Thursday, March 5, 2009

Friday Flash 55....






When did my humor stop being funny?
When did our love, become based upon money?
When did we start screaming at the drop of a hat?
When did my cute butt become suddenly fat?
When did I become evil, because of my snoring?
When did my advances become needy and boring?
Not that it matters........
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55, please come tell the G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Great Week-End...
Peace...!!!
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25 comments:

  1. SerenaMarch 5, 2009 at 9:11:00 PM EST

    Hmmm. Sounds like a visit to Dr. Phil coming up. Or ... something.:)

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  2. myrtle beached whaleMarch 5, 2009 at 9:16:00 PM EST

    Lighten up - Francis.

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  3. Hale McKayMarch 5, 2009 at 9:19:00 PM EST

    LOL @ the painter cartoon.

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  4. MojoMarch 5, 2009 at 11:55:00 PM EST

    Oh man does this resonate. All of it.

    Specially the painter cartoon.

    Not so for my heroine though. She's large and in charge now.

    Well... in charge anyway.
    55 Flash Fiction Friday #35: Chapter 27 - Raastaa

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  5. Cha ChaMarch 6, 2009 at 2:01:00 AM EST

    Awwww....Galen...

    Much love to the G-daddy.

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  6. AnonymousMarch 6, 2009 at 3:19:00 AM EST

    Why do you think I was so dead set against getting married. Kurt and I were happily unmarried for ten years. *sigh* it's all down hill from here. hehehehehe ;-)


    Mine is up. :)

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  7. ShadowMarch 6, 2009 at 5:33:00 AM EST

    mmmm, life???? no, too cynical for me. try my favourite mantra: ignore a problem long enough and it'll go away, heee heee heee

    have a good weekend mr G!!! and mine's up too

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  8. the walking manMarch 6, 2009 at 5:44:00 AM EST

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  9. the walking manMarch 6, 2009 at 5:45:00 AM EST

    The imponderable questions
    Immune to critique or suggestions
    Why when how who
    What are we to do?
    On the answers I’ll pass
    Especially the one about her ass
    It’s not too big
    Or too much a twig
    The smart answer
    My dear you still have the ass of a dancer
    Suggestion?
    Quit asking questions

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  10. Cazzie!!!March 6, 2009 at 7:15:00 AM EST

    We have a lomg weekend this weekend...TGIF!!!

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  11. limeMarch 6, 2009 at 8:34:00 AM EST

    and i wonder how many of us could be asking similar questions...

    well expressed, my friend.

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  12. Head CookieMarch 6, 2009 at 8:37:00 AM EST

    OH my my still laughing at this post. My 55 is up. Hope you have wonderful weekend.

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  13. snowelfMarch 6, 2009 at 8:43:00 AM EST

    Marriage can be fabulous. Or so I've heard. I don't know if I'll ever want to take another crack at it again though.
    Hugs to you, Galen.

    --snow

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  14. Eaton Bennett aka Berenice AlbrechtMarch 6, 2009 at 9:18:00 AM EST

    G-man...your cartoons are hilarious, also tinged with a little too much reality. Have a great weekend! :)

    My 55

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  15. buffalodickMarch 6, 2009 at 9:28:00 AM EST

    Good cartoons, great 55!

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  16. Lulda CasadagaMarch 6, 2009 at 10:33:00 AM EST

    I was reflecting on my own relationship this am on the way to work...we must be on the same wavelength! They don't call it an INSTITUTION for nothin!! :D
    I'm tryin to get my 55up today...

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  17. MaryMarch 6, 2009 at 11:01:00 AM EST

    They say the best humor is grounded in reality. Well, I've lived the reality long enough to deserve the humor.

    Great 55!

    Mine's up, too!

    Randomness of Me

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  18. AkelamaluMarch 6, 2009 at 11:29:00 AM EST

    That's a bit sad honey. We both looked back this week! :(

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  19. JihadGeneMarch 6, 2009 at 1:49:00 PM EST

    Great stuff!

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  20. DonnettaMarch 6, 2009 at 6:28:00 PM EST

    Viagra? Time marches on and we march to different drummers.

    Mine is up--I mean my 55! D

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  21. PamMarch 6, 2009 at 6:38:00 PM EST

    i put my comment about my 55 being up in the wrong post earlier lol so here i am again.

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  22. MichelleMarch 6, 2009 at 10:09:00 PM EST

    Hey G-Man...
    Here's mine without a reminder:
    http://flutterbean.blogspot.com/2009/03/missing.html

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  23. MonaMarch 6, 2009 at 10:34:00 PM EST

    I see some of you guys geting rude about wives today...

    I couldn't do a 55ve today G as I was in the hospital most day , They were trying to wean him of the ventiator but decidd against it as he was too agitated. Its almost been half a month in ICU now...

    Hope you & yours are doing well

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  24. Maude LynnMarch 6, 2009 at 10:58:00 PM EST

    Has my husband been complaining again?

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  25. GregMarch 7, 2009 at 12:13:00 PM EST

    I've been so busy... I miss 55 Flash Fiction. I will start doing it again, and it will be interesting to see where my on going story leads now that I've been away so long

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