Thursday, March 31, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....


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POP QUIZ...!!!!

College English 102, circa 1969.

The topic was Semantics....

1st. Question: Explain the difference between Kinky and Perverted.

(Thinking a moment, he jots down.....)

Kinky, is tickling your girlfriend's ass with a feather.

Perverted, is using the whole chicken!

(Mr. Haynes eventually passed the class...The SECOND time around!)


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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash Fiction 55

Please come tell The G-Man

I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!

So from the most perinkyest host from coast to coast...

Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
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55 comments:

  1. Brian MillerMarch 31, 2011 at 8:01:00 PM EDT

    hahaha...the whole chicken...i could see that putting her in a fowl mood...

    i am up..

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  2. Brian MillerMarch 31, 2011 at 8:01:00 PM EDT

    yah...yah...yahtzee!

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  3. LisaMarch 31, 2011 at 8:05:00 PM EDT

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  4. Jannie FunsterMarch 31, 2011 at 8:06:00 PM EDT

    A bit before the Kinsey Report, I think? :)

    Oh, gosh, Brian. what a groaner, but funny!

    Mine's Here.

    xo

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  5. KBMarch 31, 2011 at 8:07:00 PM EDT

    Hehe! Nice one G. Have a great weekend. Mine's up!

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  6. dustusMarch 31, 2011 at 8:08:00 PM EDT

    ROFL So which came first? The chicken or... well never mind.
    Mine's up:

    ”His Break”

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  7. LisaMarch 31, 2011 at 8:10:00 PM EDT

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  8. LisaMarch 31, 2011 at 8:11:00 PM EDT

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  9. LisaMarch 31, 2011 at 8:13:00 PM EDT

    Posting again with a hyperlink.

    Mr. Knowitall is a star in my post.

    Lisa

    Inspired by Lisa

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  10. Monkey ManMarch 31, 2011 at 8:39:00 PM EDT

    Mr. HayNes??? Could this just coincidence?

    My 55 is HERE.

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  11. hedgewitchMarch 31, 2011 at 8:40:00 PM EDT

    Ha--sounds like the prof was a bit hen-pecked, and definitely a post-vert.

    Mine honors a rather more sinister creature:

    Orca, Straight Up

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  12. AnonymousMarch 31, 2011 at 8:49:00 PM EDT

    Harumph. He should have passed the firs time.

    Mine is up

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  13. gautami tripathyMarch 31, 2011 at 8:53:00 PM EDT

    *grin*


    Here is mine:

    sliding
    through the gaps

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  14. Maude LynnMarch 31, 2011 at 9:01:00 PM EDT

    Oh, G-Man! You are a riot!

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  15. magiceyeMarch 31, 2011 at 9:10:00 PM EDT

    lol!!

    india is coming (pun intended) at http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/india-is-coming-pun-intended.html

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  16. SerenaMarch 31, 2011 at 9:12:00 PM EDT

    That English class sounds a lot more interesting than mine ever was.:)

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  17. MeMarch 31, 2011 at 9:26:00 PM EDT

    Huh. I would have thought you'd get BONUS marks for such an astute observation. But hey, maybe your prof had a thing for whole chickens and took offence?

    Happy (almost) Friday, G!!
    -C

    PS - Mine's up...

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  18. UnknownMarch 31, 2011 at 9:52:00 PM EDT

    Even the government knew a good thing "A chicken in every pot..."

    goodness G what didnt' you learn in school?

    Stuck

    Happy Friday all and thanks Mr Know something

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  19. steveroniMarch 31, 2011 at 9:57:00 PM EDT

    Jannie Funster (comment) mentioned the Kinsey Report...I thought this was the KINKY REPORT! But good! But Good!
    Mr. G-Man!!!

    Tonight my inspiration is HERE

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  20. limeMarch 31, 2011 at 10:03:00 PM EDT

    disturbing is doing the chicken instead of your girlfriend...

    i played along too and talked about what disturbs me here

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  21. JannaMarch 31, 2011 at 10:07:00 PM EDT

    I don't mind being tickled with chicken nuggets as long as they're dipped in sweet-hot chili sauce first.
    That stuff is awesome.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  22. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallMarch 31, 2011 at 10:08:00 PM EDT

    well played humor,
    very visual and vivid imagery...
    chuckles..

    here is My 55

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  23. Pheromone GirlMarch 31, 2011 at 10:33:00 PM EDT

    Hey - what if you're ticklish like me???

    Mine's here and dedicated to you. Wait. Don't I say that every week?

    Elbows

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  24. OliviaMarch 31, 2011 at 11:50:00 PM EDT

    I knew about the cock.. ;)
    But chicken.. well!

    lolss

    This is some weirdo idea G-man.. haha

    My Life Song

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  25. OliviaApril 1, 2011 at 12:11:00 AM EDT

    Wishing you a kinky weekend..
    ;)

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  26. TALONApril 1, 2011 at 12:36:00 AM EDT

    lol! Honestly, what's with these professors? Mr. Haynes obviously had a good grasp of the subject matter -- and hopefully a good grasp on the chicken too! ;)

    My 55: Loose Change

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  27. LarryApril 1, 2011 at 1:42:00 AM EDT

    I'm with Brian

    you find mine
    here

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  28. Someone is SpecialApril 1, 2011 at 2:23:00 AM EDT

    ha ha.. I loved this 55 G-Man.. After a long time here is mine, I saw

    Someone is Special

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  29. anthonynorthApril 1, 2011 at 2:38:00 AM EDT

    Well, they say if you don't know what it is, it's chicken, lol.

    You'll find mine here.

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  30. Steve IsaakApril 1, 2011 at 2:38:00 AM EDT

    Fun, chuckle-worthy work. =)

    Here's mine.

