Thursday, October 22, 2009

Friday Flash 55.......



The dyslexic nurse was quietly sobbing in the lounge...
'Whats wrong honey'
"Waaaaaaaahhhhhhh...I think i'm in b-b-big trouble...Read this chart".
'ROOM 212...Two pills every eight hours'.
"I g-g-gave him eight pills every two hours!"
'ROOM 214...One pill every six hours'.
"I g-g-gave him six pills every hour."
'ROOM 216....PRICK HIS BOIL?????"



If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55...
Please come tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick-Ass Week-End!!!
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58 comments:

  1. FandangoOctober 22, 2009 at 8:27:00 PM EDT

    That was a real groaner and horrible to picture besides.
    Our 55 is up

    HERE.

    Leave a comment on ours and we will leave one on yours. Dragon
    Promise.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 22, 2009 at 8:30:00 PM EDT

    Are you kidding me? That was GREAT! What a wonderful way to end my evening. Even better would have been to beat the dragons for once! Missed it by less than 5 minutes.

    Check out my 55 for this week.

    Have a great day,

    Chef Kar

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  3. smarmoofusOctober 22, 2009 at 8:31:00 PM EDT

    hahahahha Terrible! That poor man!

    I'm up!
    -smarmoofus

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  4. big JennOctober 22, 2009 at 9:01:00 PM EDT

    That was a good one. Here's my 55 on my new blog. jeNN http://stillorinshelp.blogspot.com/

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  5. LynnOctober 22, 2009 at 9:04:00 PM EDT

    Oh that summoned up a picture, didn't it? :)

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  6. AnonymousOctober 22, 2009 at 9:23:00 PM EDT

    ROFLMAO! Oh, the poor man.

    My 55 is up too.

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  7. ♥ Boomer ♥October 22, 2009 at 9:24:00 PM EDT

    Mine's right here ...

    http://boomerbabybliss-bfs.blogspot.com/2009/10/flash-55-fiction_22.html

    ...and THE POOR MAN!!! I sense a serious lawsuit coming!!

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  8. SerenaOctober 22, 2009 at 9:46:00 PM EDT

    Yikes! I sure wouldn't want to be a patient in that hospital. Makes for a great little story, though.:)

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  9. Wait. What?October 22, 2009 at 9:49:00 PM EDT

    LOL!!!Poor guy!!!

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  10. Maude LynnOctober 22, 2009 at 9:51:00 PM EDT

    Fandango's right. That was horrible to picture!

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  11. FireblossomOctober 22, 2009 at 9:55:00 PM EDT

    Talk about a weenie roast

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  12. GregOctober 22, 2009 at 10:00:00 PM EDT

    Hey all. I'm finally back! Yay!

    Mine is up

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  13. myrtle beached whaleOctober 22, 2009 at 10:02:00 PM EDT

    Hilarious. One of your best ever.

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  14. limeOctober 22, 2009 at 10:24:00 PM EDT

    LOL!!! you crack me up week after week. this week you made me wince too!

    mine will be up in the morning.

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  15. One Prayer GirlOctober 22, 2009 at 10:59:00 PM EDT

    Reading your blog was the last thing I'm doing this night. Funny in a painful sort of way. :)

    You'll understand why I am done with this day when you read my 55. It's up!

    PG

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  16. Tall KayOctober 22, 2009 at 11:07:00 PM EDT

    I'm thinking I wish I was in room 212 or 214! Very funny...groaner indeed!

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  17. steveroniOctober 23, 2009 at 12:00:00 AM EDT

    Does that mean "He had the 'hots' for her?"

    Mine is up.
    It's actually fun. Who would have guessed?

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  18. KathleenOctober 23, 2009 at 12:27:00 AM EDT

    Un-freaking-believable.

    How do you come up with this stuff?

    I'm still giggling at FireBlossom's comment!

