Thursday, November 5, 2009

Friday Flash 55.....



As he drove away from the Fortune Teller's reading...
Her prophecy haunted him!
'Think before you speak...Spoken words CAN become REALITY!'
He thought...That old broads loony!
(He turns on his car radio, smiles, then starts singing....)
..."Don't go out tonight, for it's bound to take your life,
there's a Baboon on the rise!"


Hehehehehe...."Scuse me...While I kiss this guy"!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55...
Please come tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most androgynous host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick-Ass Week-End...
Peace!!!
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59 comments:

  1. smarmoofusNovember 5, 2009 at 7:41:00 PM EST

    You're early! But I'm up, so yay!

    -smarmoofus

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  2. smarmoofusNovember 5, 2009 at 7:42:00 PM EST

    hahahhahaha! Great picture, but "baboon on the rise"? *laughing* Awesome. Awesomely bad.

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  3. FandangoNovember 5, 2009 at 7:43:00 PM EST

    You lost us with that story.

    Our 55 is up

    HERE.

    Leave a comment on ours and we will leave one on yours. Dragon
    Promise.

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  4. FandangoNovember 5, 2009 at 7:44:00 PM EST

    We are dumb dragons.We didn't connect to the picture.
    we are dumb, dum. dumb

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  5. Brian MillerNovember 5, 2009 at 7:55:00 PM EST

    haha. thats one babboon i dont want to meet...love it when people sing crazy lyrics...watch out which guy you kiss! lol.

    mine is up!

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  6. Tall KayNovember 5, 2009 at 8:14:00 PM EST

    My mama always told me to watch out for the rising baboons!

    I had time to play this week! Yea!

    Have a great weekend!

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  7. MonaNovember 5, 2009 at 8:15:00 PM EST

    Galen ((HUGS)) back to you! Thank you for making me smile twice this early morning!~

    I wouldn't want to meet that typhoon er..baboon though...

    My 55ve is up!

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  8. FireblossomNovember 5, 2009 at 8:25:00 PM EST

    Oh quit monkeying around, G Man! ;-)

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  9. ♥ Boomer ♥November 5, 2009 at 8:27:00 PM EST

    MINE'S UP!!!!

    Hey, and a great 55 you provided! I always thought it was "bathroom" -- not baboon....

    ♥

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  10. SerenaNovember 5, 2009 at 8:40:00 PM EST

    LOL! I've seen a few baboons on the rise, but they didn't make me laugh like yours did. Always pay attention to fortune tellers!;)

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  11. Susan at Stony RiverNovember 5, 2009 at 8:41:00 PM EST

    Hey Galen, it's not Friday YET!! Pfft... but I'll say no more because I think this story's the best ever!
    ROFL!!
    I'll even forgive you for having that darn song stuck in my head now.
    :-P
    Mine's up right here, also about the perils of traveling. Hmmm...

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  12. Enchanted OakNovember 5, 2009 at 8:49:00 PM EST

    (Laughing)
    I posted mine tonight too so early morning East Coasters can see it, should they so desire.
    Chris A

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  13. Lulda CasadagaNovember 5, 2009 at 9:27:00 PM EST

    This is too damn funny! I am always amazed at how years later I realize I was singing the wrong words to a song!! I'm up...have a great weekend, you Big Baboon you...;)
    and that's Baboon Run to you smarty pants...LOL

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  14. AnonymousNovember 5, 2009 at 9:32:00 PM EST

    ROFLMAO!

    I'm not sure why this strikes me as so funny, but it sure does.

    Mine is here.

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  15. Maude LynnNovember 5, 2009 at 9:42:00 PM EST

    This made me laugh out loud!

    Mine will be up in the morning.

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  16. One Prayer GirlNovember 5, 2009 at 10:11:00 PM EST

    Just love this 55s play on words.

    My 55 is up!

    PG

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  17. inappropriatesueNovember 5, 2009 at 11:00:00 PM EST

    My first is up!

