I didn't know she was a squirter!
That took me TOTALLY by surprise the last time we dated.
It was one year ago tonight when she unleashed
that torrent of streaming wetness over my head!
Some trickled down my face....
But no big deal.
Tonight, I'm prepared!
"Two tickets please...
for Rocky Horror Picture Show"!!!
don't fergit yer raincoat!
ReplyDeletewoohoo, first! and second!
ReplyDeleteya baby! that's a first,
ReplyDeletea Squirter 55...!
Galen is the man!
hopefully it will bring
Chandra A good luck
in her quest for squirtdom...
you go girl...
(as it were!)
still, i must reflect here,
and say, "its not the meat
its the motion..."
and what i mean by all that is,
the grand wet fireworks at the end, well, it just cant be half as much fun as the journey to getting there can be, though some may beg
to differ...
anyway, i'm most certain
your Chandra Annie will now be
tickled and inspired
and very much encouraged
to go that extra mile
and get that thang workin...
maybe she just needs to
have her oil checked...
anyway, kudos for
a heartfelt, and finely crafted
Friday 55, mr. Galen !
xo
er..... I bet neither of you have seen RHPS, have you?
ReplyDeleteI thought so....
The Rocky Horror Picture Show, is a total audiance participation experiance...
Items that you may want to bring to a performance are...
A Newspaper ( to cover your head during a rain scene)
A Rain Parka( to keep from getting soaking when you walk in the theater)
Various Squirting Devices(in theory to simulate rain at certain points in the movie, but in actuality, to squirt every dry nerdy looking fucker that walks in the place!!)
Maybe this little explanation will help clarify matters...Sorry!
of course i've been to a live audience participation/viewing of rocky horror here in our world class city...but i sure dont have the whole thing memorized like you do!!
ReplyDeleteokay, it ALLLLL makes sense now!
see, you're just too far out
for your own good!
xo
and i brought my bic lighter and a piece of toast too!
ReplyDeletena na na boo boo!
damn I forgot,g-man 1 cathy 0
ReplyDeleteDid you dress properly?
Many moons ago (if you'll excuse the pun) I went to the RHS with a couple of friends and my brother.
We dressed for the occasion, even the guys wore basques and stockings. That's fair enough as the whole audience were getting into it in a big way. We had candles as well as water if I recall correctly. It was a bit of a shocker for the waiters and our fellow diners at the chinese restaurant we went to later though, the chinese sometimes fail to be inscrutable, but they tried god bless their little cotton socks.
Wow! doing theRHS with Javajazz. I bet that would be fun.LOL
ReplyDeleteman, i wish i really WAS
ReplyDeletethat much fun...
but thanks for the thought,
Cath!
Geri Halliwell: [ revised edition] Its raining chandra, halelouia [sp?] its raining chandra!!!
ReplyDeleteDear Galen,
Would you please be kind enough to teach me how to add links to my blog after you wake up from your eight hours of beauty sleep & after having put on your glasses, have laid your eyes upon this comment?
GOT ONE!
ReplyDeleteRead it and weep!
I did.
That was to funny. At first I wondered what on earth you were writing about and then I saw. It has been 25 years since I have been to see RHPS. I guess in a way I am glad I have not been lately as I started to have wild thoughts fly through my head about what to do there. I mean back when I went they used to allow birdseed to be tossed for the wedding (which killed me, allergic I think) The toast would fly for a Toast scene. The toilet paper would fly for "Great Scott". They still allowed the squirt guns but were talk of banning them. Confetti, Lighter and a few other things I never got. I never dressed up but some people there looked exactly like the trans people and went and danced up by the screen. It was a very interesting experience to say the least.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone is unfamiliar with the Rocky Horror Picture Show or how the audience participates, check out this link for the Official RHPS Fan Site.
Great one G-man. You are the master.
Cathy, did I not remind you of this at least 2 days ago? It's no big deal...There see?
ReplyDeleteYou cranked one out already! I'll now go check it out..
And don't let the extremely modest JavaJazz
try and fool you, she would be loads of fun!!!
Mona, are you referring to Posh Spice?
And as far as adding links go, you are talking to the wrong guy.
My technical advisor Signgurl, is somewhat out of it for a couple of days, and so I'm very lost.
But if our good friend Barman shows up, he's a techno-whiz..
Thanks for returning, to a place that loves you..
Midnight Movie Memories.
ReplyDeleteCept...there's not much memory.
Happy 13th of Friday G!
BARMAN!!!
ReplyDeleteSpeak of the Devil..
Bryan, could you please help Dear Mona out with her links? I'd be much obliged, thanks..
And hey, what a great link for RHPS updates..
You Da Man!
Milky!!
ReplyDeleteMornin Sunshine..
Oh believe me, I have lost event episodes myself. One in particular that comes to mind is 2001 A Space Odyssey!! I was always in La La Land with that movie...Thanks for the visit, and have a great week-end..xxox
I found this comment
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ on a Popsicle stick! What a twatwaffel
here
http://malnurturedsnay.net/wordpress/
I just had to share
A mental mind fuck can be nice.
ReplyDeleteThanks, baby.
Jazzy,
I'm well aware of the whole motion of the ocean. My quest for the Squirt is not the one and only thing I focus on. It's just a little something extra to try for and hopefully experience one day.
Believe me....there are TONS of other things I want to experience sexually that are on my list other than squirting. It just happened to be something that came up and the subject will pass...but it doesn't mean I won't keep trying.
As far as 'getting there' goes... that's my favourite part.
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh...as Frank would say...
