Thursday, January 8, 2009

Friday Flash 55.....

Confucious was very wise for his time.
But I think a few updates are in order...
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"Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot".

"Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone".

"Man who scratch ass, should NOT bite fingernails".

"Baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls cannot walk".

"Crowded elevator, smell different to midget".
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55, please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, then BOOK!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast, please have a Great Week-End!!
Peace...!!!
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27 comments:

  1. barmanJanuary 8, 2009 at 9:11:00 PM EST

    They are all great but ... you got to love that last one. Great 55 oh wise one.

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  2. barmanJanuary 8, 2009 at 9:12:00 PM EST

    So is Yahtzee appropriate on a 55 post? Wow I have not done one of those in ages.

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  3. SerenaJanuary 8, 2009 at 9:40:00 PM EST

    I'm in a terrible mood but I gotta say, that made me laugh. Thank you, oh, wise one.:-)

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  4. MojoJanuary 8, 2009 at 10:21:00 PM EST

    Wasn't there also one about keeping your hand in your pocket...?

    Good ones!

    After a brief hiatus, my Indian wonderchica is back in action this week. Or back to being acted upon anyway. But the flashback has a few more weeks to run before we get back to present-day 1947.
    55 Flash Fiction Friday #27: Chapter 19 - Dard

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2009 at 11:13:00 PM EST

    hehehe thank you wise g-man. I'm back and so is my depressing series. I linked to all the related posts so that all can spin up to speed. It'll go live at midnight pacific time.

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  6. EvalinnJanuary 9, 2009 at 1:05:00 AM EST

    Happy Friday, G-man! :-) I´m playing 55 this week too!

    Have a great weekend!

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  7. smarmoofusJanuary 9, 2009 at 1:43:00 AM EST

    hehhee I don't know which one I like best. They're all funny. Thanks for the giggle, g-man. *mwah!* I've missed you! I'm glad I'm back.

    -smarmoofus

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  8. ShadowJanuary 9, 2009 at 4:14:00 AM EST

    luuuuv the updates.

    mine's up too

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  9. MonaJanuary 9, 2009 at 6:48:00 AM EST

    OK...I wrote a 55ve too...wise guy...

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  10. James GoodmanJanuary 9, 2009 at 6:52:00 AM EST

    lol, too funny, Galen. Mine is up. :D

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  11. buffalodickJanuary 9, 2009 at 7:41:00 AM EST

    Man who put hands in pockets feel cocky...

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  12. limeJanuary 9, 2009 at 10:02:00 AM EST

    well i am late but i am up, and oddly enough...with something chinese.

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  13. CozyMamaJanuary 9, 2009 at 10:21:00 AM EST

    good ones

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  14. Lulda CasadagaJanuary 9, 2009 at 11:58:00 AM EST

    I think you are gettin funnier as the new year progresses...:D
    Great 55...I'm up!

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  15. AkelamaluJanuary 9, 2009 at 12:42:00 PM EST

    LOL Oh my G-man those were funny!

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  16. ChelleJanuary 9, 2009 at 1:18:00 PM EST

    too funny...
    my 55 is up and ready for your approval..lol

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  17. DonnettaJanuary 9, 2009 at 7:01:00 PM EST

    OH you are SO bad!! I'm laughing!

    Mine is up at last! D

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  18. DevoteeJanuary 9, 2009 at 10:34:00 PM EST

    Words to live by, every one of them!

    My 55 is up too!

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2009 at 10:39:00 PM EST

    That was great, too funny G-man. I have one up, late but it's there.

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  20. Spoony QuineJanuary 10, 2009 at 11:35:00 PM EST

    I wish Lou Ryan knew this one: When mixing drywall mud, best to use garden hose!

    Errr, yeah.

    BTW, am about to send you postcard. Just have to write something on it.

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  21. Spoony QuineJanuary 10, 2009 at 11:36:00 PM EST

    I didn't say that!!!

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  22. GABJanuary 11, 2009 at 2:41:00 AM EST

    lol those are cute.

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  23. PamJanuary 11, 2009 at 3:27:00 AM EST

    confuscious is very wise lol like those..great 55, g :)

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  24. RedheelsJanuary 11, 2009 at 12:09:00 PM EST

    Thanks for the laugh. They were great!

    I have a 55 this week.

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  25. G-ManJanuary 11, 2009 at 4:08:00 PM EST

    Thanks everyone for visiting and commenting.
    Some of you actually played..:P

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  26. laughingwolfJanuary 11, 2009 at 8:48:00 PM EST

    woman with red hair, have red hair, by cracky! :O lol

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  27. JihadGeneJanuary 12, 2009 at 10:53:00 AM EST

    Great wizzdome!

    Tank you berry much,
    Great Reader, KIM Jong IL

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