    Well, to put a damper on "things" ...
    here's mine:

    http://inlindenhills.blogspot.com/2009/10/homecoming.html

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  19. AnonymousOctober 23, 2009 at 12:42:00 AM EDT

    Gah. Forgot my link. My 55 is here.

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  20. anthonynorthOctober 23, 2009 at 3:43:00 AM EDT

    Ouch!! Great horror writing :-)

    You'll find mine here.

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  21. AnonymousOctober 23, 2009 at 4:06:00 AM EDT

    OMG I"m so watching out for her. OUCH OUCH OUCH. Great 55. Mine is up HERE. Have a great weekend. I'm still cracking up of this one LOL

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  22. ShadowOctober 23, 2009 at 4:36:00 AM EDT

    you're off the charts today g-man! excellent!!!!!

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  23. Dulçe ♥October 23, 2009 at 4:55:00 AM EDT

    terrific and terrible as usual GMan
    Mine's is UP now
    Nice weekend to you all!

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  24. LarryOctober 23, 2009 at 5:14:00 AM EDT

    Dam where does time go. The end of the week is already here nice pics GMan

    My 55 is down below.
    here

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  25. Dr.JohnOctober 23, 2009 at 5:43:00 AM EDT

    Well now we know why there was all that screaming in room 216.

    Mine is ready
    HERE.
    .
    But it’s a groaner.

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  26. FelicitasOctober 23, 2009 at 5:51:00 AM EDT

    What an imagination you have, Mr. Knowitall (I hope)!
    My 55 is posted.

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  27. Susan at Stony RiverOctober 23, 2009 at 6:31:00 AM EDT

    Oh no!! Do I feel sorrier for the nurse, or for the patients? Ok, probably sorriest for the fellow in 216... LOL

    Mine is here.

    Happy Friday, and have a good weekend!!

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  28. NessaOctober 23, 2009 at 6:43:00 AM EDT

    OMG! That is so hysterical.

    Flash 55 - Home of Our Own

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  29. jabblogOctober 23, 2009 at 6:45:00 AM EDT

    Ha ha ha - very good! Steer clear of medics and hospitals at all times!

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  30. the walking manOctober 23, 2009 at 7:14:00 AM EDT

    Oh hell yes (if they were good drugs)...until the last line I could do without that treatment!

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  31. James GoodmanOctober 23, 2009 at 7:38:00 AM EDT

    lol, nicely done, Galen. I finally participated again...

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  32. G-ManOctober 23, 2009 at 7:39:00 AM EDT

    Hi Everybody....
    An excellent batch of 55's so far!
    I'll be a bit slow to responding today, I have a crazy busy day ahead of me.
    But all will be visited TODAY!
    Please visit as many contributors as you can...Thanks...G

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  33. Jayme MalvagioOctober 23, 2009 at 7:52:00 AM EDT

    Oh, that poor patient. This is a mighty fine 55, G-Man. I've posted one this week.

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  34. forever lostOctober 23, 2009 at 8:10:00 AM EDT

    HAHAA,
    Finally go mine done Find my Flash 55 for this week HERE.

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  35. Eaton Bennett aka Berenice AlbrechtOctober 23, 2009 at 8:13:00 AM EDT

    LOL Galen, that's clever...a touch shocking at then end though. :)

    I have a 55 for you this week...and I'm looking forward to a good dose of 55's, I've missed everyone.

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  36. Brian MillerOctober 23, 2009 at 8:13:00 AM EDT

    ouch! this 55 may give me nightmares...lol.

    mine is up!

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  37. Hootin AnniOctober 23, 2009 at 8:19:00 AM EDT

    Can I say it? Oh sh!t!!!!

    Love this...love it a lot. Kinda like Ms. Bobbit...oh, well, not really, but kinda. roflmao

    Mine is posted...again scroll down as always---

    Click HERE

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  38. BubbieOctober 23, 2009 at 8:37:00 AM EDT

    Of course, at first I didn't get it. . .some people tell terrible jokes, others need time to figure them out. .you tell a funny joke, Galen.

