Thursday, September 29, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....





Barb and Janet were sophomores.
I was Five, and loved pestering these
two neighborhood teens.
One warm Summer's day, I saw them BOTH head
into the field behind our house.
I stealthly followed.....
Thirty feet into the hike, they both giggled,
lowered their dungarees, squatted, peed, drip dried,
then continued on.....

That Image Still Haunts Me!!!



(I'm POSITIVE that they saw me.....)
Hehehe...That explains a LOT doesn't it?
If you or anyone you know has survived
The Zombie Apocalypse, AND has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most Haunted Host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!
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53 comments:

  1. moondustwriterSeptember 29, 2011 at 8:01:00 PM EDT

    hmmm girls will be...

    The Blade

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  2. moondustwriterSeptember 29, 2011 at 8:02:00 PM EDT

    really - I'm going to Disneyland!!!

    Happy Friday all
    and as always hugs for the G

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  3. Brian MillerSeptember 29, 2011 at 8:02:00 PM EDT

    haha...yes i can see why...smiles. ihave peed a tree plenty of times in my day but...

    yo i am up...

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  4. ScarletSeptember 29, 2011 at 8:09:00 PM EDT

    goodness.. what scene...ha..ha..

    playing tonight:

    http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.com/2011/09/closing-my-eyes.html

    Have a kick-ass weekend ~

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  5. snowelfSeptember 29, 2011 at 8:13:00 PM EDT

    gee whizz...

    hehehe ;)

    --snow

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  6. hedgewitchSeptember 29, 2011 at 8:13:00 PM EDT

    Hey dude--the inconvenience of the alternate plumbing is one of the big issues I intend to take up with the Almighty, should I ever meet her--why??

    A little bird-brained chatter here from me this week:
    Gracklespeak

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  7. Maude LynnSeptember 29, 2011 at 8:21:00 PM EDT

    When a girl has gotta go, a girl has gotta go!

    I failed my 55, G-Man. Couldn't get the damn thing under 59. I'll just skulk off now . . .

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  8. Maxwell Mead Williams Robinson BarrySeptember 29, 2011 at 8:33:00 PM EDT

    wow, childhood experience, honest and interesting 55.

    I am going to spend two hours with the stars near Milky Way,

    Will be back for 55s another day.

    Thanks.

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  9. Monkey ManSeptember 29, 2011 at 8:54:00 PM EDT

    That 55 might have also been a candidate for TMI Tuesday.

    Zombie apocalypse? What will survival be like? HERE is my 55 for this week. It is also a part of Zombie Walk 2011. Maybe you'll find the answer.

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2011 at 8:55:00 PM EDT

    Dude, girls gotta pee too! :P

    I'm playin' this week. Mine will go live at midnight Pacific time. :)

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  11. UnknownSeptember 29, 2011 at 9:04:00 PM EDT

    If only we could stand and pee...

    Well, I guess we could but then we'd have to deal with more than just drip drying our nether region.

    I played over HERE

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  12. magiceyeSeptember 29, 2011 at 9:05:00 PM EDT

    lol!!

    mines up at http://bit.ly/nGKjqZ

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2011 at 9:11:00 PM EDT

    Wait, what Zombie Apocalypse? Did I miss something? Besides the pee. That I don't mind missing.

    Mine is up

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  14. hopeSeptember 29, 2011 at 9:16:00 PM EDT

    Somethings are just TOO traumatic! :)

    Mine will be up in a couple of hours!

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  15. Jannie FunsterSeptember 29, 2011 at 9:56:00 PM EDT

    nothin' like a good ol double pee in the field. except one in a snowbank.

    G-Man, thanks for sharing.

    I'll have one up next week.

    xo

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  16. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2011 at 10:13:00 PM EDT

    Really enjoyed this one, G.

    I'm up over at my page... :)

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  17. ChristineSeptember 29, 2011 at 10:38:00 PM EDT

    it's not as easy as it looks,

    here's mine

    http://aninklingofsorts.blogspot.com/2011/09/1-down-4-to-go.html

    Have a great weekend!

