Thursday, August 9, 2007

Friday 55.......

She looked unbelievably HOT for being 60!
She sat down, bought me a drink, and asked....
"Ever had a Sportsmans Double"?
I said...."Whats that"?
She replied....."A mother and daughter three-some silly"...

I slammed my drink and said....Lets go"!!!

....Her place was quiet.
....She unlocked the door and yelled,
"MOM....You up"?
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45 comments:

  1. MonaAugust 9, 2007 at 10:42:00 PM EDT

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GALEN You are incorrigible!

    & I was going to do the daugter mom thing today too!!! This IS so much of a coincidence...guess I will do it some other time now!

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  2. MonaAugust 9, 2007 at 10:43:00 PM EDT

    WARNING TO ALL BLOGGERS..

    There is a virus getting into our templates.Please read Serena's blog.

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  3. MonaAugust 9, 2007 at 10:45:00 PM EDT

    & Galen!... this one is disappearing too!!!

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  4. G-ManAugust 9, 2007 at 11:07:00 PM EDT

    Rebicmel,
    CONGRATULATIONS!!!
    Glad you enjoyed!!

    Mona,
    Go ahead, there is room!
    Thanks...xoxoxox

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  5. SAugust 9, 2007 at 11:16:00 PM EDT

    OMG that is hilarious!
    Very very well done sir, and as you know, I am not up yet because it is still Thursday you hoser.

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  6. G-ManAugust 9, 2007 at 11:20:00 PM EDT

    Susie,
    I happen to know that you had yours wrote on Tues!!
    Come on!
    Although your 55 was unbelievable!!!!
    Thanks xoxoxox

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  7. javajazzAugust 9, 2007 at 11:23:00 PM EDT

    you funny.

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  8. G-ManAugust 9, 2007 at 11:24:00 PM EDT

    Hahaha,
    I just finished commenting on your post!
    xoxoxoxo

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  9. SerenaAugust 9, 2007 at 11:32:00 PM EDT

    LOL! Funny 55. I can't figure out why they disappear on Mona. It's like the Bermuda Triangle of Blogdom.:)

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  10. morgetronAugust 9, 2007 at 11:46:00 PM EDT

    Now that's the scariest story I've heard in a while ... But I like it! (I'm a very scary girl.)

    -J

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  11. The Rogue Kitchen WitchAugust 10, 2007 at 12:12:00 AM EDT

    g~

    explain the friday 55 to me sometime, will ya?

    oxooxoxo
    Angel

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  12. Snow WhiteAugust 10, 2007 at 12:14:00 AM EDT

    G-Man, This may be your best yet! LOLOL I love it! You really DO know it all! xoxo

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  13. morgetronAugust 10, 2007 at 12:15:00 AM EDT

    Hey G --

    I'm going to bed. My 55 is up, but Susie's not takin' early entries tonight. I wanted to tell somebody. So I'm tellin' you.

    G-Nite G-man,
    -J

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  14. morgetronAugust 10, 2007 at 12:20:00 AM EDT

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ............

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  15. javajazzAugust 10, 2007 at 1:02:00 AM EDT

    thats funny, Galen Lee,
    that it was the exact same time!
    woooooo!
    i wrote more over there...
    xo

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  16. MonaAugust 10, 2007 at 1:04:00 AM EDT

    Galen! why You!... WHACK!!

    I never meant That!!!!

    SERENA!!! you hit it spot on! It sure sounds like a Bermuda Triangle jinxing away!! It did that again just now!

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  17. G-ManAugust 10, 2007 at 1:34:00 AM EDT

    Hi Serena,
    Speaking of the Burmuda Triangle, it sounds like you visited there today.
    xoxox

    Jodie,
    Thanks for the Heads Up!!
    You were officially noted!...And a great job!

    JavaJazz,
    Thanks for being such a great friend...Galen loves you very much!!

    Hi Angel,
    I wrote about it on your post!
    Thanks for stopping by..'
    I love your visits!!
    xoxoxox

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  18. dickieboAugust 10, 2007 at 2:29:00 AM EDT

    I guess G-Man is just like water - will tend to find his own level! Can just hear you now, "Hi there, Momma".

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  19. EvalinnAugust 10, 2007 at 6:28:00 AM EDT

    Can´t read the post right now (maybe my computer is just slow), but in the meantime u can come pick an award up at my place!

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  20. G-ManAugust 10, 2007 at 7:23:00 AM EDT

    Dickiebo,
    Thanks Son, I appreciate your daily visits, you are always quite gracious!

    Evalinn,
    You are soo beautiful, Inside and Out, Thanks sweetie..xoxoxox

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  21. barmanAugust 10, 2007 at 8:49:00 AM EDT

    I had a funny feeling that is where this was heading. Thank you so much for the fun times and a nice smile for the day.

    I have something up finally. Have a wonderful day start to a great weekend G.

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  22. MonaAugust 10, 2007 at 10:22:00 AM EDT

    Galen...I played too. You can check it out now!

    Hey!!! It is still disappearing!

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  23. AnonymousAugust 10, 2007 at 11:44:00 AM EDT

    I am UP Mr. Knowitall!

    My first one, so please be nice to me!

    ~smiles~

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  24. AnonymousAugust 10, 2007 at 12:27:00 PM EDT

    Sorry, in all my excitement I plum forgot to comment on your 55!
    After reading mine, you'll see why I love yours! You've just gotta love them double entendres!

    ~smiles~

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  25. javajazzAugust 10, 2007 at 12:37:00 PM EDT

    i'm glad you enjoyed my depression 55,
    created at your request...
    yours still makes me giggle,
    funny man...

