Monday, March 31, 2008

Mr. Goodwrench Indeed.......


OK...Please allow me to give everyone out there some words of advice...
Please do not have a can of liquid wrench on your bathroom shelf, next to a can of Right Guard, If you are in a hurry in the morning and you do NOT have your glasses on after a very steamy shower...
...Unless of course you want to smell like some kind of mechanic, or apartment complex handiman...All Day Long!!!!
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"What a Maroon"!!
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Peace!!!

19 comments:

  1. what an ultra maroon!!!!!

    dammit strumpet how'd you beat me already!

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  2. And, 'Super Lubricant.'

    In the bathroom?

    After a 'steamy shower?'

    Very nice, Galen.

    GREAT post...

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  3. but hey at least you had well lubed pits!

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  4. and your metal parts were fresh and dry all day

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  5. I'm sorry, Ms. Lime.

    Galen,

    I didn't even know they made spray deodorant any longer.

    You should switch to the solid kind.

    Or maybe get that Axe body spray stuff that makes amazing things happen in elevators at the office.

    And at the laundromat.

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  6. Strumpielime...ha!
    you guys are funny!

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  7. hey Galen....!
    Rabbit Rabbit, baby.
    and i mean that.
    (Terry can explain.)

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  8. Sounds like an "Ouch!" moment.:)
    ~MPID

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  9. You remind me of my hand cream on the toothbrush incident...

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  10. Please, go to your bathroom RIGHT NOW, and REMOVE anything that looks anything at all like EYE DROPS. Trust me on this one.

    You didn't do that, did you? I have had fears of doing the same thing with medicines before. I usually do not turn on the light at night (I have a green glowie thing in there that lights things up somewhat and uses less than a dollar a year I think) and I could easily do the old switcharo.

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  11. Highly lubed pits...ahahaha!!! You make me laugh. Is this an April Fools joke?

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  12. lol, that's so not right. So, why do you have the can of liquid wrench on your bathroom shelf? :D

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  13. Once , when My Shampoo & its conditioner bottle which looked the same were placed side by side, I 'shampooed' three times with my conditioner & was wondering how my hair had got so dirty that the shampoo wasn't lathering!

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  14. ummm...what was super lube doing in your bathroom in the first place..did you have a squeaky pipe?LOL!

    Have a beautiful day!

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  15. That adds new meaning to the term "pit stain."

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  16. ahahahahahahahaha!!
    Man, I'm so glad I have finally gotten over here---my sides ache both from the posts and all the comments...geezzz!!

    --snow, catching her breath!!

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