tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post5644089634448825313..comments2023-12-12T09:13:49.401-05:00Comments on Mr. Knowitall: Friday Flash 55.......G-Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14968807697181554781noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-81446800387242860082008-04-13T10:03:00.000-04:002008-04-13T10:03:00.000-04:00Sherry..xxxxxxJildo..Great 55Terry..Thanks sweetie...Sherry..xxxxxx<BR/>Jildo..Great 55<BR/>Terry..Thanks sweetie<BR/>Ciara..You have 1 week to think about this<BR/>Bryan..Great 55<BR/>Ake..Loved your 55<BR/>Evalinn..You too<BR/>Strumpet..Your's ROCKED!!!<BR/>James..Great 55<BR/>Jo..The Beautiful Searabbit<BR/>Michelle..Lime Rocks<BR/>Jenn..Happy Birthday to Lex<BR/>MBW..Great 55 thanks for playing<BR/>Buff..hehehehe<BR/>Breazy..Thanks((hug))<BR/>Melissa..Your 55 was awesome..G<BR/>Donnetta..Much more upbeat this week!!<BR/>Gale..Thanks babe...G<BR/>Mona....?<BR/>What a wonderful treatise of flatulence!!<BR/>As always you make something so stinky and gross seem so philosophical!!<BR/>Thanks Oh Sagacious One..G<BR/><BR/>And thanks once again for making this a very successful and FUN Friday 55..Hope to see you all next week!!G-Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14968807697181554781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-83694433662442689792008-04-13T01:25:00.000-04:002008-04-13T01:25:00.000-04:00hey! I realize I am writing a comment that actuall...hey! I realize I am writing a comment that actually sounds like a gross post! :) :)Monahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08615034229525061880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-11014583131247018302008-04-13T01:23:00.000-04:002008-04-13T01:23:00.000-04:00In India, once a Cabinet Minister recording a Talk...In India, once a Cabinet Minister recording a Talk for external services let out a Trumpet fart. The talk had to be re recorded. However when the time came, by mistake the original recording was put on the air . It gave the minister the unique distinction of having his fart heard around the world.<BR/>( The Guinness Book Of Records, Please note!)Monahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08615034229525061880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-57666879496173950712008-04-13T01:19:00.000-04:002008-04-13T01:19:00.000-04:00Exhortations of fart are found in several places i...Exhortations of fart are found in several places in literature!<BR/><BR/>" Men of letters ere we part<BR/>Tell me why you never fart?<BR/>Never fart? Dear Miss Bright,<BR/>I do not need to fart, I write."<BR/><BR/>&<BR/><BR/>"does Henery Sigh, or does he fart?<BR/>His Breath is strong from either part."<BR/><BR/>&<BR/><BR/>"If blocked a fart can kill a man<BR/>If let escape a fart can sing<BR/>Health-giving songs; farts kill and save.<BR/>A fart is a powerful king"Monahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08615034229525061880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-51689138449054699532008-04-13T01:13:00.000-04:002008-04-13T01:13:00.000-04:00Galen, an Indian poet once said:" O Sage! The stom...Galen, an Indian poet once said:<BR/><BR/>" O Sage! The stomach is the prison house of wind<BR/>The sagacious contain it not in captivity,<BR/>If wind torment thy belly, release it, fart;<BR/>For the wind in stomach is like a stone on the heart."<BR/><BR/>Farting is one of the three greatest pleasures in life ( the other two being sex & head massage)<BR/><BR/>The King of the farts is the 'Trumpet' . It is am act of will, it is proclamatory and masculine, much sound & little smell. It can only be produced by people who restrict their diet to fresh fruits & non fibrous vegetables grown above the ground.<BR/><BR/>The second in order is the 'Shenai' . Like the trumpet it is also an act of will and may be produced by a simple shift in position or gentle pressure on the paunch. It differs from the trumpet in the softer tone and longer duration, like the opening notes of a Scottish bagpipe!<BR/><BR/>The third variety is the Scraper<BR/>which makes sound like the squelch of uncured leather or the rustling of old parchment. It is not one, but a succession of little farts and can be called a phenomenon of rectal muscles softened by age.<BR/><BR/>The fourth is the Tabla which proclaims itself like a single tap on a bongo drum. The Tabla is its own master as it escapes without the host's consent, causing him/her a deep embarrassment if they happen to be in a company.<BR/><BR/>The Fifth is the noiseless stink bomb or the so called SBD. Since it is unspoken, it is best to be planted on a neighbor as a secret gift. the donor can assume a 'not I' look on the face and hold his nostrils and turn to someone else with an accusing look.But he must heed to the Japanese saying " he who talks is the one who has farted ". If you have let off a SBD, let the others guess the identity of the benefactor.Monahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08615034229525061880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-23571209102052108602008-04-12T19:41:00.000-04:002008-04-12T19:41:00.000-04:00Oh duh~ rebicmel already knew. That's what I get ...Oh duh~ rebicmel already knew. That's what I get for not reading ALL the comments!<BR/><BR/>(hi Galen, totally stealing your comment section for a moment) ;)<BR/><BR/>--snowsnowelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774922203013114354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-71697975832753218372008-04-12T19:40:00.000-04:002008-04-12T19:40:00.000-04:00OMG--You guys--I just figured it out from Strumpet...OMG--You guys--I just figured it out from Strumpet's comment!<BR/><BR/>It's Silent But Deadly!!<BR/><BR/>Now we know!! :D<BR/><BR/>--snowsnowelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774922203013114354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-6563105722962703852008-04-12T14:38:00.000-04:002008-04-12T14:38:00.000-04:00Us non-SBD knowers need to start a club.Have suppo...Us non-SBD knowers need to start a club.<BR/><BR/>Have support group meetings.<BR/><BR/>For not being 'in the know' on Galen's fart slang.<BR/><BR/>=P<BR/><BR/>Hope you are having a cool weekend, Gayland.<BR/><BR/>Much love to you.