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  18. clean and crazyNovember 5, 2009 at 11:39:00 PM EST

    awesome!! where you come up with these is just beyond me, i guess that is why your the g-man!! ok mine is up too!!

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  19. JannaNovember 5, 2009 at 11:40:00 PM EST

    At least the baboon seems to be enjoying himself. :)

    Nice Friday 55!
    Mine is all ready!
    You can read it here.

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  20. Monkey ManNovember 6, 2009 at 12:08:00 AM EST

    ....and you even had to spell it out for us in case we didn't get it? Pulease. Give us a little credit. My 55 is up and HERE.

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  21. myrtle beached whaleNovember 6, 2009 at 12:25:00 AM EST

    Your post has a lot of Credence.

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  22. GregNovember 6, 2009 at 1:08:00 AM EST

    I almost forgot about Friday. Yay!!!

    Here is mine

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  23. The neverending battle of child's opiate addictionNovember 6, 2009 at 2:42:00 AM EST

    I really enjoyed this one! Clever and silly all at once, plus I LOVE rising baboons.

    Mine is up. Have a fantastic weekend.

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  24. AnonymousNovember 6, 2009 at 2:47:00 AM EST

    OMG that is just too funny. I love it. Mine is up HERE. Have a great Friday.

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  25. Dulçe ♥November 6, 2009 at 3:01:00 AM EST

    heee heeee
    When one finds a babbon something serious might be about to happen... but never with you dear G- MAN,
    Mine is up if you'd like to read it...

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  26. anthonynorthNovember 6, 2009 at 3:20:00 AM EST

    There's a great deal of creedence in that story, and clearwater in your thinking ;-)

    You'll find mine here.

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  27. AnonymousNovember 6, 2009 at 5:12:00 AM EST

    I'm with the dragons ~ maybe it's too early for me to grasp. The picture is quite the fright!

    Have a great weekend Galen.

    Karis

    I'm up!

    Flash 55 ~ Awakening

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  28. AnonymousNovember 6, 2009 at 5:47:00 AM EST

    Yep ~ I've had my cup of coffee now...and singing will no doubt persist for the balance of the day. Had to go back to the 55 because I just KNOW the G-Man loves to play with words. Smart Galen. Dumb Chef.

    Karis, a little slow to start today :-)

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  29. Hootin AnniNovember 6, 2009 at 5:56:00 AM EST

    Oh my gosh....and, what a graphic to go with your 55!!! Whoa.

    Mine is all about Pepper Spray today. LOL CLICK HERE

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  30. ShadowNovember 6, 2009 at 6:04:00 AM EST

    now those are lyrics he'll wish he'd never misheard..... have a great weekend galen!

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  31. FelicitasNovember 6, 2009 at 6:06:00 AM EST

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  32. FelicitasNovember 6, 2009 at 6:07:00 AM EST

    Good morning G-Man. I love how you always manage to make me laugh. This one's hilarious!

    My 55 is up.

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  33. NessaNovember 6, 2009 at 6:16:00 AM EST

    I knew that's what those lyrics said, I just knew it.

    Flash 55 - Holiday Preparations

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  34. Dr.JohnNovember 6, 2009 at 6:16:00 AM EST

    I will quit singing while I drive.
    That is one horrible beast.

    I have finished my 55.
    You’ll find it

    HERE.

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  35. CJNovember 6, 2009 at 6:37:00 AM EST

    You find such great photos to create your 55s. I admit I thought it was a giant beaver, but baboon will do.

    I've been on hiatus for a while. i had procrastinated too long on other things in my life, so I won't be visiting as often, but I'm back this week.

    Find my Flash 55 HERE.

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  36. UnknownNovember 6, 2009 at 6:42:00 AM EST

    For what it's worth, here's mine.

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  37. the walking manNovember 6, 2009 at 7:06:00 AM EST

    I wonder what we taste like to a baboon? Chicken I suppose.

