Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Ask Mr. Knowitall........

Ask Mr. Knowitall anything about Pussy....

A Mr. Leon Tolstoy from Moscow Idaho asks;
"Do all cats bury it's Ka-Ka"?

Mr. Knowitall said..
"Leon, nearly all domestic cats bury their feces, but in the wild, only the timid ones do! Aggressive cats in the wild actually leave their droppings on tiny advertising hills that they create. This leads researchers to believe that domestic cats see themselves as submissive members of their human families."

A Mr. Chuck Darwin from Galapagos Peru asks;
"Does your pussy lick itself after it rubs against you?"

Mr. Knowitall said..
"Chuck, thats it way of tasting YOU! Thats how it familiarizes itself with the people in it's life".

A Mr. Edgar Poe of Baltimore Md. asks;
"Why do cats play cat and mouse"?

Mr. Knowitall said..
"Edgar, it's because they are not hungry! Wild cats, who eat nothing but the food they catch, NEVER play cat and mouse".

A Mr. William Clinton of Little Rock Arkansas asks;
"Does a pussy purr because it is happy"?

Mr. Knowitall said..
"What do you think"!!!!
(actually no, even dying cats purr. A cat's purr, is a sign of being receptive to social interaction.)

A Mr. Vic Hugo of Notre Dame France asks;
"What shape are the eyes of a cat"?

Mr. Knowitall said...
"Vic, Unlike human eyes, a cats eyes have pupils that are shaped like vertical slits. These vertical slits work together with the horizontal slits of the cat's eyelid to give it greater control over how much light it allows into it's eyes."

YAAAWWWWNNNN, Mr. Knowitall grows weary, see you next week!... Peace

35 comments:

  1. LMAO! I'm kind of glad I don't have cats now that you've leaked all their secrets.:-)
    xoxbdxox

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  2. will the next ask mr knowitall be about wieners?

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  3. Hmmm... It appears that Mr. Knowitall is well versed in this subject! Hugs from the road!

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  4. Hi Serena Joy,
    I did'nt tell all...
    xoxbgoxoxoxbgxoxoxoxo

    Limey!!!
    Thats a great idea!!
    Thanks..xoxoxo

    SnowWhite,
    I'm sure glad your safe!!
    xoxoxo

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  5. thanks for letting the cat out of the bag galen! LOL!

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  6. Galen! where are you going for the weekend!!

    Gee.. we will not see you till then
    [tears flowing like a turbulent river]!!!

    GALEN! you never gave ME a xoxobgxoxobg!!!!!

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  7. I think the next one should be about cocks.
    As in roosters????????

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  8. Mr. William Clinton; Depends on whose?

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  9. g-man..very clever play on the word pussy and I like the names of the people who ask questions.

    I NEVER bury my crap and I mark every inch of my territory.lol
    tc

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  10. Oooooh Mona,
    You made a pun!
    Thanks..xoxoxo
    Where am I going?

    JD,
    I'll have to see about the Rooster thing..
    Thanks xoxoxoxo

    Dickiebo!!!
    At my age I'm not too picky..Thanks

    TC,
    Uh Oh, an agressive dominant male!
    Hehehehehehe

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  11. Mr. KnowItAll, why does my pussy love to stuff itself until it's over flowing?

    I await your answer...

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  12. Galen you said "see you all next week" in your last line so I presumed that you were going somewhere! :-)

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  13. Well there are a few that I wasn't aware of. I knew about the purring one....

    Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  14. Galen! I read a wonderful post at Signgurl's place.

    I think everyone should read it!!

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  15. G,
    Why doesn't my friend's pussy like cigars, even when they haven't been lit?

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  16. Hello handsome, I am here to see you!

    Have a good day! :)

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  17. Charles Charles! I know the answer to that one!!

    Because her name is NOT Monica Lewinsky!!

    Galen! sorry! I just couldnt resist!.. giggle!

    I am BAD!

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  18. Jenn,
    Because a stuffed pussy,
    is a happy pussy!
    Don't you agree?
    Thanks for putting it in..er I mean, the input!
    xox

    Oh sorry Mona dear,
    I meant to say this week.
    Dang girl, you don't miss a thing!
    Sherlock Mona!!
    Thanks for careing..xomrxox

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  19. Charles,
    I believe Sherlock Mona has solved your riddle, scroll down..

    Jillie Bean,
    Love to make your kitty purr baby...
    Wait a minute, you own 3 dogs!! Whats that noise then?.....Jillie?

    PINK HIPPO!!!
    Nice to see you sweetie,
    You just brightened up my day..

    Mona *wink*
    xoxomrxox

    Crabby,
    hehehehe...Thanks.

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  20. The pussy we had when I was growing up hated bananas.

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  21. Gettin questions from dead novelists do make me kinda suspicious of the whole Q&A thang, yet Me found the entire post entertaining. Next time me wants some pussy me will watch carefully to see whether kitty buries the poop or not. Wouldn't want somkething that would scratch and bite, when Me could have one that purrs.

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  22. G-man, you are a clever one!! I liked the names too!! ;)

    --snow

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  23. p.s. do you know what I learned about pussy recently? They never meow at each other--only at humans. That's how they attempt to talk to us. :)


    --snow

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  24. of course, except for Tc, since he is bilingual. ;)

    --snow

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  25. and do you know about cat's whiskers too? Like do you know why they are some that have very long whiskers while others dont? I know the answers to that question.

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  26. Really?
    I've seen many pussy's eating a banana Barman.
    Yours must be "Finicky".
    Hahahaha
    Thanks Brother, for that set up.......G

    Welcome back Scary Monster, the G-man appreciates all input!!!
    Thanks for vfisiting!!!

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  27. wow, i cant believe
    Charles said "pussy".

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  28. JAVA JAZZ!!! You noticed too!!! TEE HEE... I cant believe it either!!!

    Blame it on G man's blog! Charles is a baby!!

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  29. I used to have a little mousie tattoo on my inner thigh... but my pussy ate it.

    Har-har-har-hardy-har-har. Snort. Snort.

    That's my favorite bar joke.

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  30. GALEN!!!!

    THANKS FOR THE xoxomrxoxo!!!

    I think that is better than any xoxobgxoxobg

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  31. Hah. I am perfectly capable of using many words, in the proper context. We learn the word "pussy" quite young.

    "Pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been?
    I've been to London to look at The Queen.
    Pussy cat, pussy cat what did you there?
    I frightened a little mouse under a chair."

    "Ding, dong, bell,
    Pussy's in the well!
    Who put her in?
    Little Tommy Green.
    Who pulled her out?
    Big Johnny Stout.

    What a naughty boy was that,
    To drown poor pussy-cat,
    Who never did him any harm,
    But killed the mice in his father's barn!"

    Words do have other meanings, I'm certain G knows it. Do you?

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  32. we do we do Charles!

    That is why I said Charles is a baby

    I was just thinking...how excited we get when babies learn new words...

    We just say... "hey I cant believe it, he just said that"..LOL!

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  33. Big Johnny Stout...!
    ha ha!
    is that another one
    of them thar euphamisms?
    double meaning
    double meaning!
    nyuk nyuk!

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