Thursday, May 24, 2007

Cogito Ergo 55.........

Sitting in his Philosophy class, the frenzied student was actually cramming for his Poetry final!
Seeing this, the Professor screamed aloud; "Mr Haynes, poetry and philosophy do NOT mix..
So what about Descartes"?

"Professor I say this with dread.
....It's perfectly clear,
that I'm NOT REALLY HERE.
Cause I haven't a thought in my head"!!



If you did a Friday Flash 55......Go tell Susie!!!.... Peace
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45 comments:

  1. cathyMay 25, 2007 at 12:24:00 AM EDT

    Susie I did a 55 flash fiction.

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  2. cathyMay 25, 2007 at 12:28:00 AM EDT

    I drink therefore I spam!

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  3. G-ManMay 25, 2007 at 12:30:00 AM EDT

    Ouzo...or Metaxa?

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  4. G-ManMay 25, 2007 at 12:30:00 AM EDT

    And stop calling me Susie!

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  5. cathyMay 25, 2007 at 12:36:00 AM EDT

    Gee man I,m not really here as it is too early for thinking. I'll drop by later when my being is confirmed by coherent thought.

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  6. SMay 25, 2007 at 12:38:00 AM EDT

    Wowee Gman that is awesome! Ok its TH night 9:35 pm I still have time..Im not late, you are early!

    Well done Gman, my favorite so far!

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  7. SerenaMay 25, 2007 at 12:42:00 AM EDT

    I love it!

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  8. G-ManMay 25, 2007 at 12:52:00 AM EDT

    G'Nite Cathy..xoxox

    Susie..You are soo sweet!!
    Thanks for your great review.
    You gonna have one?

    Serena Joy, I love your visits!!

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  9. MonaMay 25, 2007 at 12:55:00 AM EDT

    poetry & philosophy do not Mix?

    Then what is strawberry milk shake?

    Hey Galen Dear
    Look hear, look here!
    Poetry is a mix
    of philosophy in remix
    Don't believe me? ask a Shakespear!

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  10. SMay 25, 2007 at 1:06:00 AM EDT

    Ok OK Im up already and its not even Friday yet! Hows that?

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  11. G-ManMay 25, 2007 at 1:10:00 AM EDT

    Mona...
    It was a set up to the finale!!
    And...WTF..Strawberry Milk Shake?
    I love you anyway ..xoxoxox

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  12. G-ManMay 25, 2007 at 1:15:00 AM EDT

    Sue-Zay-Que...I love you!!

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  13. EvalinnMay 25, 2007 at 6:56:00 AM EDT

    I´m here now but real soon I will not be!

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  14. AnonymousMay 25, 2007 at 7:30:00 AM EDT

    g-man..we shall now call you MrTalented-all as well.
    Great 55 buddy.:)
    tc

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  15. G-ManMay 25, 2007 at 7:39:00 AM EDT

    Evalinn, Ya mean...
    Cogito Ergo Outta Here?

    TC, Hahahaha
    You crack me up!
    Have a great week-end brother....Galen

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  16. SignGurlMay 25, 2007 at 8:02:00 AM EDT

    I can just picture you saying this, G. You are such a rascal.

    You are really good at this 55 thing. I played again this week but I'm not sure it's coherent.

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  17. BreazyMay 25, 2007 at 10:06:00 AM EDT

    Good one G! Hope you have a good Friday!

    xoxo

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  18. SMay 25, 2007 at 10:56:00 AM EDT

    BTW I love it when people call my ass "very little"
    Hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Come over and see my new pic that I added.

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  19. limeMay 25, 2007 at 11:01:00 AM EDT

    i think i'm here, am i therefore?

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  20. Cha ChaMay 25, 2007 at 11:17:00 AM EDT

    Can I call you Susie?

    Susie, I did a 55 flash fiction.

    It kind of turns me on, calling you Susie, Galen.

    It's gotta be better than Gayland!

    Kidding.

    So, kidding.

    I won't do it again.

    But, Gayland stays.

    xoxo

    The voice of Mr. Knowitall just oozes from your piece, Galen.

    Bravo.

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  21. snowelfMay 25, 2007 at 2:39:00 PM EDT

    It's my favorite one so far too! I loved it! Excellent work Galen, an A+ from me. :)

    --snow

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  22. G-ManMay 25, 2007 at 7:35:00 PM EDT

    Signgurl...I read it already, It's spooky and great!!...Just like you!
    xoxox

    Thanks Breazy, I will..xo

    I saw the pic Susie..You should have warned me..
    I'd have burned one first!..WOW!!..Groovy..xo

    Lime, You sure AM!!

    STRUMPET!!!
    Don't be startin another nick-name for the G-Man

    But if you calling me Susie wets the snapper, then you may proceed!!
    Galenadoresthestrumpet!!

    Snowelf...an A+??
    I'm smiling from ear to ear right now..Thanks.xox

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  23. MannyMay 25, 2007 at 8:03:00 PM EDT

    Friday night. Woot!

    Cook out tomorrow and Sunday. Rest on Monday. Not real rest though. I have to put together a test for work.

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  24. SMay 25, 2007 at 10:07:00 PM EDT

    Gaaaaaleeennnnn I posted another pic...You might need to erm, take out the trash, yeah, or uh, get a breath of fresh air before you go see it!

