Thursday, January 14, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....



Silently she spun around, arms akimbo.
He Screamed..."Don't turn your back on me you miserable little Shrew.
Your temper is bigger than your ass, AND your shoes are ugly"!

She slowly turns and glares Daggers back at him.
He sheepishly mutters..."Honey, I'm sorry".
Smirking to himself...('The advantages of dating a deaf chick')




You sure don't get to use the word "Akimbo" very often do you?
Hehehehehe..
If you or anyone you know has written a Flash 55...
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have A Kick Ass Week-End!!
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53 comments:

  1. smarmoofusJanuary 14, 2010 at 8:00:00 PM EST

    Woo! It's Friday!

    I'm up!
    -smarmoofus

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  2. Dr.JohnJanuary 14, 2010 at 8:02:00 PM EST

    Poor girl will never know what he said. Clever 55
    I have finished my 55.
    You’ll find it
    HERE.
    .
    But it’s a groaner.

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  3. smarmoofusJanuary 14, 2010 at 8:03:00 PM EST

    hahaha! Being half-half-deaf (I'm hard of hearing in one ear), I am not sure it's appropriate to laugh at this. But it is funny. Shame on you, G.

    (Cricket! on my first post.)

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  4. KBJanuary 14, 2010 at 8:03:00 PM EST

    I wasn't expecting that ending G.

    Have a great weekend.

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  5. FandangoJanuary 14, 2010 at 8:04:00 PM EST

    Don't try that with a dragon. We have very sharp ears. Good 55
    HERE.
    Leave a comment on ours and we will leave one on yours. Dragon
    Promise.

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  6. Brian MillerJanuary 14, 2010 at 8:05:00 PM EST

    lol. oh my...sorry lost in the chuckles. nice 55.

    mine is up!

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  7. Ronda LaveenJanuary 14, 2010 at 8:10:00 PM EST

    HA! You better hope she never recovers her hearing and doesn't tell you. Brian talked me into participating in Friday Flash 55. My first post is up. What a great idea.

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  8. Susan at Stony RiverJanuary 14, 2010 at 8:11:00 PM EST

    In my world, she could have read his lips (or at least his expression) in the reflection of the window they were facing. My husband falls for that one all the time, then wonders how I know he made faces or salutes of some kind(sigh).

    My 55's up right here! But nothing akimbo I'm afraid LOL

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  9. inappropriatesueJanuary 14, 2010 at 8:12:00 PM EST

    Woohoo! Friday Friday Friday! THat was quite funny. I hope you like mine. As Dr. John says, it is a groaner!
    http://inappropriatesue.blogspot.com/2010/01/55-flash-fiction-friday-28-days-4-hours.html

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  10. MikeJanuary 14, 2010 at 8:21:00 PM EST

    My girlfriend always talks about the advantages of dating a dumb guy! LOL!

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  11. ♥ Boomer ♥January 14, 2010 at 8:23:00 PM EST

    Clever and mean!

    Mine's up -- finally! I'm back!

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  12. sheilaJanuary 14, 2010 at 8:24:00 PM EST

    I did my first one.
    memories

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  13. MojoJanuary 14, 2010 at 8:32:00 PM EST

    Maaan... That's a little twisted G.

    My 55 is lots more fun than this game. We go head to head tonight, eh? If we could stay outta the box, it'd help.

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2010 at 9:22:00 PM EST

    He's just mean. Insulting a girlfriend's shoes? Humph.

    here.

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  15. Maude LynnJanuary 14, 2010 at 9:25:00 PM EST

    Don't you dare insult my shoes!

    Mine will be up in the morning!

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  16. DianneJanuary 14, 2010 at 9:25:00 PM EST

    I'm not reading all your comments so this may be a duplicate,
    Sooo PI,
    deaf chick my eye.

    very funny
    shoes are ugly

    All I can do
    gotta go write....
    Haiku

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  17. One Prayer GirlJanuary 14, 2010 at 10:06:00 PM EST

    My 55 is up.

    PG

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  18. One Prayer GirlJanuary 14, 2010 at 10:33:00 PM EST

    My second comment of the day:

    I too believe this is quite clever.
    It seems I worked too many years in the disability field, speaking and writing ALWAYS in politically correct language.

    I guess you can take the employee out of the workforce, but you can't always take the work influence out of the employee.

    (I HAD TROUBLE WITH THE 'DEAF CHICK'.)

    You know I love you. :)
    PG

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  19. JannaJanuary 14, 2010 at 10:42:00 PM EST

    LOL.
    Better hope she doesn't have one of those sign language interpreters, like Marlee Matlin does. :)
    (Actually that would be really cool. :)

    Nice (or not so nice) Friday 55! :)

    Mine is ready too,right here. :)

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  20. JannaJanuary 14, 2010 at 10:43:00 PM EST

    And OMG, I just realized how many smiley faces I put in that last comment.

    Woops.
    I'll try to cut down on the cheer. :)

    (Aaaaugghhh! I just did it again!)

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  21. SerenaJanuary 14, 2010 at 11:02:00 PM EST

    Well, that was sneaky. Good thing she didn't catch that remark about her shoes.:)

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  22. FelicitasJanuary 14, 2010 at 11:10:00 PM EST

    LMAO!!! I'd love to know what "the deaf chick" had to say with her arms akimbo! Wicked funny, G-Man!

