because I drive like I own the road! Mine's up here
ReplyDeleteOh wow. I was gonna post for Ti but I see she Yahtzeed me. I see how it is. Well she brought dinner in three courses...
ReplyDeleteThen Sandy's picking up the drinks and I'm providing the mystery dinner theater that I hope everybody will think about participating in next week and beyond.
Ya'll enjoy now, ya heah?
Pot-licker? I've never heard that one before. I always look out for bikes, my Dad rides a bicycle in his spare time.
ReplyDeleteMine's Up.
Yeah, I have a few myself, but never pot-licker, I AM a pot-licker in the wilderness.
ReplyDeleteMine is up HERE
Great one, G-man, and it rhymes too! (Beyond my ability...) And a good message and reminder.
ReplyDeleteMy 55 is Sackcloths of Despair
Great public service statement G-Man.
ReplyDeleteI cannot begin to count the close calls I have had with those who refuse to see while they drive.
Mine: Bad Easter Bunnies
Don't get me started on being a pedestrian or on bicycle. I'll end up ranting.
ReplyDeleteMine is here.
I still have a chunk of memory missing from a motorcycle accident... what was I...? Oh yes, my post is HERE!
ReplyDeleteI'm too young to drive, but HERE'S the start of what everyone's been waiting for...
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ReplyDeleteWith me it's a bike with pedals, but the same issue with cars. Great reminder to all. My 55 is HERE after midnight Pacific time.
ReplyDeletehttp://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/04/02/55-single-dad/
ReplyDeleteGood Evening,
Happy Easter!
My 55 is up, hope that you enjoy it.
thank you for the beautiful encouragement!
best wishes!
You're so right. I think many folks are driving around in those little automat compartments from which their ancestors once bought sandwiches and chips. Crazy. Some serious vocab. lessons go on behind the wheel.
ReplyDeleteMine's about a conversation that I had with a gas station host, shall we say. Brews the best tea and coffee in town. It is possibly here.
Just today I watched some goombah on a motorcycle riding only on the back wheel in a pretty congested area. There are bad drivers for every sort of vehicle, who are thoughtless about the safety of others.
ReplyDeleteYeah...? But I bet he wasn't texting!!
ReplyDeleteYikes!
ReplyDeleteWell, a couple days ago here in Michigan (just about 20 miles from where I live, even!), there was a road rage incident where someone actually got in a fight and STABBED somebody. Something about getting out of their car and fighting in the ditch.
(!!!) Wow.
It helped me see the need to be a wee bit more mellow when I drive.
Thanks for another Friday 55. :)
Here's mine!
Excellent stuff....
ReplyDeleteI'm up - and I'm also out of here to see friends at the beach! Have a great day.
A very timely -- and timeless -- 55. You just be careful out there and be on the lookout for the roadhogs and the morons.:)
ReplyDeleteI am amazed at the non-driving that goes on around here. Dangerous stuff. I often find myself telling people to drive OR pull over and talk or text or eat or do makeup or whatever. (Actually I'm swearing it with my windows up.)
ReplyDeleteMy 55 is up.
PG
Drive defensively. Rule number one--and every other rule! And good advice, Galen--watch the bikes.
ReplyDeleteDid you get my previous message on your last post? I already got my 55er up. I was the FIRST to let you know this time--even if it WAS on the last post rather than this one.
Ah, well. D
Yup, bikes are out. Use your lights, guys. Great 55, G-Man.
ReplyDeleteI have mine up too (getting a head start cause tomorrow is gonna be crazy!) I think I'll start from the bottom to comment and work my way up.....
TGIF
Thanks for the warning! It's another reminder of why neither of my boys will EVER be allowed to own a bike. Stay safe out there, G-Man!
ReplyDeleteMy 55 is up too!
With all the wackos on the road, it's a challenge, but stay safe!
ReplyDeleteI’m up here.
Once again I have succumbed to a 55, written in the wee small hours of this morning...You disturbed my sleep!
ReplyDeleteYes, we bikers are invisible...
ReplyDeleteAloha from Hawaii my Friend!
Comfort Spiral
Aptly said and so true about the driving styles of men and women. Both very annoyingly unique in their own way! Great 55. Have a fun-filled weekend.
ReplyDeleteMy first car was a motorcycle. I miss it.
ReplyDeleteThis week my 55 contains More Blond Logic.
keep those eyes open for the morons who don't galen.
ReplyDeleteI'm posted as of midnight you can find Part 6 of Zephyr's Revenge following the link below.
Zephyr's Revenge Part 6
Thanks Larry
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ReplyDeleteGood one. I like it :-)
ReplyDeleteYou'll find mine here.