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  25. javajazzMay 25, 2007 at 11:14:00 PM EDT

    cool 55 mr G!
    and thats the first thing
    i typed on my new computer.
    i feel like a dinosaur getting used to it...
    my "Signboy" is in town
    and i just got severely updated,
    almost techno overload for this old mama...
    yikes!!
    xo

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  26. G-ManMay 25, 2007 at 11:23:00 PM EDT

    Manny...
    NO excuses now!

    You seriously need to come visit your LOYAL FRIENDS more often!!

    OK?....xoxox

    LISA!!
    Damn woman...You disappear more than David Copperfield!
    ( not the Dicken's guy )

    So I busted your PC's cherry?
    YAY!!!
    Love you sweetie!!!
    xoxox

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  27. G-ManMay 25, 2007 at 11:28:00 PM EDT

    Susie...Thats Spooky!!
    Spookier than Jenn's 55!!

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  28. Cha ChaMay 26, 2007 at 1:02:00 AM EDT

    A lot of things wet my snapper, Galen.

    But, I think I'll stick to calling you Gayland from time to time.

    I like that one.

    It's groovy.

    Not as groovy as Susie's awesome pictures...but groovy nonetheless.

    I wish I had some green...I'd burn one with you.

    Then we could pass it around and all jump on the trampoline together!

    Oh how much fun!

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  29. PinkHippoMay 26, 2007 at 8:17:00 AM EDT

    g-man,

    Missed you, so drop by to say hello!

    :)

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  30. SMay 26, 2007 at 11:08:00 AM EDT

    Strumpet, Gman, I brought the green....meetcha out back by the trash cans.

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  31. MonaMay 26, 2007 at 2:11:00 PM EDT

    Galen! I have noticed that my computer screen has become very petulant. It takes so much time to open your 55s.. always!

    Thank you for such a loving mail!

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  32. MonaMay 26, 2007 at 2:11:00 PM EDT

    LOL. Lime is so witty!

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  33. Cha ChaMay 26, 2007 at 3:40:00 PM EDT

    Susie!

    You rule!!

    I'm SO there.

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  34. G-ManMay 26, 2007 at 5:06:00 PM EDT

    Pink Hippo...OK, I'll be right over!

    Susie?...Green?
    Fire it up!!

    Mona..I send what I feel.xoxox
    You deserve it !
    Lime is awesome!

    Strumpet..I would soooo love to burn one with you xoxox
    Especially if it's Susies Stash!!

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  35. Cha ChaMay 26, 2007 at 8:37:00 PM EDT

    Let's go!

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  36. javajazzMay 26, 2007 at 10:32:00 PM EDT

    man, i'm so out of it...
    i dont even like typing
    on this stupid thing....
    i'm a techno fool...
    actually you busted
    my mac's cherry,
    (my apple's cherry?)
    and yes,
    it was good for me,
    baby...
    xo

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  37. josh williamsMay 27, 2007 at 12:11:00 AM EDT

    Emanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
    Who was very rarely stable,
    Idegger, Idegger was a boozy beggar,
    He could drink you under the table,
    David Hulme could out consume
    Willard Freadrich Hagel,
    And Witkensein was a beery swine,
    Who was just as shloshed as Schlagel.

    There’s nothing Nietcher couldn’t teach
    About the raising of the wrist,
    Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

    John Stuart mill of his own free will
    On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
    Plato they say could stick it away,
    Half a pint of whisky every day.
    Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
    Hoffner was fond of his dram,
    And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,
    “I drink therefore I am”.

    Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed…..
    A lovely little thinker,
    But a bugger when he’s pissed!

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  38. G-ManMay 27, 2007 at 12:56:00 AM EDT

    Strumpet..I got some great SHIT!!

    JJ, It was one of the proudest moments of my life...xoxoxox

    Josh Williams,
    I bet you've just been waiting to comment somewhere with that philosophical ditty...
    I like it a lot ...Thanks......Galen

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  39. javajazzMay 27, 2007 at 1:33:00 AM EDT

    xoxo

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  40. SMay 27, 2007 at 11:29:00 AM EDT

    Passes it to Strumpet...

    Soon now, you two are gonna be up here in the air with me....yes, yes, I am still up here!

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  41. Cha ChaMay 27, 2007 at 11:57:00 AM EDT

    *puff*

    *PUFF*

    *pass*

    I'll pass it over to the other Susie now....

    As for the real Susie....

    ...you rock, mon!

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  42. EvalinnMay 27, 2007 at 12:03:00 PM EDT

    U missed the competition, but u made it onto my blogs-to-check-out-list. How about that?

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  43. G-ManMay 27, 2007 at 6:27:00 PM EDT

    Lisa..xoxoxoxoxox

    Sue-Zay-Que!!!
    When you get high...You STAY high!!
    xox

    Strumpet..Gimme a shot-gun!!
    Hahahahaha...theres an old doper term!!..You tickle me... xoxoxox

    Evalinn!!!
    What an honor...
    I'm smiling from ear to ear!!
    I LOVE Swedish Chicks..
    I LOVE Swedish Meatballs...
    Welcome to the Jungle....Galen

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  44. SMay 27, 2007 at 8:49:00 PM EDT

    LOL
    Wheee!!!! Barman is on the trampoline now!

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  45. javajazzMay 31, 2007 at 9:13:00 PM EDT

    man, look at all the shit i missed!
    G, thanks for the update....!
    (i liked PUFF, Strumpie....
    more than puff...!)

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