Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Dip...Shit.

First of all hats off to the beautiful, talented, compasionate, and ever shrinking SignGurl. She is the one responsible for the new look. Before, I was like a homeless guy sleeping on a park bench, with nothing for warmth but the Sunday Free Press. Now, I'm more like the homeless guy that found an empty refridgerator box, and moved it over a steam vent. Quite an upgrade!

Nearly Game time! I had such an great response to my Gargonzola dip recipe', that I thought I'd share the second greatest dip that you could possibly want to serve your guests on Game day.
That being the awesome...Vidalia Onion Dip!! Folks, this stuff is not Rocket Surgery, and you can tweak it in any way you choose...But this way works for me.................
In a small casserole dish, combine 1 large grated Vidalia ( or sweet ) onion ( on-yone ) with 2 cups of shredded Swiss cheese ( try the Jillie Bean brand, it's a bit spicier ). Then add 1 cup of Miracle Whip salad dressing.NOTE: There is a special brand called Strumpet Whip, although it's really hard to find, it's well worth the effort.....OK, combine all the ingrediants, mix well, then bake in a pre-heated oven 0f 350 degrees for 30-35 minutes. Take it out, give a little stir to make sure the middle is melted.....VOILA!! ...Thanks again Jenn........Peace.......G-Man.

94 comments:

  1. Vidalia......yummmmmmmmy....sounds good and that Jillie brand cheese is the best. Like I said in the other post, I like the new look....go Signgurl. have a great day my friend.

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  2. i was up for this until you said miracle whip (which is just a variation on mayo) can i substitute sour cream??

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  3. NO,.. the 'salad dressing' is an emulsifier. I know it sounds GROSS, but trust me on this. It's a party for Gods sake, not a purist convention!
    Try it....You'll like it!

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  4. I think the new look is awesome and love the avatar too.

    I am back...a little tired but I am coming BAAACK! lol

    I've missed all of the harassing from all of you guys
    xoxo

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  5. No comment about the cheese?
    DID YOU READ THIS YOUNG LADY?
    Even Jodes read it!

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  6. swiss cheese is good, i like swiss cheese. and i like onions too..i just don't like mayo.....blech!!! and yes i know what an emulsifier (binds water and oil together) is.....sour cream i tell ya....you KNOW how i feel about mayo...

    the new look is nice, perhaps a bit sparse...can we tie dye it?

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  7. Who painted the place? damn is that latex or oil base?
    Looks good and it doesn't have that urine soaked cardboard box smell anymore..let's try to keep it that way, ok?

    Have you thought of writing a cookbook?......good!
    tc

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  8. only 9 comments so far...where is everyone???? I am missing that cross-eyed dizzy feeling of having to scroll thru tons of comments. Yeah she missed it G....funny.

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  9. lIME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING TO ME!
    Damn that was loud. Yes you can tie dye it.You won't even taste the MW.


    Excuse me pal, do you have a solid quarter for 18 cents?
    The internet has rendered cookbooks obsolete!....G

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  10. Lovin' the new threads, G.

    You're pimpin'.

    That dip sounds awesome.

    I wrote down the recipe for the first one and named it Galen's Hit's the G-Spot Dip. Now that one will have to be Galen's Hit's the G-Spot Dip #1 and this will have to be Galen's Hit's the G-Spot Dip #2.

    And I am SO going to have to come up with some sort of a recipe for Strumpet Whip. Only to be shared with those who beg for it. I guess I better get crackin' cos you can't beg for something that I don't even know what I'm going to be puttin' in it yet. I will promise you this...there will be no mayo involved. But, there WILL be a secret ingredient.

    And, Galen, cookbooks are SO not obsolete.

    'It Hits the G-Spot' by Galen.

    'nuff said.

    You could sell it on your new and improved blog.

    I'd buy it.

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  11. I love it. Will you be my agent?
    Please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
    I'm beggin ya pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
    ...I'm not done beggin, please please Mistress Strumpet.WHACK!
    ooooooh thank you Mistress Strumpet, may I please have another one? WHACK!( excuse us folks, Strumpet and I are having a business meeting) WHACK!...Hey 2 for 1, you rock. Thank you Mis...
    ................

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  12. um - what Lime said. I gag with miracle whip. Does Hellmans work?

    When are you putting up your new G-Spot Blog? :-D

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  13. i can tie dye the place?? cool! ok where are my squeeze bottles and rubber bands....oh, and i don;t want to forget my latex gloves....*snaps them on*

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  14. Hey, hey, what's going on in here? Just a lot of complaining about mayo and miracle whip. I was told never to cook with them.

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  15. Did you notice the verbage in the link to your comment section?

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  16. Ladies, ladies, It's a frickin DIP!
    Forget about miracle Hellmun bullshit...I'ts a DIP! 2 Frickin cups of cheese, 1 Big Ass Onion..
    A DIP!

    Yes Sign, I notice everything!!