Too funny....well, actually, it's not funny. Bikers are really at risk.
ReplyDeleteMy Flash 55 is at:
http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/04/where-is-that-dratted-rabbit-flash-55.html#links
Too funny. The road is always a place for antics, by man or woman LOL. Mine is up HERE.
ReplyDeleteYou better stay safe for us, G man... You are kind of special to us all.. Women drivers huh? LOL
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter!
Mine is here
hugs
shakira
In England, we have a Think Biker advert campaign running which is fun.
ReplyDeleteI looked at what happens when you don't! My story is here
The sound of Harleys always mean Spring to me. I love they way they vibrate the air.
ReplyDeleteOur stories are slightly related.
Smear Off
Oops. Too early in the morning, That was the wrong link. This is the correct one:
ReplyDeleteSmear Off
Around Texas, it's been my experience that WOMEN are the ones that 'own the road'...it's kinda scary actually. Especially those with PMS. LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteHere's Mine for the week.
As always scroll down below my Friday Show n Tell....
AND!! Happy Easter to those who observe.
Take the baffles out of the mufflers and carry a piece for the equal distribution of flat tires.
ReplyDeleteIt ain't no safer in a damn car around here anymore...slow the hell down people and I know we have a literacy problem but S T O P isn't that big of a word and is found on those big red signs on every street corner when entering a major thoroughfare.
Mine's up too! I agree with you about women driving even though I am one.
ReplyDeletehttp://twowritersdaily.blogspot.com/2010/04/flash-fiction-friday-in-55.html
I remember riding and never seeming to be seen by cars pulling out of intersections! Frustrating!
ReplyDeleteI am up at
http://www.wizardofotin.blogspot.com/
It's my first try at a 55 microfiction story, and I have mine up. I'm loving reading others! Fun!
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Ah, the reason I was glad Hubby gave up his motorcycle...made me a nervous wreck to ride because the OTHER drivers scared me! :)
ReplyDeleteMine's up. Happy Easter!
There are definitely some 'brainless' people out there on the roads!
ReplyDeleteMine's up.
Yours are always the best... Wait! I have not read any of the others yet! LOL
ReplyDeleteHEY This week I take part!!!
Hugs Great MAN
AND Have a Kick Ass Week-End too!!
I drive just fine.. my re-education teacher even told me so.. lol.
ReplyDeleteMy 55 is up.
Have a great weekend
be safe out there, gman!
ReplyDeletemine's up too.
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ReplyDeleteDrive safely!
ReplyDeleteHere is MINE. I hope you enjoy!
And, loud pipes save lives!
ReplyDeleteGood one, G-Man!
Funny G Man
ReplyDeleteI'm late to this party today. My 55 can be found here:
http://5thsister.blogspot.com/2010/04/flash-friday-55-do-i-scare-you.html
Why is there something so sexy about a man on his Harley!? Ok, I promise not to drool and drive and watch out for all the bikes...with or without pedals! :)
ReplyDeleteMine will be up before sundown.
G-Man -Wednesday night I took the third step toward independence and bought MY first car. Watch out. The roads just got scarier. LOL
ReplyDeleteI’m up right HERE
Good one, Galen!
ReplyDeleteI always thought that to qualify for a car license everyone should *first* get a motorcycle license and a commercial truck license, and find out how it feels to drive each of those in traffic, before becoming a dickhead-behind-a-wheel. I get laughed at, when I mention it. Oh well!
I'm late again (homelife is a bit rough at the minute...) but up at last, with a story about toys.
Happy Easter!
g--ok the first thing I want to say is that I am a very good driver..second, mr jackson has got his bike out and agrees with you-third, I didn't see your post until I went to link to it and finally, I was only going to talk about my bad drive (eg computer), not about a bad driver until about 4:30 pm --go figure--beam me up scotty and oh yeah, my post is up!
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely weekend!
well i finally got mine up and i am set to have a blast with Easter and the little one's i have a new video camera so I will post the egg hunt soon. have a wonderful weekend.
ReplyDeleteWe have lots of old lady drivers. ick. :P
ReplyDeleteHey wait, I am one of em.
:P
I'm learning some new words to throw about here! ;D
ReplyDeleteGalen! you have a 500$ offer I see!
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter to Galen & family! What are you cooking? Rabbits?
Great 55 G-man! Hope you´re having a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteI would like to wish you and your family
ReplyDeleteMany Easter Blessings and have you a great Easter!
hugs
shakira
Well, gulp, hope I never make this error! Point taken! :-)
ReplyDeleteCheck out my Friday post if you'd like. It's not Friday, I know that, but close enough.
http://horaceandbabydoe.blogspot.com/
Have a great weekend!