Tuesday, April 3, 2007

ASK MR. KNOWITALL...........

A Mr. Richard Fader from Fort Lee New Jersey asks....Dear Mr. Knowitall
DO BEARS REALLY HIBERNATE?
Well Richard, some bugs, reptiles, amphibians, and mammals do indeed hibernate! But though the bear is known for it, it is not a true hibernater. It does gain fat, and when Winter arrives it does sleep for long periods of time, but not continually. At regular intervals, it rouses and wanders about, but doesn't eat too much.

A Mr. Richard Noggin from Columbus Ohio asks....Dear Mr. Knowitall
WHY DON'T BIRDS GET ELECTRCUTED WHEN THEY PERCH ON HIGH TENSION WIRES?
Because they are not grounded! There must be a complete circuit for the electricity to pass through the body. If the bird could stand with one foot on the ground, and one foot on the wire, then it would get fried. In every case in which a human got electrocuted, part of the body touched the wire, and another part touched an uninsulated object, such as the ground, or something touching the ground..

A Mr. Richard Weed from Skokie Illinois asks.....Dear Mr. Knowitall
WHATS THE BLACK DOT IN THE MIDDLE OF BIRD POOP?
The black dot is fecal matter. The white stuff is urine. They come out together at the same time, and out of the same oriface! The white stuff, which is slightly sticky, clings to the black stuff..

A Mr. Richard Dicks from Butte Montana asks.....Dear Mr. knowitall
WHY DO CLOCKS RUN CLOCKWISE?
Before the advent of clocks we used sundials. In the Northern Hemisphere, the shadows rotated in the direction that we now call clockwise. The clock hands were built to mimic the natural movements of the sun. If clocks were invented in the Southern Hemisphere, perhaps clockwise would have been in the other direction!

Sorry folks, Mr. Knowitall grows weary of these tiresome questions. Same time next week!!
Thanks for stopping by.......Peace. ...................... Galen

38 comments:

  1. LOL, I love these Q & A posts, you certainly do know it all hey!!!

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  2. Dick Weed and
    Dick Dicks.
    very funny Galen.
    you're officially either:
    1. nuts
    2. quite funny.

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  3. Where have all the sexy men gone?

    ;-)
    Happy Wednesday, Galen.

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  4. You sure seem to attract some real peckerheads there, Galen.

    I think Mr. Dick Weed sounds kind of hot, though.

    Can I contact him through you?

    Let me know.

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  5. hi galen..that is indeed informative.I didnt know about the bird's fecal matter.All the others were known to me.

    I guess that qualifies enough to be a mr knowitall secretary!

    But as a Professor of the department of Kamasutriolgy, my class contines in your last post...

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  6. Ok so I didn't know about the bird shit but I can't say that it has been a great impediment to my progress thus far.

    Little bird, flying high
    Drops a message
    From the sky
    Man below, wiping eye
    Thanking God that cows don't fly

    I didn't write this poem.

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  7. Thanks for assisting in helping me learn something today.

    Have a good day.

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  8. you've got more dicks in this post than a Friday night at a San Francisco bath-house.

    I like the birdpoop question cause I didn't know that about the white stuff.
    Interesting and informative.
    I salute you Professor.
    tc

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  9. dear mr knowitall,

    in reptiles the excretory system and reproductive systems unite in a single orifice known as the cloaca. is that the same term in birds for the unified pee hole and poop chute?

    lime

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  10. What are the odds that all of your questioners are a bunch of dicks?

    Wait a minute, I kind of just asked you a question so I guess that makes me... never mind.

    I love it especially about the bird droppings. I wonder if I can pass that on somehow?

    Thank you Mr Knowitall.

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  11. Good Morning everybody, I had some PC problems this morning,and I was off-line for awhile..
    Thank God for 17 year olds eh?...Ok back to Biz.

    Good Morning Cazzie...
    Yep, Thats my Name!!
    As long as it concerns potty matters..Hahahaha

    JJ, You forgot the most important one...
    Dick Head!!!

    Autumn..Good morning Sweetheart...
    Oh! Is that a question for Mr. Knowitall?
    All of the sexy men have turned gay! All thats left are middle aged, over fed, ass-holes....
    Sorry!

