Say What?

You know you've been blogging way to much, when you talk to the people in the "real" world, like they just posted new.....

Good morning Tim Horton's, would you like to try our new breakfast sandwich?
"No, just a large regular coffee with double cream please...But thank you for asking, that was most considerate of you"........( gimme the coffee and shut the fuck up)

Or walking through the service department in the morning...
Good morning Galen, hows it going?
" Hey it's a glorious day....Thank you for asking!"( UGH)

Hey Galen, feelin allright?
" You know, as long as I'm reading the obituarys, instead of starring in them, it's OK"..( UGH)

Or walking thru the office in the morning....
Morning Galen.
"Good morning Kathy, God I love a fine, friendly, and exceedingly hot woman". (bitch)

Mornin Galen Honey
" Oh hi Tina, has Playboy called for that pictorial yet"?(Hustler....maybe )


Or sitting in my office, when a customer comes in ........
Hey Galen, I just wanted to thank you for the free oil change, you didn't have to pay for it.
"Billy my boy, it's the least I can do for all the trust and confidence, that you've placed in me over the years. I can't tell you how much I appreciate you asking for me again and again".
( cheap fucker)

Galen, thanks for getting me that owners manual.
"Ed, it's one of the many many services of Vic Canever Chevrolet".( no problem)

I'm tired, Thank You all, for visiting the G-Man...........Peace ( of ass....hahahahahaha )