"And lets see what else you've done Mr. Haynes...
You bought your son fireworks"?
'Yes'.
"You've given him beer"?
'Yes'
"You bought his first tattoo...And a scary one at that"?
'Yes'
"And just why again do you think you deserve Heaven"?
'Well Sir, I've always taken my son fishing'.
"OHHH!!...In that case, ENTER!!!
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Remember last week when I begged your help because I didn't know if I was gonna have Internet Access at the wedding week-end? Well tomorrow me, Reese, my friend Alex, and my dear friend Shep, are going to Au Gres Michigan to Wall-Eye fish for the Week-End. I'm almost absolutely sure that I'll be incommunicado till Sunday. Here is what I'm suggesting...If you come tell me that you've posted a Friday Flash 55, please at least visit the person that commented the one before you.
OK?....Do that for me?....Much obliged.!!
If you or anyone you know has posted a Friday Flash 55...
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, Then... BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have A Great Week-End!!
(My Grandpa used to say.."Every day fishing, is an extra day in Heaven")
Peace...!!
FISH-ON!!!!
One of those male-bonding weekends, huh? Have fun. And please, try to stay IN the boat this time.
ReplyDeleteWall eye...yummy. Hope you catch a mess of 'em.
ReplyDeleteSo, the host is in absentia again. OK, we will try to be adults about it.
Yes...but last week I did visit everyone...So There!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you Shere for dredging up that embarrassing episode from a few weeks back...:P
Fishing and almost drowned him wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteNicely done G.
Have a good one, G-Man!
ReplyDeleteWell ain't you just the jet-setter there G? Rock on buddy. Catch a few for me.
ReplyDeleteI settled things down a little this week... needed a break in the action before somebody (else) got seriously hurt.
55 Flash Fiction Friday #51: Chapter 43 - Khoj
Mine's posted.
ReplyDelete(I just LOVE how many people are jumping on this little story telling bandwagon, lol.)
Enjoy!
ReplyDelete(This is a little silly, I know, but when I see a tattoo, I immediately flash forward in my mind imagining the person still sporting it at 80.)
Mine's HERE
ReplyDeleteLove your 55!
On my way to visit other FF55'ers, have fun!!!
have a great weekend, mine is up too. we all knew god was a fisherman, or he wouldn't have invented fishing poles!!
ReplyDeleteOK thats pretty funny! I hope you have a fun weekend!
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Here's a bit of silliness to celebrate my 33rd wedding anniversary and the additional fact that it's the 2nd time around!
ReplyDeleteHey, you're not going to Argentina, are you?
Just in case I haven't perfected creating a link yet, my URL is http://mimirock-castleyonder.blogspot.com
Excellent 55 Mr.G. Have fun fishin and we'll keep the lights on. I'm gonna wait to post mine on Friday, in my time zone!
ReplyDeleteYea..To have that pristine pure arm tainted! How could you do that Galen!
ReplyDeleteI am devastated!
can u be my dad and buy me my first tattoo? please? (ok, so it would be my third, but we could pretend, right? lol) i'll try to come up w a ff later in the am. i know i've been mia for awhile :-/
ReplyDeleteWell, as long as you go fishing, that's fine. After all, they do use the sign of the fish :-)
ReplyDeleteYou'll find mine in this post.
Have fun this weekend, G-Man! I'm taking off either Friday afternoon or Saturday morning for Florida, but I have a 55 before I go. Yay!
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I forgot it was Friday! Ok I have one up.
ReplyDeleteHave a great time fishing! ;-)
you're a hoot. the bean and i are going fishing. THIS WEEKEND!
ReplyDeleteAwww shit...now I have to learn to fish in order to go to heaven...*sigh* screwed again.
ReplyDeleteWell if you can't get in by grace I guess fishing is the next best thing.
ReplyDeleteCute 55
Mine is published.
If you would like to write a longer story consider Portrait of Words
ReplyDeletehttp://portraitofwords.blogspot.com/
It too is fun.