Don't dream it, be it. It's because of this movie...that I do.
I think I shall stick to the theatre side of this conversation LOL I have never experienced a RHS live but have heard it is an interesting experience.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th
ReplyDeleteSo come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici... pation.
ReplyDeletelater bro.LOL
tc
:O
ReplyDeletePlanet
Schmanit
Janet
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up.....
Dont get got and flustered
Use a bit of mustard
You're a hot dog
But you better not try to hurt her
Frank Furter!
You're a hotdog....
Happy 55 G`man, well done!
And the umbrella too....
ReplyDeleteLOL...
I guess it's better to be a squirter than a squeeker...LMAO
Yes, I have been away too long xo
i cant believe everybody knows all these words to rocky horror! what grand memories you all have...
ReplyDeleteand G...i finally got the joke
of the true meaning of your 55!
can you believe i missed that?
OMG, where was my mind??
see, i told you, you're way
ahead of yourself....you and
your cwazy multi layered brain!
and Strumpley, sweet Strumpet!
i love how you Strumpify philosophical concepts...you're
so wise and balanced...you get
all this stuff, and you just
express it in exactly your own
sweet way. thats pretty hip,
you know. you write your own
book...i dig that!
xo
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ReplyDeleteFor anyone that visits here and also knows SignGurl I thought I would post a comment about her operation today...
ReplyDeleteG-MAN HEARD FROM MR SIGN THIS MORNING. HE SENT ME AN EMAIL AS FOLLOWS:
Mr Sign just called me and wanted to pass along that Sign, was out of surgery and doing fine! She will be comming home today...
I TRIED TO LEAVE A POST USING THE PASSWORD I USED LAST TIME BUT SIGN CHANGED THE LOCKS. ALL IS WELL BUT WE MAY NOT HEAR FROM HER FOR A LITTLE WHILE AS SHE DID GO THROUGH SURGERY AND ALL.
Oh, Ms. Sign... I miss you.
ReplyDeleteBarman, thank you for telling us what is going on, that's real sweet of you.
A favourite flick ode using my squirt for metaphor...
from my Flow Bitch.
Galen's too sexy for his 55.
'You're wet.'
'Yes, it's raining.'
GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!
ReplyDeleteSigngurl surgery is done and overwith and she's doing fine and will be home later today!!
YAY!!!!
I sometimes get the feeling that you guys all live on the same street and I,m like a millian miles away."But I'm waving not drowning"
ReplyDeleteso g-man can you name the poem which I have invertd there. No googling though, that's cheating.
Get Well Soon signgirl.
ReplyDeleteCathy...if we even lived in the same town I don't think they could handle us....LOL. But wouldn't that be FUN!
ReplyDeleteSHITSHITSHIT!!!!
ReplyDeletemilliOn-with an O
7hrs of ESL students after Easter break, that's my excuse and I'm stickingto it.
sticking to it even. BUM!
ReplyDeletethanks all for the update on signgirl. glad she is doing well.
ReplyDeleteshould I do cockblog Wed?
ReplyDeleteHad me going there...
ReplyDeleteewwww...
ReplyDeleteCathy...
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing!
Strumpet, I'm swimming as fast as I can!!
You Rock!
Imp, your an actress, you must go see it live!!
Tracy, Happy Friday the 13th to you too sweetie!
Rick? Nice to see ya Bro!
A little quote come to mind?
Thank You Lady S,
OOOOOOOhh Lady S!
I kinda like that.
Mistress, xoxoxo
Jillie, your never away from my heart....Galen
JJ, better late than never...Thanks G xo
Barman!!!
Thanks for relaying that great news......
Cathy?
I don't know nuthin bout no poetry Miss Scarlet!
Are you kidding me?
This ain't the Village Voice!
Your a teacher! You should know this stuff..
And I never Google shit, I always play fair..
And obviously I do not know this poem...So don't leave me hangin on this one.....OK?
Cathy
Jillie
Michelle
I'm sure Sign sends her thanks and love...Galen
Tracy, go ahead baby, you might start a trend..
Wendy....I hope you weren't disappointed!!
ReplyDeletewas i late,
ReplyDeleteagain?
musicians are supposed to have
good timing, me thought...
you goin out for coffee...?
or is you back already?
ya, i'm glad Signs all cool now.
ReplyDeletemust have been a scary start
to her day....glad the worst
is over and she will be free
of pain! thanks all for reporting
in, Gman, Bryman and Jilliegal...
Woohooo... you will need two newspapers, because I'll be there... I love RHPS... Watched it on tv many times.. and can't wait for a real one in theatre... We have one in Montreal every Halloween... but it's rare this happens on week end...
ReplyDeleteAnd for Mona... I will write an entry on my blogger blog just for you dear...
Searabbit, I'd love to go see it live with you!
ReplyDeleteThat would be a riot!
Thanks for stopping by..
Galen xoxox
Not Waving But Drowning
ReplyDelete- Stevie Smith
Nobody heard him, the dead man,
But still he lay moaning:
I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
Poor chap, he always loved larking
And now he's dead
It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way,
They said.
Oh, no no no, it was too cold always
(Still the dead one lay moaning)
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
LOL Lady Choading S here!
ReplyDeleteMore RHPS ....
I was feeling done in
Couldnt win
Id only ever kissed before
Ya mean she?
Uh huh
I thought theres no use getting
into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble and
Giggle giggle
.....
Cathy,thanks for sharing that piece of poetry with us all.
ReplyDeleteLady S,
What very pretty feet you have.
I think I've told you that many many times.
Thanks Susie....G xox