    Yes, you can reach Dick Weed at any time thru me!
    I am always at your service Strumpet..xoxoxox

    Mona...Please come here and type a memo please!!
    No chair, here sit on my lap!

    Cathy, you are so Literary, thank GOD, you've found my blog!!!
    Thanks sweetie xoxoxo

    Morning Leigh, I hope you are still not snowbound up there..
    Thanks for getting out xo

    Morning TC, A bit chilly this mornin eh?

    Limey, Your favorite TV show growing up must have been Meet Mr Wizard!

    Barman, I'm your Bird shit Guru son!!

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  12. You have no idea how much I've missed the banter here!

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  13. Awwww...welcome back, Ms. Sign!

    Hope you're feeling better and enjoyed your choding.

    xo

    Cool pic.


    Galen,

    Ask him how tall he is for me.

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  14. no problem galen dearie, I can sit on an air chair.

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  15. Mr. Knowitall...why are all of these questions asked by men named Richard?

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  16. Yes, just being a smart ass AGAIN...lack of sleep last night.

    Dog up barfing...into the litter box again. They just can't get enough of that almond rocha...yuck!

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  17. Jenn, You have no idea how much we've missed you!!

    Strumpet, I think that Richard Johnson is your kind of guy, I'll have to introduce you to him!

    Mona, you are a woman of many talents my dear. Air Chair?
    Hahahahaha..OK, Take a note...
    Remind me to always be on my best behavior around Mona...

    Jillie? Almond Roca ROCKS!!
    I don't think that it is for Doggies though!..But The G-Man loves it...

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  18. You know...I've never had an Almond Roca.

    I've heard good things.

    I will have to try this...Almond Roca...

    And what colour hair does Dick Johnson have?

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  19. Dear Mr. Knowitall,

    Why do only men named Richard write to you?

    also

    Why did I choose Accounting as a profession?

    LOL Happy Hump Day!

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  20. Except for the bird bird info, that was quite informative.
    The bird poop info, I could've lived the rest of my life without ever knowing that fact, thank you very much!

    :P

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  21. Ummmm I like almond rocha but not the kind the dogs had....ewwww!

    Cat turds....tc's been hanging out with Jody again...lmao

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  22. IMP!!, Because you are smart thats why..And a very good actress, you have to act like you enjoy your work, hahaha

    Susie, I aim to please..
    Mr. Knowitall...xoxox

    Jillie, cut it out now...xoxoxox

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  23. Well, you've proved yourself with that answer, you are indeed Mr Knowitall. :-D

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  24. I've got 2 55s ready for Friday.
    RU up 2 it.
    mine are very saucy:)

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  25. I don't know Susie...I've laid awake many a nights wondering...why is there a black dot in the middle of the white stuff...Now I can share it with the rest of the world. MORE crap....LMAO

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  26. Autumn, I tell it like it is baby...*smooch*

    Jillie....Almond Roca..
    You make me laugh so hard! Thanks for always making my day. xoxoxox

    Cathy...Thanks for reminding me..You Rock!!
    A saucy 55 eh?
    I assume we are not talking Hollandaise here?
    Oh I'll be ready, and this time it will have a plot and a central character!!! ..Later xo

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  27. g baby, I left my reading glasses at work.

    Still love me? I still love you.

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  28. That's what I'm here for or so they tell me....

    xoxo

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  29. i still cant believe
    i missed Dickhead.
    (well, you had it disguised
    as Richard Noggin! hey
    i'm not THAT bright!)
    okay, maybe i am...

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  30. Ummmm g-man...it's after 10:00

    JJ you are very bright!

    Yeah, you heard signgurl...

    WE WANT SKIN
    WE WANT SKIN

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  31. KJ, you were fucking Off The chart this week!!!
    Everybody reading this should go see what an AWESOME HNT is.....
    It's Kristen..xoxoxoxox

    Well Manny if you can't read this then.......
    Never mind, of course I still love you.xoxoxo

    Sign...Jillie...
    You got it!!

    JJ, you know I've already posted don't you?
    You and your past posting ..Hahahaha

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  32. hey, theres always something to say about yesterdays stuff, you know.
    no, i didnt know you posted until i got here, silly! i was out playing at some weird thing tonight, so i missed all your nude action here...

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