    I'm posting my 55, thanks for giving us the opportunity. Always interesting to see the comments. Mine was done quickly - unedited to keep it real and raw. Can be interpeted however. I may try a joke next week!!!

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  39. hopeOctober 23, 2009 at 8:50:00 AM EDT

    Nothing like starting Friday off with a laugh...you're so funny. Unless of course you had a nurse like that in your past. :0

    Mine is up. Have a good weekend!

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  40. Lulda CasadagaOctober 23, 2009 at 9:07:00 AM EDT

    Have you watched "Nurse Jackie" yet? Way to wake us up for a Friday g... Mine is up! Have a non-dyslexic weekend... ;/

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  41. Ed & JeanneOctober 23, 2009 at 9:33:00 AM EDT

    Ha! I like it.

    I have my very first 55 up. I had to into it though. But here it is:

    Here

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  42. JessieOctober 23, 2009 at 9:49:00 AM EDT

    that was just WAY too funny!!!!
    loved it!!!
    thanks for the smile :-)

    btw, mine is up...
    i'll be checking out everyone else's during the day ...

    enjoy your weekend!

    smiles,

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  43. Cha ChaOctober 23, 2009 at 10:00:00 AM EDT

    Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!HA!!!!!

    Loved it, G-daddy.

    I'm on two in a row now....

    It's like a return to paradise.

    Much love.

    xo! ^_^

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  44. Ofira SephirothOctober 23, 2009 at 10:18:00 AM EDT

    lol...won't be going to that hospital anytime soon.

    Eraser

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  45. clean and crazyOctober 23, 2009 at 10:26:00 AM EDT

    that was awful!! did this happen to you!! mine is finally up hope you like coffee!!

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  46. buffalodickOctober 23, 2009 at 10:37:00 AM EDT

    You met the last head nurse I had when I was in the hospital! Good joke!

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  47. The neverending battle of child's opiate addictionOctober 23, 2009 at 11:21:00 AM EDT

    Love it in a sick sort of way:) Mine is up.

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  48. DonnettaOctober 23, 2009 at 11:48:00 AM EDT

    Sorry Galen. Couldn't get my usual scary 55er up. I put up an excerpt from a story I started writing--but it IS 55 words. Best I could do on the $%#@ library computer. Better next week. D

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  49. AkelamaluOctober 23, 2009 at 12:22:00 PM EDT

    LOL make sure you're not taken into that hospital anytime G-man!

    An oldie but a goodie!

    Mine's up too.

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  50. Tall KayOctober 23, 2009 at 12:39:00 PM EDT

    I wasn't going to play this week, but changed my mind...imagine that?

    Ignorance is Bliss

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  51. Tall KayOctober 23, 2009 at 1:32:00 PM EDT

    Oops...bad link...still learning!


    Try this one

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  52. Catherine @ Sharp WordsOctober 23, 2009 at 2:41:00 PM EDT

    Great 55!

    Mine is here along with waffle about its inspiration.

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  53. MonaOctober 23, 2009 at 3:33:00 PM EDT

    Now I am wondering, how she managed to keep his prick in the pot till it came to boiling!

    Galen I have posted my 55ve too!

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  54. LA NickersOctober 23, 2009 at 7:24:00 PM EDT

    CRAZY CAPTION – SKIN DEEP AND SKIN TIGHT

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  55. secret agent womanOctober 23, 2009 at 8:26:00 PM EDT

    Eww. That doesn't bear thinking about.

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  56. Connie T.October 24, 2009 at 12:05:00 AM EDT

    Now the boil is getting bigger, but feeling no pain.

    I did one.

    http://connieemeraldeyez.blogspot.com/2009/10/friday-flash-55-10-23-09.html

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  57. LouOctober 24, 2009 at 10:36:00 AM EDT

    Eek, eek and hee,hee!

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  58. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 10:27:00 PM EDT

    LMAO!!!

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