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  18. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2011 at 10:38:00 PM EDT

    Wow! I actually get to leave a comment instead of having Millie relay it! Yea! Have my 55 up here. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2011/09/29/robot/

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  19. LarrySeptember 29, 2011 at 10:45:00 PM EDT

    He He and I thought I was bad
    I'm posted and ready to view.


    Trigger Happy

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  20. G-ManSeptember 29, 2011 at 10:49:00 PM EDT

    Larry...
    Your link didn't work!

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  21. LarrySeptember 29, 2011 at 10:51:00 PM EDT

    Wow I liked this and nice to read you again...

    Trigger Happy

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  22. MargaretSeptember 29, 2011 at 10:55:00 PM EDT

    hmm. You were 5 ... or 55! LOL

    A Cowboy Dreams

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  23. A Daft Scots LassSeptember 30, 2011 at 12:34:00 AM EDT

    They probably thought you'd NEVER in a million years remember the image of them coppin' a squat and tinkling in public.

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  24. MorningAJSeptember 30, 2011 at 1:58:00 AM EDT

    Poor little boy! Traumatised for life.

    I'm up here

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  25. LydiaSeptember 30, 2011 at 4:46:00 AM EDT

    He got a double whammy of a shock! That was great, and the photo of those twins really looks like it's from a long-gone time..... When your weekend is long-gone I hope you look back and say it was fantastic!

    she did it her way

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  26. Doctor FTSESeptember 30, 2011 at 7:13:00 AM EDT

    Hi G-Man. My 55 words of wisdom AND a haiku for Jenn are here

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  27. Vanessa Victoria KilmerSeptember 30, 2011 at 7:24:00 AM EDT

    When I was twelve, I ran through a field with ten foot high stalks of corn, while laughing with my mouth open. I swallowed a huge bug. It was horrifying. ☺

    Flash 55 - Devotion

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  28. DaydreamerSeptember 30, 2011 at 7:57:00 AM EDT

    I took a leaf out of your book and had a walk down my memory lane too.
    Bet you can't forget that sight either...lol
    Heres mine:

    All that Glitters

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  29. izzySeptember 30, 2011 at 7:57:00 AM EDT

    Hee hee...
    been & done but not to tease-
    Have a great one!
    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2011/09/ff-55-once-upon-real-time.html

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  30. Brian MillerSeptember 30, 2011 at 8:05:00 AM EDT

    dr FTSE....can not leave you a comment because of the blogger embedded comment glitch...neat 55...would be a great start to a creepy short story...watch those mirrors...

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  31. Brian MillerSeptember 30, 2011 at 8:10:00 AM EDT

    izzy same problem with yoursat FTSE...neat synchro in ours...sounds like a blast to me...

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  32. the walking manSeptember 30, 2011 at 8:13:00 AM EDT

    There was a Zombie apocalypse? They must have been afraid of eating Detroit made brains.

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  33. LincSeptember 30, 2011 at 9:28:00 AM EDT

    HAH! That'll teach you, G-Man!

    Here is mine, a special edition: Dedication.

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  34. JinksySeptember 30, 2011 at 9:43:00 AM EDT

    Fifty five in five haiku from me, just to keep the number five alive! See HERE

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  35. KikitSeptember 30, 2011 at 10:04:00 AM EDT

    I admit I don't know what the zombie apocalypse is all about. Every time I hear the word zombies, all I remember is the video game I'm addicted to.

    Here's my 55: http://kikitavenue.blogspot.com/2011/09/ff-55-4-joy.html

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  36. BubbaSeptember 30, 2011 at 10:06:00 AM EDT

    Sorry, I got swept up in the zombie apocalypse this week, G-Man... and being a zombie makes it hard to count to 55. (Especially with missing fingers!)