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  26. Irish Mamar®August 10, 2007 at 12:46:00 PM EDT

    Brilliant, as ever, G-man! F-ed up, but brilliant. I played.

    ~~Irish

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  27. CharlesAugust 10, 2007 at 2:28:00 PM EDT

    Hmmm. Doesn't say you turned around...

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  28. BreazyAugust 10, 2007 at 3:23:00 PM EDT

    LOL! Reminds me of a joke about an innocent girl who marries a man that was injured in the military. When it is time to consummate the marriage the daughter keeps running down the stairs saying "Mom , he is taking his socks off, what do I do", of course the mom tells her to just go on up and it will be okay. A few minutes later the daughter comes running down the stairs and says "Mom, he has a foot and a half, what do I do" and the mom says "Move over honey, this is something mommy needs to take care of"! LOL!

    How are you G? I am good here, just trying to get things in order before I start my new job at the hospital in a week. I apologize for not visiting more but I have been really busy and taking care of my husband because he was terribly sick for a couple of weeks with a kidney stone and the worst stomach virus I have ever witnessed. School just started back here too so that has kept me busy as well.

    You have a good weekend!

    xoxo

    oh yeah, I love your HNT pic from yesterday! Love ya!

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  29. limeAugust 10, 2007 at 4:07:00 PM EDT

    ROFLMAO!!! expectations dashed were they? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  30. FlashAugust 10, 2007 at 5:09:00 PM EDT

    HAhAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!

    that was soooooo sweet!

    by far the best of them all this week!

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  31. barmanAugust 10, 2007 at 5:32:00 PM EDT

    Hey G-Man, there are two virgins lurking over at Susies ... I see Ambre stopped by here too. But there is another if you have the time (like that happens when it is good riding weather out).

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  32. SignGurlAugust 10, 2007 at 5:40:00 PM EDT

    Ok, that is undoubtedly the best one you have ever written!!!

    Ahem, my mom's not even 60 yet...

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  33. G-ManAugust 10, 2007 at 7:52:00 PM EDT

    Barman,
    Thanks for the heads up, I've been checking them out...

    Mona...?
    You did a 55?
    I'll be right over..xox

    Ambre,
    Welcome to the Jungle!!!
    I've already been to your place..,,.
    Thanks for visiting and come back anytime!!
    Galen

    Lisa,
    Thanks sweetie
    *wink*
    xox

    Irish Mama...?
    I'm F'ed up??
    Not now but soon, very soon!
    Hahahaha

    Charles...?
    All Cats Are Gray In The Dark!

    Breazy....?
    New Job?
    Kidney Stone?
    Jeez, I'm so sorry, I need to get out more.xoxox

    Lime,
    Hmmmmmmmm...NO!
    It's been sooooo long!

    FlashMan!!
    Thanks brother, comming from you, thats a real compliment!!

    Bryan,
    You are sooooo right.

    Signgurl,
    Thanks, and I think your Mom is Hot....xoxox

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  34. AnonymousAugust 10, 2007 at 8:28:00 PM EDT

    You have not been to my place g-man, so I got you there! Guess you really don't knowitall after all!

    giggles

    You went to my photo gallery not the ambrerae.blogspot.com

    There is no comment...

    ~cries~

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  35. AnonymousAugust 10, 2007 at 8:30:00 PM EDT

    So my Flash 55 sits all alone unnoticed by Mr. g-man

    ~faints~

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  36. Head CookieAugust 10, 2007 at 10:07:00 PM EDT

    very funny there Gman. I look forward to next weeks. By the way my 55 is up

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  37. Melodie Norman HaasAugust 10, 2007 at 11:20:00 PM EDT

    OMG that is hilarious!! I did one too but not nearly as funny as that one!

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  38. javajazzAugust 10, 2007 at 11:38:00 PM EDT

    oh boy.
    (and no question marks, please!!)

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  39. Cazzie!!!August 11, 2007 at 12:00:00 AM EDT

    What, LOL, I am at work and you make me laugh like a dirty lady, hahaha too funny :) Thanks, I needed that

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  40. Spoony QuineAugust 11, 2007 at 2:53:00 AM EDT

    ` Aaaaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaaa!!! Not looking in my mind! Not looking!!!

    ` BTW, have I remembered to tell you about the aliens? Theys nicer to look at than really really old ladies.

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  41. G-ManAugust 11, 2007 at 9:38:00 AM EDT

    Ambre....
    Mission accomplished!!
    Thanks..G-Man

    Jadey....
    Ditto!!!!
    Thanks for the heads up!!
    Galen

    Melody!!!!
    Another GREAT 55!!!!!
    I hope anyone seeing this, goes and Visits YOUR POST!!!

    Hi Lisa!!!!
    Exlamation marks OK???

    Cazzie,
    Hi sweetie, I hope your feeling better..xoxox

    See Quine,
    I'm almost afraid to look, but of course I will...
    (takes a deep breath, and clicks)
    Wish me luck!!!
    G.....xoxox

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  42. HARAugust 11, 2007 at 11:03:00 AM EDT

    I like the comment from Charles. "It doesn't say you turned around."

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  43. annAugust 11, 2007 at 1:25:00 PM EDT

    you are a very funny guy...
    I must tell my mother this one
    oy vay

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  44. snowelfAugust 12, 2007 at 4:40:00 PM EDT

    Galen...you are a prime evil genius sometimes!!
    I totally busted out laughing!!That was SO awesome!!

    love ya!
    --snow

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  45. tsduffAugust 14, 2007 at 1:40:00 PM EDT

    EWWWW!!!! you are hilarious Galen - good one!

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