We'er Number One..............

Happy Hump Day Everybody!!! I can almost guarantee that at one time or another, I have been the very first Commenter on one of your posts..I guess in blogging circles, if that feat is accomplished with any regularity at all, you are referred to as a Blog Whore.
Now I have been called that on more than one occasion. Whether that moniker is deserved or not remains to be seen. Some people think that I get some sort of perverse delight in being the first to "Mark My Territory", Hahahahahahahahaha....Me?
Be that as it may, I have had my moments. But there are some other famous firsts that may be of greater interest to you.......

Buzz Aldrin was the first man to take a dump on the Moon

Before he became the First French King to lose his head,
Louis XVI was the First French King to brush his teeth!

George Bush was the first U.S. President to puke on live TV!

Joseph Stalin, was the first dictator to have a theme park named after him,
Stalin-World was built in 1950 in Lithuania

Fatty Arbuckle was the first alleged rapist to have a chain of fast food restaurants named after him

Henry Laurens, a statesman from South Carolina, was the first person to be formally cremated in 1792

James Madison was the first President to wear long pants instead of knee britches.

The first Frisbees were invented by children on the Oregon trail. They flung discs of Buffalo dung in a Frisbee-like manner during play

The first World Testicle Cooking Championship, was held in Serbia in 2004

The first big screen Tarzan was not Johnny Weismuller, it was on old silent actor named Elmo Lincoln..

The first actor to play 007 James Bond, was an actor named Barry Nelson.
He played him in an early 1950's TV drama production of "Casino Royale"

Thats What I know about being first!!.......Peace.......... Galen.....