Monday, December 28, 2009

TMI Tuesday.....




A Ms. Helen Bedd from Chancre Ohio asks....

"Dear Mr. Knowitall, is it true that the dying words of Groucho Marx were 'Last words are for fools, that haven't said enough'?

Dear Helen....NO!! That was KARL Marx!! Groucho's last words were..'Die my dear? Why thats the last thing I'll ever do'!

Good question....
And while we are on the subject, how about a few more famous last words?

* "I have a terrific headache"...Franklin Roosevelt

* "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martini's"...Humphrey Bogart

* "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death, either it goes or I go"!...Oscar Wilde

* "I'll have a Ham and Swiss please"...Cass Elliott

* "My butt hurts"...Rock Hudson

* "I guess one cheeseburger ain't gonna kill me"!...Mahatma Ghandi

* "Damn that yellow snow"!!...Frank Zappa

* "FOOLS!!! I said press an ASS to my breast"...Cleopatra

* "I don't need no stinking safety net"...Karl Wallenda

* "No thanks Raul, not today. Just take a little off the top"...Marie Antoinette

* "Dying is easy, Comedy is hard"...George Bernard Shaw


I hope you enjoyed these little Histrical Tid-Bits.
Remember them if you are ever on Jeopardy or Discovery's Cash Cab!

Peace...!!!
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16 comments:

  1. CindyDecember 28, 2009 at 10:05:00 PM EST

    I think that you made some of those up!

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  2. AnonymousDecember 28, 2009 at 10:18:00 PM EST

    Ya know I heard Michael Jackson's were "Not now Oral. Not now!".

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  3. SerenaDecember 28, 2009 at 10:28:00 PM EST

    LOL. With one of your cheat sheets, I'm sure to be a big Jeopardy winner.:)

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  4. AnonymousDecember 28, 2009 at 11:02:00 PM EST

    I love cash cab. I thought Cass Elliot died from a chicken sandwich?

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  5. Monkey ManDecember 29, 2009 at 12:11:00 AM EST

    I'll still chuckling over Helen Bedd. Custer's last words - "I always wanted an Arrow shirt."

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  6. ShadowDecember 29, 2009 at 3:54:00 AM EST

    profound last words...

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  7. the walking manDecember 29, 2009 at 6:04:00 AM EST

    "#*^%#^$&^&$#^%^ *^^%%*$$@@!@$$$"

    Coleman Young's last words.

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  8. JStarDecember 29, 2009 at 6:35:00 AM EST

    LOL@those

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  9. Brian MillerDecember 29, 2009 at 7:49:00 AM EST

    lol. i could have used these on a history test...

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  10. JessieDecember 29, 2009 at 8:59:00 AM EST

    funny and enjoyable...

    just like you! lol

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  11. inappropriatesueDecember 29, 2009 at 10:14:00 AM EST

    "I'll have a Ham and Swiss please"...Cass Elliott

    Hehehehehe...That was so funny! BTW...Poor Rock Hudson, LOL.

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  12. LynnDecember 29, 2009 at 11:07:00 AM EST

    Pretty sure we won't see most of those on Cash Cab, G-man. :) I like that show.

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  13. buffalodickDecember 29, 2009 at 12:43:00 PM EST

    "What the Hell was that?" Last words spoken by the Mayor of Hiroshima...
    "Where did all these friggin' Indians come from?" Last words of Custer...

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  14. limeDecember 29, 2009 at 12:45:00 PM EST

    lol, mr knowitall has employed some literary license methinks.

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  15. Lulda CasadagaDecember 29, 2009 at 3:24:00 PM EST

    Always keepin us on our toes! Nice one g... :)

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  16. LouDecember 29, 2009 at 4:19:00 PM EST

    A couple of those I didn't get..duh. I need to read more People magazine, I think!

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