<BR/><BR/>xoxoCha Chahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01432352436492000057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-26877874403607975202008-04-12T01:36:00.000-04:002008-04-12T01:36:00.000-04:00Yeah poor guy. This is kinda cute. HugsYeah poor guy. This is kinda cute. HugsGABhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08933789582534204216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-58709723300987253062008-04-11T21:28:00.000-04:002008-04-11T21:28:00.000-04:00My 55 is up, too, Galen! It says that I put it up ...My 55 is up, too, Galen! It says that I put it up on Thursday, but no. I wrote it last night but didn't publish it til tonight. So, truly it was up on Friday! Ya'll come.<BR/><BR/>Too funny, your 55! But I don't know what SBD is either...oh, my.<BR/><BR/>DonnettaDonnettahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14831771508607746472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-3744342405473368832008-04-11T16:45:00.000-04:002008-04-11T16:45:00.000-04:00hahahahahahaha!!! G-man!! That was stylish!(I thi...hahahahahahaha!!! G-man!! That was stylish!<BR/><BR/>(I third the not knowing what an SBD is either.)<BR/><BR/>--snowsnowelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774922203013114354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-62858283781822123472008-04-11T15:13:00.000-04:002008-04-11T15:13:00.000-04:00Sign-babe,I feel SO much better knowing I wasn't t...Sign-babe,<BR/><BR/>I feel SO much better knowing I wasn't the only one unawares.<BR/><BR/>After Galen told me, I was like, 'Oh, yeah...' <BR/><BR/>SBD = Silent But Deadly<BR/><BR/>Now we know!<BR/><BR/>Thanks to G-Manchu, I will probably NEVER forget that particular acronym again!!Cha Chahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01432352436492000057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-34209351052864419372008-04-11T14:03:00.000-04:002008-04-11T14:03:00.000-04:00Great 55! Have a good weekend!Great 55! Have a good weekend!Breazyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01674200910146493711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-56262764726167483582008-04-11T11:05:00.000-04:002008-04-11T11:05:00.000-04:00Jimmy Olsen- About 80 yrs. old, and still a cub re...Jimmy Olsen- About 80 yrs. old, and still a cub reporter....buffalodickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663035745368682736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-21705256239913439572008-04-11T10:40:00.000-04:002008-04-11T10:40:00.000-04:00Great 55, mine is up.http://myrtlebeachramblings.b...Great 55, mine is up.<BR/><BR/>http://myrtlebeachramblings.blogspot.com/myrtle beached whalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18338457419555984753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-12908833708871132582008-04-11T08:12:00.000-04:002008-04-11T08:12:00.000-04:00I don't know what an SBD is either :(LOL, at Stru...I don't know what an SBD is either :(<BR/><BR/>LOL, at Strumpet's "Fart Fiction 55".<BR/><BR/>I'm up with a special 55.SignGurlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07637199338513235368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-86852307309639656182008-04-11T07:38:00.000-04:002008-04-11T07:38:00.000-04:00lol, you've left me as breathless as the editor.lol, you've left me as breathless as the editor.limehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-50186537621461877412008-04-11T07:31:00.000-04:002008-04-11T07:31:00.000-04:00;-)) That made me smile!!Have a nice Friday!!!;-)) That made me smile!!<BR/>Have a nice Friday!!!Johannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13813652248495431555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-86660704179970360382008-04-11T07:23:00.000-04:002008-04-11T07:23:00.000-04:00lol, that was too funny. Great 55.Mine's up. :Dlol, that was too funny. Great 55.<BR/><BR/>Mine's up. :DJames Goodmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08807865320537867045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-58326106503181538952008-04-11T04:09:00.000-04:002008-04-11T04:09:00.000-04:00I have no idea what an SBD is, but I like your Far...I have no idea what an SBD is, but I like your Fart Fiction55.<BR/><BR/>I played this week too, even without your begging!<BR/><BR/>=P<BR/><BR/>I'm also enjoying the comic books and wine theme you have going on this week!<BR/><BR/>Very fun.<BR/><BR/>It was my love of garbanzos that inspired you. I know it.<BR/><BR/>xoxoCha Chahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01432352436492000057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-6494299490117370982008-04-11T01:57:00.000-04:002008-04-11T01:57:00.000-04:00SBD LOL. that was sooooo funny! You're a card g-m...SBD LOL. that was sooooo funny! You're a card g-man. x<BR/><BR/>Mine's up too.Akelamaluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11234268568845148285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-70449680906860906432008-04-11T01:39:00.000-04:002008-04-11T01:39:00.000-04:00Happy Friday, G-man!Happy Friday, G-man!Evalinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02978531437469203748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-90807265848340370502008-04-11T00:21:00.000-04:002008-04-11T00:21:00.000-04:00Ciara, please do join. I am sure everyone would l...Ciara, please do join. I am sure everyone would love to have you join. <BR/><BR/>Hey G, not only did I play this week but you might like this one. Of course I cheated as I do not know what I am writing about but still...<BR/><BR/>That Olson always was a stinker...<BR/><BR/>Fun 55.barmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00678534461620555428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-60929395408985041452008-04-11T00:17:00.001-04:002008-04-11T00:17:00.001-04:00lmao...great 55! maybe next week i'll venture into...lmao...great 55! maybe next week i'll venture into the world of the 55. take care.Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12365631315923740004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1819635251895015897.post-8638479572799659062008-04-11T00:17:00.000-04:002008-04-11T00:17:00.000-04:00I must have missed those episodes... HA HA HA LOve...I must have missed those episodes... HA HA HA LOve it!tsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.com