    A DIP!!!!! DIP....DIP ITY DOO DA!

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  17. Lime hold on....we are tie dyin right?

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  18. Calm down there big daddy! You know we just like giving it to ya!

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  19. Whoa there boy, settle down!

    Okay, I'll try it. Maybe I'll like it.

    SAM I AM

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  20. Yes you will. With green eggs and ham!

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  21. Ok...lol....here's your comment to the cheese...I'm sugar and spice with a BANG..how's that?

    g-man I think you need to settle down a bit or otherwise I just may have to make a road trip up there and beat you up....no, you would probably like that too much...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

    What's with the comment you left me?

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  22. Who's serving green and ham...I am...LMAO

    dork

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  23. Don't ever take anything that I say to you to heart. You are kind careing and fun.
    You have brightened up all of our lives and it's a priviledge to be trashed by you cheeser!....G

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  24. I was just curious as to what you meant by I left Jodi out? I didn't leave her out of anything. If you're talking about the "tagging" I tagged her.

    Oh well...nobody can harass me more than you can g-man...dassssssss right! YOU DA MAN!

    XO

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  25. Mmmmmm my mouth is watering! How are you today ? Sorry I haven't been by , wasn't trying to be rude but I have been busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest today! LOL! If we get ice and snow I can play tomorrow maybe ! Have a good one!

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  26. Cool Breaze, Your house looks awesome!

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  27. Bad news, I have to work tomorrow. Well, I guess that's good since I can always use the money.

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  28. yes, we are tie dyeing, these gloves are just for....um...er....my protection, yes that's right, protections *snaps them again and wiggles fingers*

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  29. Jenn, you've made my day Thanks Again Baby!!!

    OK Doc, Lets get this over with!

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  30. Oh, Galen, Galen, Galen.

    Ms. Jillie, I think poor Galen was just trying to point out that Jodes name begins with the letter, 'J.'

    But, instead of just saying so...he said you left her off your list.

    Don't worry...I'll whip him a couple times for that one. And, he'll beg for it too.

    C'mon, G-baby...on your knees...

    ^_~

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  31. *raises hand to Strumpet* can I get in on this action?

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  32. Yes I was way out of line, and I do need a little, Disipline!!

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  33. Hello G-man! Whew, it has been a day!
    I hope you have had a good day!

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  34. Cool Breaze, I have had a grand day! Thank you for asking..

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  35. sorry Ive been MIA page looks great. Ahh and I cant think of more right now. so good night

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  36. i thought he meant my comment about the jillie brand of cheese??? huh??? what??? I got the letter Q g-man...

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  37. Hey Grandma Gale, congratulations again on little Logan, what a big boy.

    Jodi, I can't comment on your blog. I can't even get on Jillies blog.
    Your post was smokin!!!
    You have The most inviting lips...verrry alluring! Thanks...G

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  38. Good morning! I'm on my way to work. Just checking in so you know I'm still alive after posting that HNT.

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  39. good morning g-man. I'm having trouble getting into my own blog. I keep getting a message from blogger so I have to keep trying and I eventually do get in.
    may be a slow day in blogger commentville today if this keeps up.
    tc

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  40. Thats OK TC, Eye'm in control over at the Open Window.........G

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  41. problems for me too, but now I am in, keep trying to post me a comment....I live for comments :) thanks!!!!!

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  42. Jodi, I can get to your blog, but can't comment, thats why I commented on the HNT here.

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  43. yeah dude I know I get that, but I was having trouble (still am) and eventually you do get in...right now I cannot get to Buddha Girl or Meg, but I can get to you and I just got to Jillie...she has not posted new yet and I can get to TC and Strumpet....I guess I better get some work done now.

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  44. I think we should all get together and ask blogger for our money back.
    tc

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  45. your giving away free dip and still no one is here.
    I'm telling ya, get rid of the old urine drenched cardboard, for all it's sentimental value to you g-man it's only holding you back from being all you can be.

    FREE DIP EVERYONE!!
    I'll see if I can drum up some commentors for you..lol
    your friend
    tc

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  46. I think he wants a piece of the action.

    Jillie Bean, I've missed you so much, you are in such demand now that ole G-Man is like a fart in the wind....thats OK, I'll still be here when the dust clears...

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  47. we haven't stayed away for lack of trying. blogger is a hideous wicked thing ......it needs beaten severely, then gloved, then whipped, then made into a very special dip itself.....evil blogger

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  48. after a call from my legal department Blogger seems to be back on track.:)

    g-man I put posters up everywhere advertising your free dip give-a-way and the folks down at the soup kitchen were very excited, especially when I told them about all the extra boxes you have in case they want to crash for the night.

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  49. Oh Lime, a friendly face. One that isn't cruel to me. Even your gloved hand is a welcome sight.
    An oasis
    A port in the storm
    A rest stop w/facilities!!

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  50. Go back home Tom Cat!
    Do I cause trouble at your place?