    My 55 is up.

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  23. clean and crazyJanuary 14, 2010 at 11:12:00 PM EST

    awesome twist!! i know she felt those words!! mine is up too

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  24. steveroniJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:05:00 AM EST

    You forgot to tell me what you write everyone else...to "kick myself in the ass...this weekend") or something like that? --grin!

    LOVE it!

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  25. Monkey ManJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:32:00 AM EST

    Cruel...but funny. My 55 is here.
    It's a last second entry.

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  26. LarryJanuary 15, 2010 at 1:45:00 AM EST

    Nice spectacles Galen ya look pretty good bud I'll get mine in a couple of weeks myself. I'm up and posted just follow the link below
    Thanks For stopping By and commenting.


    Crows Cawing

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  27. anthonynorthJanuary 15, 2010 at 2:30:00 AM EST

    Now that's the way to date. Enjoyed that.
    You'll find mine here.

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  28. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:22:00 AM EST

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  29. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:23:00 AM EST

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  30. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:25:00 AM EST

    Crap LOL Third time is a charm. Akimbo LOL. This just had me cracking up. I love it. OMG...to be married to someone deaf. Wonder if she can read lips? LOL Mine is up HERE. Have a great weekend :) Akimbo ROFLMAO

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  31. the walking manJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:11:00 AM EST

    in cases like yours Galen dating a blind chick may have a better advantage.

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  32. SandyCarlsonJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:16:00 AM EST

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  33. SandyCarlsonJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:18:00 AM EST

    Ooh. My sister was married to a deaf man. The relationship went down the drain when he got his ears back through surgery. This one hit home.

    I'm in this week HERE

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  34. Hootin AnniJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:06:00 AM EST

    First...the self portrait of you below is great!! Nice smile!

    And your 55 is a hoot.

    My FF55 is fiction to some, but to others not so. It's...

    HERE

    [scroll down below my pencils sketches to find "The Shaft-a"]

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  35. secret agent womanJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:29:00 AM EST

    One day karma will come along and bite that guy in the ass. Hope the woman is facing him when it happens so she can see it.

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  36. JStarJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:58:00 AM EST

    Great!!!

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  37. MojoJanuary 15, 2010 at 7:15:00 AM EST

    Sandy's link's broken, so as a public service I'll fix it. 'Cause it's a great one!

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  38. JinksyJanuary 15, 2010 at 7:39:00 AM EST

    OK, you've got me - I've been and gone and done a 55 today - among other things...

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  39. LisaJanuary 15, 2010 at 7:41:00 AM EST

    He's mean!

    Skillfully written.

    Mine is up

    HERE

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  40. Nikki (Sarah)January 15, 2010 at 8:23:00 AM EST

    too funny...deaf chick!!! love it. Sarah

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  41. JessieJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:00:00 AM EST

    funny...mine will be up ... sometime...lol

    have a kick ass weekend G!
    warm smiles,

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  42. limeJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:02:00 AM EST

    LMAO, evil man!

    and yes i was most impressed by your usage of akimbo, such a groovy word.

    i'm up.

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  43. LouJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:34:00 AM EST

    A little feisty, but that's how we roll in Michigan...:)

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  44. ShadowJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:57:00 AM EST

    ooooo, that's evil..... have a super weekend g-man!!!

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  45. hopeJanuary 15, 2010 at 10:20:00 AM EST

    I love that silly word...it sounds much more regal than "having a hissy fit". :)

    Mine's up. I've learned how to schedule a post but then have to remember to come tell YOU. Have a great weekend!

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  46. The neverending battle of child's opiate addictionJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:53:00 PM EST

    Hopefully he wasn't standing in front of a mirror so she could look back and read his lips:) Fun 55! Have a great weekend. Mine is up.

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  47. Lulda CasadagaJanuary 15, 2010 at 2:49:00 PM EST

    I prefer legs akimbo myself...;)
    I'm procrastinating over here...soon it will be up. Promise!

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  48. Wait. What?January 15, 2010 at 3:33:00 PM EST

    ROFL!!

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  49. buffalodickJanuary 15, 2010 at 7:45:00 PM EST

    I finally met the girl of me dreams,
    Who could ask for more?
    She's deaf and dumb, and over sexed,
    And owns a liquor store... :)

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  50. AkannieJanuary 15, 2010 at 11:33:00 PM EST

    Hi hi....My 55 is UP.


    You are bad, G-man...so very bad. (I'm still chuckling)

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  51. jokjakJanuary 15, 2010 at 11:48:00 PM EST

    Hi u can come to see me at
    http://greekromanart.blogspot.com/
    http://egypt-art.blogspot.com/

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  52. DonnettaJanuary 16, 2010 at 1:39:00 PM EST

    Hi, Galen. Just got in to Florida. Mine is a day late (and a repeat, I fear), but it is UP! D

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  53. LarryJanuary 16, 2010 at 7:30:00 PM EST

    gman thanks for dropping by and leaving a comment on This Blog Of Mine I appreciat them tremendously.


    Land Of The Gnomes

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