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  37. LindaSeptember 30, 2011 at 10:11:00 AM EDT

    Ah, that's what bushes are made for. Too bad they didn't find some and spare you those lingering images.

    Mine is finally up at Roses to Rainbows

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  38. StrangerSeptember 30, 2011 at 11:00:00 AM EDT

    You'd have been miserable in the woods where I spent my childhood summers. No plumbing. That place still doesn't have toilets that flush (I still have family living up there.) It was a hippie paradise, meaning clothes optional, so yeah, I saw plenty of nekkid people peeing where they stood or squatted. Girls learn early that not all ground is equal, assess the slope or suffer muddy feet. Not ideal, BUT that place is where I want to be when the zombie (or any other) apocalypse hits. Don't mess with the old hippies in the hills. No, really. Don't.
    My 55 is still over 60, so not sure I'll be posting this week. If I do, I'll come back to let you know.

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  39. HelenSeptember 30, 2011 at 11:06:00 AM EDT

    Love this! fyi ... I've done the same thing, but I wasn't a teen I was a grown woman, should have known better, no one saw me!

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  40. JannaSeptember 30, 2011 at 1:12:00 PM EDT

    Here I am!
    Sorry I'm late; I'm house-sitting this week and haven't been able to get online as much as I'd like.

    I've never met a Michigan person who calls jeans "dungarees". Interesting. The only people I've known who call them dungarees are from the East coast.
    Is that where you're from originaly?
    Just curious.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  41. JannaSeptember 30, 2011 at 1:14:00 PM EDT

    Drat. I was typing so fast I didn't realize I misspelled "originally".

    Sigh.

    This is a good excuse to eat a pound of chocolate, right?

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  42. JannaSeptember 30, 2011 at 1:16:00 PM EDT

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  43. StrangerSeptember 30, 2011 at 2:07:00 PM EDT

    Yours still makes me laugh.
    Mine's up.

    Salvage

    Enjoy!

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  44. Ed PilollaSeptember 30, 2011 at 4:05:00 PM EDT

    really liked how you compressed all that action between giggled and continued on. great read.
    my first 55:

    http://edpilolla.blogspot.com/2011/09/feed.html

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  45. Ed PilollaSeptember 30, 2011 at 4:25:00 PM EDT

    rats, i realize mine isn't really a story.

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  46. DonnettaSeptember 30, 2011 at 9:59:00 PM EDT

    Galen: That is just showing a little bit too much!

    Mine is up and is very different tonight. D

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  47. Maxwell Mead Williams Robinson BarrySeptember 30, 2011 at 9:59:00 PM EDT

    Wow,

    late to the party, will try to read tomorrow.

    Here is

    A 55 Story

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  48. Cathy FeasterSeptember 30, 2011 at 10:58:00 PM EDT

    there was a zombie apocalypse this week? wow, that event slipped by me, so I guess I survived it? your 55 made me laugh!

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  49. OliviaOctober 1, 2011 at 8:40:00 AM EDT

    whoooops!!!
    Scary..

    Displacement

    Weekend hugs xo

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  50. danOctober 1, 2011 at 9:58:00 PM EDT

    initially i thought they were peeing on dead Zs :D

    it was just a dream...

    my 2nd 55ff story is here http://daningstore.blogspot.com/2011/09/55-fiction-friday-2.html

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  51. Maxwell Mead Williams Robinson BarryOctober 1, 2011 at 10:34:00 PM EDT

    Happy Saturday.

    read all 55s', commented for most of them.

    Thanks for a creative week.

    It is October, many 55s are becoming more haunting or creative.

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  52. Steve IsaakOctober 2, 2011 at 4:12:00 PM EDT

    LOL, good write.

    Here's mine.

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  53. xl pharmacyDecember 12, 2011 at 12:14:00 PM EST

    He got a double whammy of a shock! That was great, and the photo of those twins really looks like it's from a long-gone time..... When your weekend is long-gone I hope you look back and say it was fantastic!

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