Oh, what a fantastic one! I think this is my favourite--love the cartoon to kick it off too. Got mine up finally, right here. No zombies appearing quite yet unfortunately....
ReplyDeleteWE teach our little dragons to fish can we come with you to heaven?
ReplyDeleteGood 55 today
Ours is published
Hello....good luck fishing!!!! I used to go fishing all the time with my dad. It was a serious hobby for him. Fishing by boat, or on the shore...or fly fishing on a stream. You name it.
ReplyDeleteOh, I always visit the ones that say they've posted a 55...all of 'em if I can. I love this whole concept, and the talented writers.
Mine's posted.
Ohhhhh Gman... I do FEAR what will be brought before ME at the Pearly Gates! LOVED your 55! Enjoy that fishing trip! Walleye! Sounds GREAT!
ReplyDeleteMine's UP!
My son's girlfriends Birthday is Sunday.. We may have wall-eye for dinner...
ReplyDeleteMine is up.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I have something for you, G-Man!
I grew up in Michigan. I posted a flash this week on Dream Weaving. How about if I visit everyone?
ReplyDeleteI'm off for a short break by myself this weekend too! Enjoy your angling! :) I did one this week!
ReplyDeleteHi, Galen! Good one. Really got a kick out of this one.
ReplyDeleteMy time is limited on the computer right now because of using the library computer on just a few minutes. I'll catch up with the bloggers when I get back to OK. Have missed doing that while here in FL.
Mine is up! D
Have a wonderful weekend Galen. Catch a lot of fish otherwise you might go hungry. :)
ReplyDeletemy 55
I'll be around visiting 55's during the weekend.
here's mine.. thanks for providing the venue,, and have a kick a** week end!!!
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have lots and lots of fun enjoying a little bit of heaven. my 55 is quite a bit longer than 55 words. apologies but anyone who takes the time to read it i hope will understand.
ReplyDeleteHave fun!!!
ReplyDeleteMine is up...and I'll get to reading al those I can asap...a little house work must be done first!!
Hugs
Lani
Have a grand time on the water! I'll visit as many 55s as I can between job interviews - promise!
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Enoy the fishing!
ReplyDeleteMine's up!
uhm I posted it! Better late than never right?!
ReplyDeletehave a great weekend!
Someone crashed my gmail this morning, and said I should do a friday 55. Well, he was so smoov that i couldn't say no. ;-)
ReplyDeleteP.S. Have fun fishing!
ReplyDeleteOK Kiddies....I'm outta here!!!
ReplyDeleteAnything posted after NOW..
Will have to be answered either by some charitable blogger bud, or by me on Sunday...
You all done good... :-)
G-Man
i'm up...sorry it was late, but i got up late. guess you'll read it whenever you get to it. hopefully i can get thru everyone's this wknd :)
ReplyDeleteG-Man, have fun fishing and don't worry about commenting until you get back...if you feel like it.
ReplyDeleteMine's up.
In the spirit of good sportsmanship, I will now go visit ciara. :)
thanks for your extremely kind words Sir!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a great trip!
Lani
Woot woo, I loved that! Well, I heart fishing too, so bets are I will be able to Enter the pearly gates...but I want a warm room ok LOL
ReplyDeleteYou will definitely get to heaven G-man, I'll give you a reference! LOL
ReplyDeleteOK I promise to visit everyone who has posted a 55 this week. I have to say though, I used to do it but not everyone reciprocated, so I stopped bothering. Anyway I'll give it another try just to please you m'dear. x
Hey G,
ReplyDeleteSorry I am late at putting up my 55 but its there yahoo me. Well well well sir I think your a pretty cool dad. Sounds like you have a great weekend planned and that tatt was great. Hmmm I took my oldest to get her hair streaked blue yesterday does that make me the cool mom of the year? LOL. Have a great weekend.
It's certainly better than 'Loafing'. Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeletePS, catch the new Lou Ryan videos of DOOM and hilarity!
Lots of followers posted 55's this week. There's some really good ones.
ReplyDeleteI like that. A lot.
ReplyDeleteHere's mine: Therapy