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  38. Nikki (Sarah)November 6, 2009 at 7:16:00 AM EST

    mine's up and this is too cool. thanks g-man. you're the best for having this. Sarah

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  39. limeNovember 6, 2009 at 7:39:00 AM EST

    ROFLMAO! that's fantastic! i love it. who else could come up with a play on 55 words to go so spectacularly with that picture?

    thanks for the chuckle. you rock.

    i'm up

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  40. BubbieNovember 6, 2009 at 7:43:00 AM EST

    Where in the HECK did you come up with that?!?! You found the photo and started singing?? Or you heard the song and found the photo!!?? Very funnnny. Like it a lot. I need to become a 'follower' of yours.

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  41. BubbieNovember 6, 2009 at 7:44:00 AM EST

    Oops, my 55 is up. dingdingding.

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  42. LynnNovember 6, 2009 at 8:28:00 AM EST

    I hope I don't dream about that photo. Good 55! (Non-participatory in the 55 today, but come by anyway, G-man!)

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  43. hopeNovember 6, 2009 at 9:00:00 AM EST

    So the first thing I see when I get to work is this masterpiece. :)

    Think I'll be grinning all day. Mine's up...have a wonderful weekend! I'll be reading the rest of you this weekend.

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  44. HieikoNovember 6, 2009 at 9:23:00 AM EST

    Can I play, too? :)

    http://hieispike.livejournal.com/163672.html

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  45. Ed & JeanneNovember 6, 2009 at 9:50:00 AM EST

    I'm back...I did one this week.

    Here

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  46. LouNovember 6, 2009 at 10:57:00 AM EST

    You're humor makes me go ape-sh**!

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  47. The Rogue Kitchen WitchNovember 6, 2009 at 11:39:00 AM EST

    Where does an 8000# baboon sit? Anywhere he wants ...

    MWAH!
    Erin

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  48. AkelamaluNovember 6, 2009 at 12:32:00 PM EST

    Oh that's a good one G-man! I love that website 'Kiss this guy' :)

    Mine's up too. x

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  49. AnonymousNovember 6, 2009 at 12:39:00 PM EST

    Who was the lucky guy? LOL ;-)

    Mine is up.

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  50. JessieNovember 6, 2009 at 1:27:00 PM EST

    that was too funny!!!
    oh ... mine is up as well.

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  51. AkannieNovember 6, 2009 at 3:28:00 PM EST

    Har-Har-Har....

    Ok, GMan...I know I've been MIA, but today I'm back with a FF55.

    I'm too much a technotard to be able to link it, but let me try...

    http://www.akannie.wordpress.com/

    Aw, hell. LOL

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  52. Reverend Michael KilgoreNovember 6, 2009 at 3:53:00 PM EST

    Man, I used to think that WAS the lyric! Great 55 g-mines up...

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  53. LarryNovember 6, 2009 at 5:38:00 PM EST

    hhhmm that picture is somethin to behold there Gman. Sorry I'm so late today was in the hospital for a week now so here s my entry better late than never eh?

    True Loves

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  54. secret agent womanNovember 6, 2009 at 7:15:00 PM EST

    I have to admit, I spent a couple of moments wondering what guy you were excusing yourself to kiss.

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  55. forever lostNovember 6, 2009 at 9:08:00 PM EST

    whhooohoo I am comment number 55! do I win a cookie!?
    Love your silly 55, where did you find such a good pic?

    here is mine!http://jennasboots.blogspot.com/2009/11/friday-55-to-come.html

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  56. forever lostNovember 7, 2009 at 12:23:00 AM EST

    my weekend just doesnt begin till I hear a big ol' "have a kick ass weekend" from G-Man! you too wild man

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  57. buffalodickNovember 8, 2009 at 11:30:00 AM EST

    Purdue? Is there no end to our shame? I'm losing my ass this year..Most of my wardrobe is Maize and Blue...

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  58. G-ManNovember 8, 2009 at 11:44:00 AM EST

    Buff....No End!

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  59. LynnJanuary 22, 2010 at 2:17:00 PM EST

    I like your site and your post, Mr. Knowitall.

    B. Lynn Goodwin
    www.writeradvice.com
    Author of You Want Me to Do WHAT? Journaling for Caregivers

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