    ...my shoulders hurt..Jillie rub my neck...TOM CAT!

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  51. g-man..just like the cuban missle crisis we were on the brink of WAR!
    did I ever tell you? "I hate War, Eleanor hates War and I hate Eleanor"

    as Maxwell Smart would say "missed by that much"

    FREE DIP EVERYONE!

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  52. yeah ask blogger for our money back, yeah that's the ticket....who am I?

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  53. TC, would you believe I had 10,000
    troops ready to attack you?
    Would you believe 5,000?
    Would you believe 2 Boy Scouts with a sling-shot?

    Jodi, save me from the evil empire!

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  54. *snaps the glove* it's only so i don't get any mayo on my hands you understand...

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  55. Michelle, I think the 'mayo' series was a few posts back!
    ...I didn't think you were THAT squemish.

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  56. Hey G.. do you know anyone that has an extra bed and a room they would hide me in? If so let me know! LOL!

    I am done for the day and after we take the kids out for dinner I coming home and I going to sit here at my desk all night and play!

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  57. You need to get up earlier, although today it didn't matter much. Blogger..Evil
    I could have used some help today TC was mean!......G

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  58. mean? MEAN? he came over trashed the place, insulted my guests and wrote dirty words in the bathroom
    and...AND..I found cigarette butts in there too!

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  59. Not from me I quit!
    Don't throw them away....it's NOT tobacco!

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  60. He left you something else, TC. Look in the litter box, heh!

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  61. in MY house it's DOG SNACK!

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  62. Hey all! I am fresh out of a hot soak in the bath and I am ready to have a little fun before bed.. are any of you all still around ? LOL!

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  63. How's that onion dip coming along? I'm ready to dip.

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  64. ...I feel a clean Cool Breaze, hows the bonfire?

    Cheese Cutter!

    Terry, I'm ready to dip and ride

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  65. Dip and ride? Is that like lock and load??

    I feel like I am chasing my tail...don't know if I'm coming or going.

    Do you chase YOUR tail TC?

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  66. My mind is numb from too much blog reading. I need a blogger intervention.

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  67. Jillie honey this is Galen's blog. TC does'nt live here, he just eats and litters here. He's out Cattin.

    Yes Sign, the Dr. is in.
    How may I be of service

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  68. My eyes are burning from looking at too many blogs and HNT's. I need to get a life.

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  69. Sign, how long has this been going on?
    (mannys back, I'm so happy..Don't you dare tell her)

    And when did it become a problem?

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  70. Ms. Sign...the more the merrier, babe...the more the merrier...


    Two boy scouts with a sling shot, eh?

    Is it too late for the Free Dip?

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  71. You get a special batch all your own Miss Chandra...Free






    ( put this on TC's tab )

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  72. mornin g-man!
    Don't you just love these bone chillin, booger freezing mornings?
    tc

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  73. A special batch all for me?

    Woo!

    Thanks, Mr. Cat!!

    And, yeah, it's -3 outside here. And I have to walk to work here in a bit. Thank God for Starbucks on the way to warm me up at the halfway point.

    I am SO dreading getting out of bed right now. If the heat is off even for a second it gets cold cos the wind comes pouring in through the cracks between the windows.

    It's fucking cold!

    Brrrrr....

    Have a great day, Galen!

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  74. HA!...I just whored out my 3rd. post of the Morning!! 1st. 1st 1st
    I'm back....

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  75. Good morning G! I am taking a quick stroll through blogland before I have to get back to work. Thank you so much for your kind words about me in my comment section! Have a good day!

    HUGS!

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  76. I love dip! I am looking forward to this weekends game. Go Bears!

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  77. Mornin Breazy, your sweet!

    Myutopia, I like dip also, we have much in common. A lot. we are like bonded for life now. Although you may be too literary for me...G

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  78. Well good mornin Dr.!

    I've been neglecting my blogging duties...

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  79. OMG. I'm making this. I'm an onion whore. I had a leftover slice of pizza for lunch today. It had onions and sausage on it.

    One of my co-workers told me that it was rank. Love that! Now I stink. Good times!

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  80. One more thing: I'm with Lime on the mayo issue. I loathe that stuff.

    Maybe I'll TRY to make it with sour cream first...perhaps yogurt.

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  81. Jillie Jodi Buddha Girl*sniff*
    I'm the luckiest guy on the Planet!
    Thanks for brightening up my day.

    And throw in Breazy and Strumpet,
    and I can die a complete man.

    Lime and Sign?
    Now I want to live forever...

    Terry, come along for the ride...

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  82. Oh of course not...I'm just tired and kind of burnt out...no coffee in me yet.

    GOOD MORNING G-MAN!!!!!!
    GOOD MORNING G-MAN!!!!!!

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  83. I think the reality of everything that's been going on and the things I STILL have to do and get done have finally hit and I feel DRAINED!!!!

    How could you ever be like anyone else. You're my one and only g-man xo

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