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  31. MorningAJApril 1, 2011 at 3:22:00 AM EDT

    OMG! And also wasteful. There's good eating on a chicken! :)

    I'm up here

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  32. AkelamaluApril 1, 2011 at 3:34:00 AM EDT

    Tell me you didn't!!!! LOL

    Mine's up - my 55 that is!

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  33. JinksyApril 1, 2011 at 4:09:00 AM EDT

    Who can resist either chicken, or a 55? Mine's HERE

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  34. Ami MattisonApril 1, 2011 at 4:12:00 AM EDT

    Ha, G-man! Mine's not nearly as clever! But you'll find it here.

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  35. joannaApril 1, 2011 at 4:22:00 AM EDT

    G-man

    I see an April fool was he.
    I would like to say, I haven't been playing lately due to taking a fab vacation in the warm Bahama's as a writer I guess I can write my own story, but the truth be told, I had too much work going on -- SIGH, but I do have an offering the rest of the weird words I came across all for you,G-man
    If I can get it together later in the day I will try & post a 55. joanny

    9. Mungo

    A dumpster diver – one who extracts valuable things from trash

    10. Nihilarian

    A person who deals with things lacking importance (pronounce the ‘h’ like a ‘k’).
    11. Nudiustertian

    The day before yesterday

    12. Phenakism

    Deception or trickery

    13. Pronk

    A weak or foolish person

    14. Pulveratricious

    Covered with dust

    15. Rastaquouere

    A social climber

    16. Scopperloit

    Rude or rough play

    17. Selcouth

    Unfamiliar, rare, strange, marvelous, wonderful. For example: The List Universe is such a selcouth website!

    18. Tyrotoxism

    To be poisoned by cheese

    19. Widdiful

    Someone who deserves to be hanged

    20. Zabernism

    The abuse of military power or authority. I wonder how long it will take for this one to show up in the comments.

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  36. A Daft Scots LassApril 1, 2011 at 5:48:00 AM EDT

    I'm up, believe it or not.

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  37. BubbaApril 1, 2011 at 6:09:00 AM EDT

    Particularly nice weather we're having, wouldn't you say? :)

    (Kudos to anyone who gets THAT obscure reference!)

    I'm up! Like Thunder

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  38. knot eyeApril 1, 2011 at 6:48:00 AM EDT

    if at first you don't succeed, get a turkey

    Peace, hp

    55

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  39. LincApril 1, 2011 at 7:55:00 AM EDT

    Here 'tis:

    http://reaper282.blogspot.com/2011/04/once-bitten.html

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  40. the walking manApril 1, 2011 at 7:59:00 AM EDT

    Kinky is using the whole chicken

    Perverted is cooking and eating it afterwards.

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  41. Belinda MunozApril 1, 2011 at 8:02:00 AM EDT

    Ha ha ha! And possibly illegal in a few states! Very funny G-Man!

    Mine is not so funny: http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2011/04/perspective-tweaks-and-mixed-metaphors/

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  42. clean and crazyApril 1, 2011 at 8:18:00 AM EDT

    i love how your mind works, i guess that is why i keep coming back...

    hey i got one up too!!

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  43. izzyApril 1, 2011 at 9:23:00 AM EDT

    Wonder of wonders- Here I come just to be sociable- and you challenge me to be in some sort of compliance...I remember my downfalls thanks-not-at-all...
    Have a good week!
    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2011/04/flash-fiction-55-4111.html

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  44. MonaApril 1, 2011 at 12:04:00 PM EDT

    LOL@ Lime

    Walking man, it was kinky & perverted back THEN in 1969. You are talking of today's upped standards! :D

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  45. amfApril 1, 2011 at 1:49:00 PM EDT

    brilliant.. rock on! ... & watch out for the fools..

    Little Lion Man

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  46. UnknownApril 1, 2011 at 4:36:00 PM EDT

    I'm late to the party...again! I guess better late then never but you might disagree after reading my groaner located HERE

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  47. TammyApril 1, 2011 at 4:43:00 PM EDT

    Thought I would come play too! Mine is up...

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  48. SApril 1, 2011 at 5:00:00 PM EDT

    dang, super fresh!

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  49. RNSANEApril 1, 2011 at 5:25:00 PM EDT

    Yucky! The whole chicken! Mine better be BBQ!

    I'm at:

    http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/04/friday-flash-55-reading-at-65-mph-april.html

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  50. UnknownApril 1, 2011 at 8:24:00 PM EDT

    Better late than never..here we go..

    http://wp.me/p1hLXl-6N

    Happy weekend :)

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  51. DianneApril 1, 2011 at 10:37:00 PM EDT

    better late than never, mine is up HERE

    you are kinky in a perverted way,
    Fab Di

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  52. SApril 2, 2011 at 11:35:00 AM EDT

    my next cat will be named burqua! Thats hilarious.
    Yes, Gupta it is.

    Thanks for the hugs, Gman!
    At least I have one kitty, I need one at all times.
    Have a great weekend.

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  53. secret agent womanApril 2, 2011 at 7:25:00 PM EDT

    I think that's more the difference between silly and perverted.

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  54. MargaretApril 3, 2011 at 10:43:00 AM EDT

    Your 55 this week leaves me speechless (or grossed out... maybe both...! :)

    I FORGOT to enter this gem:

    My entry

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  55. T F CarthickApril 3, 2011 at 11:31:00 PM EDT

    Ha ha. That was cool. My first time here. I never realized 55 fiction could be humorous as well.

    My 55 Fiction can be found here
    http://luciferhouseinc.blogspot.com/2011/04/his-last-words.html

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